3CR816 Posted January 21, 2010 Report Share Posted January 21, 2010 Depressing bands are great. It gives you a good feel of real life. If you just listened to grown men wearing shorts and singing songs about girls forever, then you'd be led to believe that life is totally great, and it isn't. It's right shit.I agree, but I'm not sure if bands like Snow Patrol are depressing, exactly. Simpering, maybe? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shaki Posted January 21, 2010 Report Share Posted January 21, 2010 I agree, but I'm not sure if bands like Snow Patrol are depressing, exactly. Simpering, maybe?Insipid. There's no greater crime in music. I despise the song "Come on Eileen" but don't know enough to extend my hatred to Dexy's Midnight Runners. I'd be surprised if I could stand them. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Christy Posted January 21, 2010 Report Share Posted January 21, 2010 I'd fuck the tits offa Lily AllenHate 'Come On Eileen' with a passion too Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old Gold Posted January 22, 2010 Report Share Posted January 22, 2010 Depressing bands are great. It gives you a good feel of real life. If you just listened to grown men wearing shorts and singing songs about girls forever, then you'd be led to believe that life is totally great, and it isn't. It's right shit.An excellent post.I'm off to listen to Low and tear-stain a photo of the woman that did me wrong. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sr_guitar Posted January 22, 2010 Report Share Posted January 22, 2010 No doubt most people will disagree with me but fuck it...Guns n Roses. I fuckin hate Guns n Roses!! I just don't understand the big deal. Generic pop rock pish. And that's the original line-up! Don't get me started on the new breed of drivel.Nine Inch Nails. Trent Reznor is a miserable cunt and the music is dull. Not a great combination.Panic At The Disco, YouMeAtSix, My Chemical Romance, Head Automatica...do I really need to go on? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soda Jerk Posted January 22, 2010 Author Report Share Posted January 22, 2010 I'd probably like Guns and Roses if it wasn't for Axl's voice sounding like a crying child. I love Radio Rock. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sr_guitar Posted January 22, 2010 Report Share Posted January 22, 2010 I'd probably like Guns and Roses if it wasn't for Axl's voice sounding like a crying child. I love Radio Rock.Yeah I really hate Axl the most. Although really not a fan of Slash either. I could do without him. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monster Zero Posted January 22, 2010 Report Share Posted January 22, 2010 I like Guns 'n' Roses. Axl is a proper rock star, completely bat-shit mental with preposterous taste in clothes and ginger corn-row wigs that make him look like Mick Hucknall has had reconstructive surgery but then fallen asleep by a sun lamp. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sr_guitar Posted January 22, 2010 Report Share Posted January 22, 2010 I like Guns 'n' Roses. Axl is a proper rock star, completely bat-shit mental with preposterous taste in clothes and ginger corn-row wigs that make him look like Mick Hucknall has had reconstructive surgery but then fallen asleep by a sun lamp.You're unlikely to find a better description of Axl than that! Except you forgot to mention that he's gotten fat. Proper fat. It's all gone wrong for him. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Woodsinho Posted January 22, 2010 Report Share Posted January 22, 2010 The Temper Trap. Can't even cope with hearing them as the backing music to sport related montages and I love sport related montages. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monster Zero Posted January 22, 2010 Report Share Posted January 22, 2010 You're unlikely to find a better description of Axl than that! Except you forgot to mention that he's gotten fat. Proper fat. It's all gone wrong for him.The Mick Hucknall reference was intended to cover the fat aspect. The reconstructive surgery was included in fairness to Axl since unlike Hucknall he doesn't look like Sloth from The Goonies with a red dreadlock wig on. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
3CR816 Posted January 22, 2010 Report Share Posted January 22, 2010 The Temper Trap. Can't even cope with hearing them as the backing music to sport related montages and I love sport related montages.Every band should consider if their song goes well with a sporting montage on a sports programme or a tearful revelation on a reality TV show. If the answer is in the affirmitive, they should realise on the spot that they have no business making music and just quit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moose Posted January 22, 2010 Report Share Posted January 22, 2010 I'd fuck the tits offa Lily AllenHate 'Come On Eileen' with a passion tooBut then she'd write and release a song about how you didn't make her come.Ohohohohohohohoh. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
newmanoeuvres Posted January 22, 2010 Report Share Posted January 22, 2010 Annie Stevenson. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
johnzornssax Posted January 22, 2010 Report Share Posted January 22, 2010 I'd fuck the tits offa Lily AllenHate 'Come On Eileen' with a passion tooshe'd crit yer emission schedule, it would end badly. she has teeny tiny tits like rape fodder anyhow- I'd give it a miss...unless you are a well motivated Polish rapist with the words " she was alive and breathing when i left her" printed on a business card. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
johnzornssax Posted January 23, 2010 Report Share Posted January 23, 2010 Every band should consider if their song goes well with a sporting montage on a sports programme or a tearful revelation on a reality TV show. If the answer is in the affirmitive, they should realise on the spot that they have no business making music and just quit.beats of rage = clear gay fail. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
3CR816 Posted January 23, 2010 Report Share Posted January 23, 2010 beats of rage = clear gay fail.Do you mean we fail the reality TV/sports montage test? If so, I agree. I'm happy so long as we're not a landfill indie or RAAAAWK band. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
annie stevenson Posted January 23, 2010 Report Share Posted January 23, 2010 Yas ,we made the list !! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skull Commander Posted January 23, 2010 Report Share Posted January 23, 2010 Do you mean we fail the reality TV/sports montage test? If so, I agree. I'm happy so long as we're not a landfill indie or RAAAAWK band.Is the poster not just complementing your manliness?A "Gay Fail" means your a hit with the ladies! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
3CR816 Posted January 23, 2010 Report Share Posted January 23, 2010 Is the poster not just complementing your manliness?A "Gay Fail" means your a hit with the ladies!Fuckin yas! Time for a John Fashnu slide to celebrate. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Greg In Atlanta Posted January 24, 2010 Report Share Posted January 24, 2010 The Jonas Brothers? Can they be classed as a band? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jammer Posted January 24, 2010 Report Share Posted January 24, 2010 The Jonas Brothers? Can they be classed as a band?A "Bland" is the correct term Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moose Posted January 25, 2010 Report Share Posted January 25, 2010 Daft Punk. Maybe not a band, I'm not sure of their live set up, but i really cannot stand Daft Punk. Most people I know love them but I just don't get it or something. I heard some live stuff from my flatmate, in an attempt to try and change my mind as it's "amazin'", but that made me hate them even more. They start with one song then go into another song then mix both the songs together. That is what they seem to do, just that. I hate the way they have a stupid, synthetically alterred voice that sings some nonsensicle garbage in exactly they same melody as they keys and guitar; which are often just one note. That song Robot Rock is really shit and every other song I can't remember the name of is equally shit.I hate Daft Punk. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pierre Von Mondragon Posted January 25, 2010 Report Share Posted January 25, 2010 Its worth pointing out that 'Geno' by Dexy's is practically the definition of genius, as great as '...Eileen' is pish. *Horn section stabs* DadaNahNah NahNah Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soundefex Posted January 25, 2010 Report Share Posted January 25, 2010 The Beatles (and anything with that Paul twot in.....)OasisCrowded HouseN-Dubz an all such twots......Simply Redand many many more........... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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