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And just before anyone goes you went to a club when you were underage, the first time i honestly went to a club was when i was 18.

Besides this isnt my point. It is beyond a joke how many clubs are letting people under the age of 18 in. Are the bouncers fucking retarded?

Last month i was in a club (not saying which one) and counted at least 30 people who are under 18. And i know this because i run the under 18's rock night in aberdeen.

You might not care or think this is petty, but when your club gets stripped of its license and you have nowhere to go then how will you feel?

The police are cracking down hard this year, so lets all try and keep it above board yeah? i think some people know who iam talking about.

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I think it's bang out of order.

All these under-agers are in OUR night clubs living it up and enjoying themselves and yet, when I try to go to an under 18s club night I'm the one who's treated like a criminal!

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I just unzipped my breeks and went to the front of the queue with my ba's hingin oot. As a matter of fact, it was so successful, I still do it to this day.

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I think it's bang out of order.

All these under-agers are in OUR night clubs living it up and enjoying themselves and yet, when I try to go to an under 18s club night I'm the one who's treated like a criminal!

lol, thats pretty epic.. You like the kids yeah ; )

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I think it was Alex Ferguson who said "If you're good enough, you're old enough". Although I could be wrong about that, it might have been Lewis Carroll.

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Last month i was in a club (not saying which one) and counted at least 30 people who are under 18. And i know this because i run the under 18's rock night in aberdeen.

Maybe your club just lets in over 18's? Ever thought of that, eh? EH?

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This is a weird place to air this gripe! Especially with the vague 'you know who I'm talking about' !! Maybe just email the person(s) in question?!!

Anyway, I think it's fair to say that a lot of people go to clubs/pubs/gigs/cinema when they're underage. Unless you ID absolutely everyone, then there's always going to be people slipping through. As you yourself said, you 'knew' because you run an underage rock night. Not everyone runs an underage rock night as far as I know, so it wouldn't have been as obvious!

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I know i'm just fresh 18, but i started going into clubs when i was round about 17 with my mates who were all old enough (i was just a young un of my friends). I don't think it's so much a problem if they are all behaving themselves and not stripping off and dancing on the tables after half a pint. Obviously 30 is a bit extreme, but i've never seen anything to that extent.

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I know i'm just fresh 18, but i started going into clubs when i was round about 17 with my mates who were all old enough (i was just a young un of my friends). I don't think it's so much a problem if they are all behaving themselves and not stripping off and dancing on the tables after half a pint. Obviously 30 is a bit extreme, but i've never seen anything to that extent.

Ever been to Liquid?

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The danger with this is taking home an attractive female* to find out in the morning that she is infact 15.

*total munter

are you the "baldy rapist fae liquid"? my cousin is getting you stabbed pretty soonish...

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Some gay guy offered me coke in the liquid within 5 minutes of me entering, i took it because thats what i did at the time

Unfortunately it was ket/powdered mdma and i woke up with a sore erse

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Some gay guy offered me coke in the liquid within 5 minutes of me entering, i took it because thats what i did at the time

Unfortunately it was ket/powdered mdma and i woke up with a sore erse

is your arse okay now? did you get tested for bummer aids?, it's a total cunt- you need to stay on a course of lemsip for a month.

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Its Rites of Passage etc, for me, pubs at 15, clubs at 16 (this is ancient history now), my tip for the top? Drink some old mans drink, I went for McEwans or other Export, no-one expects a kid of 15 to be on Export (and look older than they were). Dead giveaway, taking ages to choose your drink, its no a fuckin pic n mix, or drinking some sickly shite.*

What, this isn't for advice on how to get served!??

*Dudes only, girls are the raison d'etre of sickly drink.

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Its Rites of Passage etc, for me, pubs at 15, clubs at 16 (this is ancient history now), my tip for the top? Drink some old mans drink, I went for McEwans or other Export, no-one expects a kid of 15 to be on Export (and look older than they were). Dead giveaway, taking ages to choose your drink, its no a fuckin pic n mix, or drinking some sickly shite.*

What, this isn't for advice on how to get served!??

*Dudes only, girls are the raison d'etre of sickly drink.

Mcewans tastes 100% better than tennents, truly underrated

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