Soda Jerk Posted December 16, 2009 Report Share Posted December 16, 2009 Go on then. Tell us. It'll be like a musical Pet Hates thread.And I don't mean bands you don't like a bit. I mean bands that just get on your last nerve, and make you want to eat your own shit until you've poisoned yourself, or something.I just can't fucking stand No Doubt. They are just the worst.The Vandals can get fucked too. Shit cartoon music by a bunch of right-wing minges. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fast Caz Posted December 16, 2009 Report Share Posted December 16, 2009 Cliff Richard + Paul Mccartney.Both of their solo musical outputs just wreaks of smug, snide crap.The smiths + Morrisey's solo career.I'd love to give myself anal with a nice big steak from a cow that was badly abused just to force fed it to him peice by peice. Smearing him with my fecal treacle is just a bonus.!!!Ohh fuck really gets my blood boiling. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soda Jerk Posted December 16, 2009 Author Report Share Posted December 16, 2009 That's the spirit! And the term fecal treacle is a winner.I still like Macca though. He's a right cunt. I love right cunts. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shaki Posted December 16, 2009 Report Share Posted December 16, 2009 - The Stone Roses, everything they spawned and anything else that could be described as "baggy"- Bloc Party for starters, I'll be back.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jon Posted December 16, 2009 Report Share Posted December 16, 2009 The Red Hot Chilli Peppers are the WORST FUCKING BAND EVER. Shite wank funk jobby, lyrical dysentery, po-faced fuckwittery and INSUFERABLE HOLOCAUST OF SHITE.Sorry, I apologise for caps lock mayhem but I fucking HATE the Red Hot Fucking Chilli Peppers.AAAAAAAAARGH. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fast Caz Posted December 16, 2009 Report Share Posted December 16, 2009 The Red Hot Chilli Peppers are the WORST FUCKING BAND EVER. Shite wank funk jobby, lyrical dysentery, po-faced fuckwittery and INSUFERABLE HOLOCAUST OF SHITE.Sorry, I apologise for caps lock mayhem but I fucking HATE the Red Hot Fucking Chilli Peppers.AAAAAAAAARGH.There was rumours circulating that they had split due to john frusciante jacking it in. I don't want to get you excited as I don't know how accurate my sources are. I was fucking thrilled when I heard about it.Fecal treacle should used and spread amongst friends. Think it made it into the profanosaurus. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sturtpot Posted December 16, 2009 Report Share Posted December 16, 2009 U2, cannot stand that over-rated smug crap!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swingin' Ryan Posted December 16, 2009 Report Share Posted December 16, 2009 Queen.Almost everyone in the world seems to disagree with me on this and think of Queen as some magnificent Rock and Roll experience who should be canonised to the heavens.I think Queen are overblown, vacuous, flabby pointless virtuoso music. Yeh, I get Freddie Mercury was a great frontman but all the running about and 'Ayyy-Ohhing' in the world doesn't cover up the almighty festival of drudgery going on behind you.I've said it before, Queen are the musical equivalent of a Circus. They might keep you amused for an hour or so but once you take down the Big-Top there's nothing left but hot dog wrappers, Elephant shit and a feeling of emptiness that will stay with you throughout the car journey home. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lemonade Posted December 16, 2009 Report Share Posted December 16, 2009 U2. Death to them now please. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soda Jerk Posted December 16, 2009 Author Report Share Posted December 16, 2009 Queen.Almost everyone in the world seems to disagree with me on this and think of Queen as some magnificent Rock and Roll experience who should be canonised to the heavens.I think Queen are overblown, vacuous, flabby pointless virtuoso music. Yeh, I get Freddie Mercury was a great frontman but all the running about and 'Ayyy-Ohhing' in the world doesn't cover up the almighty festival of drudgery going on behind you.I've said it before, Queen are the musical equivalent of a Circus. They might keep you amused for an hour or so but once you take down the Big-Top there's nothing left but hot dog wrappers, Elephant shit and a feeling of emptiness that will stay with you throughout the car journey home.Though I don't agree with you, this was a great rant. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jon Posted December 16, 2009 Report Share Posted December 16, 2009 all the running about and 'Ayyy-Ohhing' in the world doesn't cover up the almighty festival of drudgery going on behind you.See contemporary Green Day. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
paranoid Posted December 16, 2009 Report Share Posted December 16, 2009 Oasis boil my piss. I agree about the Stone Roses also. My Chemical Romance and Trivium can go fuck themselves too.Shower of cunts the whole lot of them. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swingin' Ryan Posted December 16, 2009 Report Share Posted December 16, 2009 I like the fact me writing about my hatred of Queen seems to have triggered a little advertisement pop-up on this thread for some digital radio they are clamping their sweaty, fetid legacy to.I can't even insult Queen without Taylor and May sucking some benefit out of it like the Bland-Rock Vampires they are. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shaki Posted December 16, 2009 Report Share Posted December 16, 2009 Oooooooooooooh - Richard Ashcroft and anything he's ever touched (although I guess he could come under my banner of "Spawned by the Stone Roses"). Insipid, mundane, cocky, dreadful. Truly dreadful. Ewww. Find a good lyric or turn of phrase, I dare ya: RICHARD ASHCROFT LYRICSI was once exposed to a band called The Feeling. They were very dreadful. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FatHand Posted December 16, 2009 Report Share Posted December 16, 2009 Oooooooooooooh - Richard Ashcroft and anything he's ever touched (although I guess he could come under my banner of "Spawned by the Stone Roses"). Insipid, mundane, cocky, dreadful. Truly dreadful. Ewww. Find a good lyric or turn of phrase, I dare ya: RICHARD ASHCROFT LYRICSI was once exposed to a band called The Feeling. They were very dreadful.I made the mistake of looking at that link.I was going to say the Feeling too, and Oasis and U2. Anything X factor has trotted out. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Gladstone Posted December 16, 2009 Report Share Posted December 16, 2009 Hard Fi.I'd punch that frontman in the face until my hands broke. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Gladstone Posted December 16, 2009 Report Share Posted December 16, 2009 Oooooooooooooh - Richard Ashcroft and anything he's ever touched (although I guess he could come under my banner of "Spawned by the Stone Roses"). Insipid, mundane, cocky, dreadful. Truly dreadful. Ewww. Find a good lyric or turn of phrase, I dare ya: RICHARD ASHCROFT LYRICSI was once exposed to a band called The Feeling. They were very dreadful."Music is powerlet it flow through your mindyeah just like a floweryeah in a deep sunshine"If that's not lyrical genius, I don't know what is... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bigsby Posted December 16, 2009 Report Share Posted December 16, 2009 Phil Collins, although he's not really a band. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
geo1903 Posted December 16, 2009 Report Share Posted December 16, 2009 Johnny Cash, not a band either I know but I just don't `get` him.I've tried honest, many times, even with the live prison album and stuff.It just... doesnt happen for me, a bit like faulty viagra* I guess.*pulls handle to Room 101**although I've not actually experimented with viagra, faulty or otherwise Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HateEvent Posted December 16, 2009 Report Share Posted December 16, 2009 Nirvana. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FatHand Posted December 16, 2009 Report Share Posted December 16, 2009 scouting for girls Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bigsby Posted December 16, 2009 Report Share Posted December 16, 2009 Fugazi. (8 characters) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sturtpot Posted December 16, 2009 Report Share Posted December 16, 2009 Nirvana.Good shout, fucking terrible band!Oh and Pearl Jam, over-rated shite in a box too 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Christy Posted December 16, 2009 Report Share Posted December 16, 2009 Queen.Almost everyone in the world seems to disagree with me on this and think of Queen as some magnificent Rock and Roll experience who should be canonised to the heavens.I think Queen are overblown, vacuous, flabby pointless virtuoso music. Yeh, I get Freddie Mercury was a great frontman but all the running about and 'Ayyy-Ohhing' in the world doesn't cover up the almighty festival of drudgery going on behind you.I've said it before, Queen are the musical equivalent of a Circus. They might keep you amused for an hour or so but once you take down the Big-Top there's nothing left but hot dog wrappers, Elephant shit and a feeling of emptiness that will stay with you throughout the car journey home.I love you. Also; Bright Eyes is the biggest pile of faux-intelligent, pseudo-heartfelt, insincere mingebasket I've ever had the misfortune to hear. I cannot explain the level of my hatred for that whiny little cocksmoker. How do people get taken in by his warblings?a boy trying to do a man's job. Total, utter, despicable, insincere WANKcunt Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bigsby Posted December 16, 2009 Report Share Posted December 16, 2009 *I actually quite like that snes, good ol' nostalgia. And how old were you exactly when in the SNES heydays of the early 90s? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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