ca_gere Posted February 4, 2010 Report Share Posted February 4, 2010 That'd be like an average Wednesday night in for me.Solosexualism I believe it's called. For people who really like a good wank. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shaki Posted February 4, 2010 Report Share Posted February 4, 2010 Eugh...that'd be like wanking in front of a mirror.That didn't work either. I tried to tell myself I was enjoying it but my reflection told a sadder tale. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Christy Posted February 4, 2010 Report Share Posted February 4, 2010 Third person doesn't really suit anybody, does it. It's reserved for twats like David Hasslehoff. And myself, obviously.It suits Omar. Omar be badass.Eddie May often uses all three perspectives in the same sentence. Pretty sure I've poasted this before, but it's bizarre. He says stuff like: 'I find it tough being a football manager, you just do what you can and hope that Eddie May's best is good enough'.Twat. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soda Jerk Posted February 4, 2010 Report Share Posted February 4, 2010 Bob Dole. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lemonade Posted February 4, 2010 Report Share Posted February 4, 2010 What do you get up to on Tuesdays? Everyone surely agrees that is the worst weeknight by far....Solosexualism I believe it's called. For people who really like a good wank.Personally, I quite enjoying hanging myself from a door while wearing a basque, stockings and panties, with an orange in my mouth and a placcy bag over my head. Once you've tried auto-erotic asphyxiation, all other wanks are dull in comparison. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ca_gere Posted February 4, 2010 Report Share Posted February 4, 2010 Personally, I quite enjoying hanging myself from a door while wearing a basque, stockings and panties, with an orange in my mouth and a placcy bag over my head. Once you've tried auto-erotic asphyxiation, all other wanks are dull in comparison.each to their onanism I suppose. I'm a simple tube sock and an ex-girlfriend fantasy man myself. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted February 4, 2010 Report Share Posted February 4, 2010 When I was thirteen, I was treated to a lecture on the pros and cons of the "Posh Wank"* by a guy five years my senior. Never quite got my head around it.*wanking with a condom on Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest idol_wild Posted February 4, 2010 Report Share Posted February 4, 2010 When I was thirteen, I was treated to a lecture on the pros and cons of the "Posh Wank"* by a guy five years my senior. Never quite got my head around it.*wanking with a condom onWas that intentional?I sniggered either way, but it'd be funnier to me if you meant it... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted February 4, 2010 Report Share Posted February 4, 2010 Was that intentional?I sniggered either way, but it'd be funnier to me if you meant it...Of course! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
britheguy Posted February 5, 2010 Author Report Share Posted February 5, 2010 Some might say that this thread was a strange one to begin with...however it's seems to have got somewhat stranger still. Thanks for the explaination of a 'posh wank'. There might be a need for a thread which could be formed around a Q&A format. For example, 'I've heard of the term posh wank, what does it mean?' or "I heard the girls at work the other day talking about teabaging, now I know they all drink coffee, so what are they talking about?' Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bigsby Posted February 5, 2010 Report Share Posted February 5, 2010 There might be a need for a thread which could be formed around a Q&A format. For example, 'I've heard of the term posh wank, what does it mean?' or "I heard the girls at work the other day talking about teabaging, now I know they all drink coffee, so what are they talking about?'We're way ahead of you http://www.aberdeen-music.com/forums/general-discussion/56253-wondering-about-stuff-thread.htmlPS Where do you work, it sounds fun. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
britheguy Posted February 5, 2010 Author Report Share Posted February 5, 2010 We're way ahead of you http://www.aberdeen-music.com/forums/general-discussion/56253-wondering-about-stuff-thread.htmlPS Where do you work, it sounds fun.I never saw that one before. CheersI think you'll need Old Gold to explain for you:) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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