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Go on then. Tell us. It'll be like a musical Pet Hates thread.

And I don't mean bands you don't like a bit. I mean bands that just get on your last nerve, and make you want to eat your own shit until you've poisoned yourself, or something.

I just can't fucking stand No Doubt. They are just the worst.

The Vandals can get fucked too. Shit cartoon music by a bunch of right-wing minges.

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Cliff Richard + Paul Mccartney.

Both of their solo musical outputs just wreaks of smug, snide crap.

The smiths + Morrisey's solo career.

I'd love to give myself anal with a nice big steak from a cow that was badly abused just to force fed it to him peice by peice. Smearing him with my fecal treacle is just a bonus.!!!

Ohh fuck really gets my blood boiling.

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The Red Hot Chilli Peppers are the WORST FUCKING BAND EVER. Shite wank funk jobby, lyrical dysentery, po-faced fuckwittery and INSUFERABLE HOLOCAUST OF SHITE.

Sorry, I apologise for caps lock mayhem but I fucking HATE the Red Hot Fucking Chilli Peppers.

AAAAAAAAARGH.

There was rumours circulating that they had split due to john frusciante jacking it in. I don't want to get you excited as I don't know how accurate my sources are. I was fucking thrilled when I heard about it.

Fecal treacle should used and spread amongst friends. Think it made it into the profanosaurus.

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Queen.

Almost everyone in the world seems to disagree with me on this and think of Queen as some magnificent Rock and Roll experience who should be canonised to the heavens.

I think Queen are overblown, vacuous, flabby pointless virtuoso music. Yeh, I get Freddie Mercury was a great frontman but all the running about and 'Ayyy-Ohhing' in the world doesn't cover up the almighty festival of drudgery going on behind you.

I've said it before, Queen are the musical equivalent of a Circus. They might keep you amused for an hour or so but once you take down the Big-Top there's nothing left but hot dog wrappers, Elephant shit and a feeling of emptiness that will stay with you throughout the car journey home.

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Queen.

Almost everyone in the world seems to disagree with me on this and think of Queen as some magnificent Rock and Roll experience who should be canonised to the heavens.

I think Queen are overblown, vacuous, flabby pointless virtuoso music. Yeh, I get Freddie Mercury was a great frontman but all the running about and 'Ayyy-Ohhing' in the world doesn't cover up the almighty festival of drudgery going on behind you.

I've said it before, Queen are the musical equivalent of a Circus. They might keep you amused for an hour or so but once you take down the Big-Top there's nothing left but hot dog wrappers, Elephant shit and a feeling of emptiness that will stay with you throughout the car journey home.

Though I don't agree with you, this was a great rant.

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Oooooooooooooh - Richard Ashcroft and anything he's ever touched (although I guess he could come under my banner of "Spawned by the Stone Roses"). Insipid, mundane, cocky, dreadful. Truly dreadful. Ewww.

Find a good lyric or turn of phrase, I dare ya:

RICHARD ASHCROFT LYRICS

I was once exposed to a band called The Feeling. They were very dreadful.

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Oooooooooooooh - Richard Ashcroft and anything he's ever touched (although I guess he could come under my banner of "Spawned by the Stone Roses"). Insipid, mundane, cocky, dreadful. Truly dreadful. Ewww.

Find a good lyric or turn of phrase, I dare ya:

RICHARD ASHCROFT LYRICS

I was once exposed to a band called The Feeling. They were very dreadful.

I made the mistake of looking at that link.

I was going to say the Feeling too, and Oasis and U2. Anything X factor has trotted out.

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Oooooooooooooh - Richard Ashcroft and anything he's ever touched (although I guess he could come under my banner of "Spawned by the Stone Roses"). Insipid, mundane, cocky, dreadful. Truly dreadful. Ewww.

Find a good lyric or turn of phrase, I dare ya:

RICHARD ASHCROFT LYRICS

I was once exposed to a band called The Feeling. They were very dreadful.

"Music is power

let it flow through your mind

yeah just like a flower

yeah in a deep sunshine"

If that's not lyrical genius, I don't know what is...

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Johnny Cash, not a band either I know but I just don't `get` him.

I've tried honest, many times, even with the live prison album and stuff.

It just... doesnt happen for me, a bit like faulty viagra* I guess.

*pulls handle to Room 101*

*although I've not actually experimented with viagra, faulty or otherwise

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Queen.

Almost everyone in the world seems to disagree with me on this and think of Queen as some magnificent Rock and Roll experience who should be canonised to the heavens.

I think Queen are overblown, vacuous, flabby pointless virtuoso music. Yeh, I get Freddie Mercury was a great frontman but all the running about and 'Ayyy-Ohhing' in the world doesn't cover up the almighty festival of drudgery going on behind you.

I've said it before, Queen are the musical equivalent of a Circus. They might keep you amused for an hour or so but once you take down the Big-Top there's nothing left but hot dog wrappers, Elephant shit and a feeling of emptiness that will stay with you throughout the car journey home.

I love you.

Also; Bright Eyes is the biggest pile of faux-intelligent, pseudo-heartfelt, insincere mingebasket I've ever had the misfortune to hear. I cannot explain the level of my hatred for that whiny little cocksmoker. How do people get taken in by his warblings?a boy trying to do a man's job.

Total, utter, despicable, insincere WANK

cunt

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