Rach_69 Posted July 12, 2004 Report Share Posted July 12, 2004 "Tossing a salad is eatting an ass hole out with jelly or syrup...I prefer syr'p!"Chris Rock. dont start!'saying "hi!" to miss american pie' , amazing!!!!yeah, i wonder who thinks up all these crazy names for masterbation, a friend of mine used to call it listening to music so it was akward when the conversation went along the lines of "what you up to? " oh just talking to people and listening to music"he also took it the wrong way when i said id been making a sandwich Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dazed&confuzzed Posted July 12, 2004 Report Share Posted July 12, 2004 double clicking the mouse. i lived with a guy who asked me if that's what i was going to do everytime i went into my room.what's the snail trail thingy about? (think i have a fair idea, but define incase i'm missing the point- oh, but not too much elaboration please!) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Untitled Posted July 12, 2004 Author Report Share Posted July 12, 2004 the snail trail is the mess usually left behind after a good romping sessioni fear if i went into more detail i would get into trouble :O Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rach_69 Posted July 12, 2004 Report Share Posted July 12, 2004 the snail trail is the mess usually left behind after a good romping sessioni fear if i went into more detail i would get into trouble :O i doubt you wouldalot worse things have been said/explained on here Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Untitled Posted July 12, 2004 Author Report Share Posted July 12, 2004 yesbuts its usually me that does the explaining ah sod ithere goesthe snail trail is the result of the wetness created from the vagina and the mixture of cum from both partners and pre cum. warning. its a right bugger to clean out and smells like a bitch Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rach_69 Posted July 12, 2004 Report Share Posted July 12, 2004 is that your eye its so pritty!!! yeah it is, thank you!ali, your disgusting! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dazed&confuzzed Posted July 12, 2004 Report Share Posted July 12, 2004 ah, i had a feeling that's what you meant, wasn't sure if it was the wet patch, 'gush' (hideous phrase my mate uses to talk bout female ejaculatory fluids) or jizz (in angela carter's nights at the circus she calls it a snail trail or something when some guy jizzes on the main character's dress- great book btw). Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Delly Posted July 12, 2004 Report Share Posted July 12, 2004 yeah it is' date=' thank you!ali, your disgusting![/quote']sorry i deleted that one cos i thot it made no sense im so tired am seing things hehehe Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Untitled Posted July 12, 2004 Author Report Share Posted July 12, 2004 pahit's an improvement to what i was like beforeremember when i tried to be nice for a week but failed cause i called you a slut faced cunt? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rach_69 Posted July 12, 2004 Report Share Posted July 12, 2004 haha, i got really confused there, i thought i might have just imagined that post or something lolits all good Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rach_69 Posted July 12, 2004 Report Share Posted July 12, 2004 ha! yeah i remember EXACTLY what you were like when i first spoke to you, YOU WERE SO MEAN!!!now your just a sweetie though disgusting, but a sweetie afterall Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dazed&confuzzed Posted July 12, 2004 Report Share Posted July 12, 2004 yeah my mate was telling me that the downside of sex outside for example is that you have 'the snail trail' draining into your pants all day. nice. and its not nice to feel like you have lots of jizz swilling around inside you. condoms all the way. that's presuming its not in your tummy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Untitled Posted July 12, 2004 Author Report Share Posted July 12, 2004 how the fuck is it gonna get from ya pussy into ya tummy :sunless ya were doing anal and his cock was reallyyyyyyyyyyyyy long Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rach_69 Posted July 12, 2004 Report Share Posted July 12, 2004 yeah my mate was telling me that the downside of sex outside for example is that you have 'the snail trail' draining into your pants all day. nice. and its not nice to feel like you have lots of jizz swilling around inside you. condoms all the way. that's presuming its not in your tummy. couldnt agree with you more"and its not nice to feel like you have lots of jizz swilling around inside you"that would just be rank!condoms all the way! lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dazed&confuzzed Posted July 13, 2004 Report Share Posted July 13, 2004 how the fuck is it gonna get from ya pussy into ya tummy :sunless ya were doing anal and his cock was reallyyyyyyyyyyyyy long its gonna swill round in your tummy if it aint been near your pussy and went in your gob instead. Incidentally, jizz does have a habit of repeating on you all the next day. (you should spit but its bad manners)right, this is too smutty even for me, nite. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Untitled Posted July 13, 2004 Author Report Share Posted July 13, 2004 hayou aint seen nothing yet Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dayeth Posted July 13, 2004 Report Share Posted July 13, 2004 hayou aint seen nothing yet Bachman Turner Overdrive Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hog Posted July 13, 2004 Report Share Posted July 13, 2004 Oh well, heres what I think.Going solo is ace but not the real thing which is best!There ya go Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rach_69 Posted July 13, 2004 Report Share Posted July 13, 2004 hayou aint seen nothing yet oo too true Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hog Posted July 13, 2004 Report Share Posted July 13, 2004 Even Im not going to go into detail! I did that on my infamous, tongue in cheek thread "How many people have you had sex with?" I think that was well rude lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Logan Posted July 13, 2004 Report Share Posted July 13, 2004 this thread is disgusting.I'm glad my mother wasn't reading this! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rach_69 Posted July 13, 2004 Report Share Posted July 13, 2004 disgusting? a thread of alistairs? NEVER!!hehe Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Logan Posted July 13, 2004 Report Share Posted July 13, 2004 Alistairs reaction to reading this thread:ARRGGHH!! This thread is too disgusting, even for me!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rach_69 Posted July 13, 2004 Report Share Posted July 13, 2004 haha! yeah he sent me that, god knows what he was doing at the time! im pretty sure he sleeps in that hat, hes always wearing it! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Logan Posted July 13, 2004 Report Share Posted July 13, 2004 haha! yeah he sent me that' date=' god knows what he was doing at the time! im pretty sure he sleeps in that hat, hes always wearing it![/quote']hehe, he was speaking to me on his webcam, blissfully unaware that I'd secretly pressed the Print Screen button at that exact moment he decided to make such a silly face.I have one of him smilling too which he claims to never do!^_^ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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