Benji Posted January 21, 2010 Report Share Posted January 21, 2010 Aye, so, I was walking hame fae work this morning at the harbour and there's a squad of police cars kicking aboot, so, I do my usual and try and forget about them and walk home.A fucking bomb threat had been made, and it was in the Train Station. Erm... I walked clean through the fucking place without one stinking challenge. God knows what the fuck the plod are doing closing guild st and incoming Market st traffic when the threat is in the Station!!I know it's early in the day but fuck me, the one place you evacuate is the place where the threat is made!! But na na just let a'body loiter on through the place!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JaseyBoi Posted January 21, 2010 Report Share Posted January 21, 2010 BBC News - Major disruption in Aberdeen after 'incident'The police have given no details on whats actually going on... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Benji Posted January 21, 2010 Author Report Share Posted January 21, 2010 I see. Well I just got a txt fae the missus who probably got some gossip fae her work so it could all be shite. I hope the station stays open though... I take a 2 minute shortcut through to my work. Didna ken you still hung aboot here manny, good to see ya, how's the wee turtle getting on? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MattJimF Posted January 21, 2010 Report Share Posted January 21, 2010 Supposedly someone left their bag unattended while they went for a piss/dump. Someone saw it and shouted bomb (If it was a dump i suppose it was in a way). Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
paranoid Posted January 21, 2010 Report Share Posted January 21, 2010 Supposedly someone left their bag unattended while they went for a piss/dump. Someone saw it and shouted bomb (If it was a dump i suppose it was in a way).That would be a mind-fuck, coming out of the toilet after laying a cable and finding the place empty. And a bomb disposal robot rummaging through your bag and taking your iPhone apart. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fish out of water Posted January 21, 2010 Report Share Posted January 21, 2010 laying a cableGreat term. I'm also fond of using "Crimping off a length". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JaseyBoi Posted January 21, 2010 Report Share Posted January 21, 2010 Im not so keen on the term "dropping ma mates off at the pool" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jon Posted January 21, 2010 Report Share Posted January 21, 2010 "Freeing the brown trout" pleases me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr Owl PhD Posted January 21, 2010 Report Share Posted January 21, 2010 'Heave a Hirvana' Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alkaline Posted January 21, 2010 Report Share Posted January 21, 2010 'Heave a Hirvana'Heave a Havana Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr Owl PhD Posted January 21, 2010 Report Share Posted January 21, 2010 Heave a HavanaThat's true actually. It sounds better if you add an 'ir' though. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lemonade Posted January 21, 2010 Report Share Posted January 21, 2010 Pinching a loaf. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ZeromiserY Posted January 21, 2010 Report Share Posted January 21, 2010 Heave a Havanafits this aboot nirvana?making a deposit at the porcelain bank Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chris Posted January 21, 2010 Report Share Posted January 21, 2010 Sinking the belgrano.Anyway the package was on the guild street bridge and has been examined by the bomb squad and declared safe. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lemonade Posted January 21, 2010 Report Share Posted January 21, 2010 The robot looks like Johnny 5. I'm sure you've all seen the pictures by now. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ZeromiserY Posted January 21, 2010 Report Share Posted January 21, 2010 The robot looks like Johnny 5. I'm sure you've all seen the pictures by now.i was just about to say that.is everything open again then? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Woodsinho Posted January 21, 2010 Report Share Posted January 21, 2010 The robot looks like Johnny 5. I'm sure you've all seen the pictures by now.Yes, this was my immediate thought. Good to see he's still alive.I hope there are no lightning strikes while he's wandering the streets, wouldn't want his programming to switch back to 'evil'. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Tam o' Shantie Posted January 21, 2010 Report Share Posted January 21, 2010 snipping a length of dirty spine Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sue Denim.. Posted January 21, 2010 Report Share Posted January 21, 2010 Gone are the days when you'd see a bag lying unattended at an airport / railway station and you'd think... 'I'm fucking having that!'. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Gladstone Posted January 21, 2010 Report Share Posted January 21, 2010 Johnny 5 is alive. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ravendarksky Posted January 21, 2010 Report Share Posted January 21, 2010 I love how this thread has gone.Posts about bombs: 6Posts about shits: 13 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
paranoid Posted January 21, 2010 Report Share Posted January 21, 2010 I love how this thread has gone.Posts about bombs: 6Posts about shits: 13Mine was a bomb/shit hybrid post. Much like a Toyota Prius, only without the preaching. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
paranoid Posted January 21, 2010 Report Share Posted January 21, 2010 Johnny 5 is alive.Hell yeah he is!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HateEvent Posted January 21, 2010 Report Share Posted January 21, 2010 Best I could conjure up just now My Short Circuit (1&2) quotes are rusty these days. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
waltz Posted January 21, 2010 Report Share Posted January 21, 2010 Jack Bauer sorted it, guys, we're fine. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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