djcaptain Posted January 16, 2010 Report Share Posted January 16, 2010 And just before anyone goes you went to a club when you were underage, the first time i honestly went to a club was when i was 18. Besides this isnt my point. It is beyond a joke how many clubs are letting people under the age of 18 in. Are the bouncers fucking retarded?Last month i was in a club (not saying which one) and counted at least 30 people who are under 18. And i know this because i run the under 18's rock night in aberdeen. You might not care or think this is petty, but when your club gets stripped of its license and you have nowhere to go then how will you feel? The police are cracking down hard this year, so lets all try and keep it above board yeah? i think some people know who iam talking about. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mistersticks Posted January 16, 2010 Report Share Posted January 16, 2010 i used to just flirt with the bouncer to get in, flutter my eyelids and such 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scootray Posted January 16, 2010 Report Share Posted January 16, 2010 If you can get away with the kids then go for it? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Oedo 808 Posted January 16, 2010 Report Share Posted January 16, 2010 I think it's bang out of order.All these under-agers are in OUR night clubs living it up and enjoying themselves and yet, when I try to go to an under 18s club night I'm the one who's treated like a criminal! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Surfer_Rosa Posted January 16, 2010 Report Share Posted January 16, 2010 i used to just flirt with the bouncer to get in, flutter my eyelids and suchLikewise. Just show a bit of ankle and squeeze your dodes together. Sorted. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spoonie Posted January 16, 2010 Report Share Posted January 16, 2010 I just unzipped my breeks and went to the front of the queue with my ba's hingin oot. As a matter of fact, it was so successful, I still do it to this day. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
djcaptain Posted January 16, 2010 Author Report Share Posted January 16, 2010 I think it's bang out of order.All these under-agers are in OUR night clubs living it up and enjoying themselves and yet, when I try to go to an under 18s club night I'm the one who's treated like a criminal!lol, thats pretty epic.. You like the kids yeah ; ) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Oedo 808 Posted January 16, 2010 Report Share Posted January 16, 2010 I think it was Alex Ferguson who said "If you're good enough, you're old enough". Although I could be wrong about that, it might have been Lewis Carroll. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted January 16, 2010 Report Share Posted January 16, 2010 Last month i was in a club (not saying which one) and counted at least 30 people who are under 18. And i know this because i run the under 18's rock night in aberdeen.Maybe your club just lets in over 18's? Ever thought of that, eh? EH? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RF Scott Posted January 17, 2010 Report Share Posted January 17, 2010 This is a weird place to air this gripe! Especially with the vague 'you know who I'm talking about' !! Maybe just email the person(s) in question?!! Anyway, I think it's fair to say that a lot of people go to clubs/pubs/gigs/cinema when they're underage. Unless you ID absolutely everyone, then there's always going to be people slipping through. As you yourself said, you 'knew' because you run an underage rock night. Not everyone runs an underage rock night as far as I know, so it wouldn't have been as obvious! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted January 17, 2010 Report Share Posted January 17, 2010 I know i'm just fresh 18, but i started going into clubs when i was round about 17 with my mates who were all old enough (i was just a young un of my friends). I don't think it's so much a problem if they are all behaving themselves and not stripping off and dancing on the tables after half a pint. Obviously 30 is a bit extreme, but i've never seen anything to that extent.Ever been to Liquid? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Adam Easy Wishes Posted January 17, 2010 Report Share Posted January 17, 2010 The danger with this is taking home an attractive female* to find out in the morning that she is infact 15.*total munter Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kaizen Posted January 18, 2010 Report Share Posted January 18, 2010 Ever been to Liquid?In all fairness, most people in liquid are scum, regardless of age... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
johnzornssax Posted January 23, 2010 Report Share Posted January 23, 2010 The danger with this is taking home an attractive female* to find out in the morning that she is infact 15.*total munterare you the "baldy rapist fae liquid"? my cousin is getting you stabbed pretty soonish... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Surfer_Rosa Posted January 23, 2010 Report Share Posted January 23, 2010 are you the "baldy rapist fae liquid"? my cousin is getting you stabbed pretty soonish...LOL at the fact you think there's only one of those in Liquid. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wanderer Posted January 23, 2010 Report Share Posted January 23, 2010 Some gay guy offered me coke in the liquid within 5 minutes of me entering, i took it because thats what i did at the timeUnfortunately it was ket/powdered mdma and i woke up with a sore erse Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
johnzornssax Posted January 23, 2010 Report Share Posted January 23, 2010 Some gay guy offered me coke in the liquid within 5 minutes of me entering, i took it because thats what i did at the timeUnfortunately it was ket/powdered mdma and i woke up with a sore erseis your arse okay now? did you get tested for bummer aids?, it's a total cunt- you need to stay on a course of lemsip for a month. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pierre Von Mondragon Posted January 25, 2010 Report Share Posted January 25, 2010 Its Rites of Passage etc, for me, pubs at 15, clubs at 16 (this is ancient history now), my tip for the top? Drink some old mans drink, I went for McEwans or other Export, no-one expects a kid of 15 to be on Export (and look older than they were). Dead giveaway, taking ages to choose your drink, its no a fuckin pic n mix, or drinking some sickly shite.*What, this isn't for advice on how to get served!??*Dudes only, girls are the raison d'etre of sickly drink. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wanderer Posted January 25, 2010 Report Share Posted January 25, 2010 Its Rites of Passage etc, for me, pubs at 15, clubs at 16 (this is ancient history now), my tip for the top? Drink some old mans drink, I went for McEwans or other Export, no-one expects a kid of 15 to be on Export (and look older than they were). Dead giveaway, taking ages to choose your drink, its no a fuckin pic n mix, or drinking some sickly shite.*What, this isn't for advice on how to get served!??*Dudes only, girls are the raison d'etre of sickly drink.Mcewans tastes 100% better than tennents, truly underrated Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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