Soda Jerk Posted December 21, 2009 Report Share Posted December 21, 2009 I like the phrase "loose cannon". Especially when used in Cop Films, to describe the flamboyant rogue who answers to no one. He'll usually get suspensed for something utterly ridiculous, but will use his spare time to continue to FIGHT CRIME. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shaki Posted December 21, 2009 Report Share Posted December 21, 2009 I like the phrase "loose cannon". Especially when used in Cop Films, to describe the flamboyant rogue who answers to no one. He'll usually get suspensed for something utterly ridiculous, but will use his spare time to continue to FIGHT CRIME......without his weapon or badge but with the assistance of some sexy minx who has been wronged by the main baddie. He will often be "out of his jurisdiction". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soda Jerk Posted December 21, 2009 Report Share Posted December 21, 2009 This film sounds incredible. I hope Martin Lawrence is in it, playing more than one character, due to his mad acting skills. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
paranoid Posted December 21, 2009 Report Share Posted December 21, 2009 No shit! I really like the "N word". If you take away the meaning it sounds fucking great.This should go in Pet Hates. This boils my piss.Louis C.K says it so perfectly. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alphas Posted December 21, 2009 Report Share Posted December 21, 2009 .....without his weapon or badge but with the assistance of some sexy minx who has been wronged by the main baddie. He will often be "out of his jurisdiction".But armed with an arsenal of one liners, the only thing more lethal than a gun! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shaki Posted December 21, 2009 Report Share Posted December 21, 2009 Gary Busey for role of main baddie. Fuck favourite words, let's write this masterpiece! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dorkusmalorkus Posted December 21, 2009 Report Share Posted December 21, 2009 Weaponor Bum-egg Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alphas Posted December 21, 2009 Report Share Posted December 21, 2009 Gary Busey for role of main baddie. Fuck favourite words, let's write this masterpiece!I think it should be a Running Man style film where the best ever cop characters and bounty hunters have their guns taken off them and they have to escape an island with nothing but an attitude and a sharp tongue.Harry Callahan, John McLean, Snake Plisken, Mike Lowery and Frank Drebbin. That should do it. The top screen tough guys all fighting the evil Busey! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ca_gere Posted December 21, 2009 Report Share Posted December 21, 2009 Any ageing black actor for the role of Police Chief, who will mainly exist to frequently call the main character into his office with a 'GET IN HERE!!' or a 'YOU... MY OFFICE... NOW!'Martin Lawrence will be taken 'off the case' at some point for his loose cannonry only to solve it extra-curricularly and therefore win back the trust of the chief. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soda Jerk Posted December 21, 2009 Report Share Posted December 21, 2009 any ageing black actor for the role of police chief, who will mainly exist to frequently call the main character into his office with a 'get in here!!' or a 'you... My office... Now!'danny fucking glover Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alphas Posted December 21, 2009 Report Share Posted December 21, 2009 danny fucking glover"I'm too old for this shit" is going to be the closing line of the film. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soda Jerk Posted December 21, 2009 Report Share Posted December 21, 2009 "I'm too old for this shit" is going to be the closing line of the film.Or perhaps one that takes place within the first 10 minutes, right before showing his dedication to the job for the next 80 or 90 minutes? He'll have a near death experience towards the end, where he thinks he's going to bleed to death, where he'll speak fondly of his retirement plans, until a heroic turn of events.Everyone is going to be referred to by last name only, right? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alphas Posted December 21, 2009 Report Share Posted December 21, 2009 Everyone is going to be referred to by last name only, right?Correct Spies.I would also like Frank Drebbin (or Drebbin as he will just be known in the movie) to have a fight scene where someone tries to poke him in the eyes but he sticks his hand up to his nose so the attacker's fingers are just too short. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old Gold Posted December 22, 2009 Report Share Posted December 22, 2009 It's set at Christmas, and Martin Lawrence hates Christmas. Not by the end credits though Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
berti Posted December 22, 2009 Author Report Share Posted December 22, 2009 there will of course be multiple counts of 'oh heeelllll no'and'ddaayyymmmm'at every perceivable opportunity.another possible ending line will be glover calling lawrence a 'son of a bitch' whilst smiling wistfully and reminiscing about his own 'loose cannon' days. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HateEvent Posted December 22, 2009 Report Share Posted December 22, 2009 ThreeeeeeeeeEEEEEEE. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shaki Posted December 22, 2009 Report Share Posted December 22, 2009 Lawrence will have a dog which Busey's right hand man (not yet cast) will shoot dead. Boy will he pay for that later! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alphas Posted December 22, 2009 Report Share Posted December 22, 2009 there will of course be multiple counts of 'oh heeelllll no'and'ddaayyymmmm'at every perceivable opportunity.another possible ending line will be glover calling lawrence a 'son of a bitch' whilst smiling wistfully and reminiscing about his own 'loose cannon' days.Of course, remember the dialogue will mainly be snappy one liners. Any other suggestions? Go ahead, make my day... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kaizen Posted December 22, 2009 Report Share Posted December 22, 2009 Lawrence will have a dog which Busey's right hand man (not yet cast) will shoot dead. Boy will he pay for that later!A german shepherd! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Sloth Posted December 22, 2009 Report Share Posted December 22, 2009 dickheadshiiiteoooohhmiyagiayebeer Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Craig C Posted December 22, 2009 Report Share Posted December 22, 2009 minksaredevianttrufflepiledrivernugget Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soda Jerk Posted December 22, 2009 Report Share Posted December 22, 2009 This film is just going to be filled with one action/cop movie cliche after another with no real plot going on at all. Fucking great! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shaki Posted December 22, 2009 Report Share Posted December 22, 2009 This film is just going to be filled with one action/cop movie cliche after another with no real plot going on at all. Fucking great!I have just recorded the sax for the sex scene. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soda Jerk Posted December 22, 2009 Report Share Posted December 22, 2009 Working title:The bus that couldn't slow down Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
berti Posted December 22, 2009 Author Report Share Posted December 22, 2009 im proud that this thread has taken up to around 60 posts to go off at a tangent.and what an epically awesome tangent it is......this could possibly be the greatest cop movie that is never made, tragic reallyoh and, there will unequivocally have to be a car chase which involvesa)lawrence hanging out of the car whilst shooting (possibly steering with his penis because he is so awesome and only he can do this)b)a large jump of some sort which involves everyone going in a slow motion time warp and shouting wwwwooooaaaahhhhhhh c)complete distruction of a shop front/market stall/fruit cart racking brain for any more cliches for that scene but struggling at the moment... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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