Guest Gladstone Posted November 30, 2009 Report Share Posted November 30, 2009 "You don't know what you're doing" aimed at Broadfoot whilst attempting to take a throw-in. Ace. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Adam Easy Wishes Posted November 30, 2009 Report Share Posted November 30, 2009 "You don't know the rules, you don't know the rules, you don't know the, you don't know the, you don't know the rules!"Aimed at any set of supporters that go mental looking for a 'passback' after Russell Anderson's trademark 'knee' back to the 'keeper. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Gladstone Posted November 30, 2009 Report Share Posted November 30, 2009 In your Glasgow slums...You rake in the bucket for something to eatYou find a deid rat and you think it's a treatIn your Glasgow slums...Sign on, sign on,With hope in your heartYou'll never, get a job etc etcMore Dons (I think) wit... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alphas Posted November 30, 2009 Report Share Posted November 30, 2009 "He's big, he's white, his heading's fucking shite, Colin Nish, Colin Nish"Sung by the Killie fans when Colin Nish played for, erm...Killie actually. Can't think why he left them?! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
waltz Posted November 30, 2009 Report Share Posted November 30, 2009 The Pogatetz one wouldn't have been sung in the 07/08 season since Poker Face didn't come out until 2009.....That, and I made it up.The Aliadiere one definitely happened though. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
waltz Posted November 30, 2009 Report Share Posted November 30, 2009 Anyway...My favourite Celtic one was probably from when Dr Jozef Venglos was our manager, and Dick Advocaat was Rangers'."Oh I'd rather be a doctor than a dick..." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Woodsinho Posted November 30, 2009 Report Share Posted November 30, 2009 Of course it was. I've heard that song so much more than I ever wanted to that it feels like it's been around forever. It's a good'un though, excellent work. No one knows what Poggy's going to do next, so it is apt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Gladstone Posted November 30, 2009 Report Share Posted November 30, 2009 He's round he's fatHe's Dick AdvocaatAdvocaat, Advocaat Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soda Jerk Posted November 30, 2009 Report Share Posted November 30, 2009 He'll shoot. He'll score.He'll eat your labrador.Park Ji Sung! Park Ji Sung.He's fat. He's gay.He looks like Peter KayJohn O'Shea! John O'Shea! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Gladstone Posted November 30, 2009 Report Share Posted November 30, 2009 He's fat. He's gay.He looks like Peter KayJohn O'Shea! John O'Shea!That's flawed because he looks much more like his sidekick in Max n Paddy. (I forget which one is which)I quite liked the series of chants by the Tartan Army in the Euro 2008 campaign:"We're going to deep fry your pizzas / frog's legs / etc" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jon Posted November 30, 2009 Report Share Posted November 30, 2009 It was in terribly poor taste, but we always enjoyed a good chorus of "Richard Gough, child molester" when the Huns came to Tannadice. "There're only two Andy Gorams" is genius. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RossP Posted November 30, 2009 Report Share Posted November 30, 2009 I've always quite liked the rapist one that was directed at Van Persie, then Robinho(sang to that Craig David song with Bo'Selecta as a line in it. It could be called 'Bo'Selecta' for all i know?)Van. Per. Sie.When the girl says no, molest her.instead ofRe. E. Wind.When the crowd says bo, selecta. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scorge Posted November 30, 2009 Report Share Posted November 30, 2009 Too many good ones to remeber/mention, but my personal favourites were probably the Graham 'she didn't tell me she was underage' Rix ones when he was in charge of Hearts and we got them at Tynecastle in the cup. Absolutely mint. Honourable mention to the 'Have you got us any drugs?' chants whenever St Mirren came round, and the 'Where's your caravans?' for the Clyde tinks. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RossP Posted November 30, 2009 Report Share Posted November 30, 2009 I'd like to give a special mention to the players who take the chants in good nature. I get a warm feeling inside when a player who is the subject of abuse applauds the fans, or smiles at the chants.Tony Bullock (sex offender) - Always greets the ICT end with a smile, applause and sometimes a wee trick hanging on the bar or doing pressups.Paul Hartley (Vladamir Romanov sucks him off) - makes a blowjob sign, followed by applauding the chant as he goes to take a corner.Neil McCann - (Get the stretcher ready) - pulls up with a fake limp, then turns and applauds the fans' chant. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RossP Posted November 30, 2009 Report Share Posted November 30, 2009 I've also quite like the chants...Lets pretend we've scored, leeeets pretend we've scored... Lets pretend that, lets pretend that... leeets pretend that we've scored... lets pretend we've scored.'YYYYYYYAAAAAAAAASSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!' ----------------Or seeing Scotland fans singing 'Take on Me' in Oslo. The high bit nearly sent a few fans unconcious!! ----------------Or hearing about a Ross County chant v. ICT, where a couple of fans were on their way to Glasgow for the Pixies gig after the game:Scot Boyd is 5, Scot Boyd is 5, Scot Boyd is 5And Alex Keddie is 6, Alex Keddie is 6, Alex Keddie is 6And if Alex Keddie is 6, then GARDYNE IS 7, GARDYNE IS 7, GARDYNE IS 7, GARDYNE IS 7We f*cking hate the Caley, we f*cking hate the Caley... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scorge Posted November 30, 2009 Report Share Posted November 30, 2009 Blobby Mann is another one who takes banter in the right spirit whenever a chorus of 'You Fat Bastard!' or 'Three Blobby Mann's!' breaks out. Top bloke. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
delboy Posted December 1, 2009 Report Share Posted December 1, 2009 another fave is one we sometimes sing on the terraces at cambridge to the tune of daydream believer about Barry Fry, always a figure of fun and hate at the abbey stadium due to his ongoing association with our arch rivals Peterborough United.Sung to the tune of 'Daydream Believer'Oooooooh, I could hide, neath the wings, of the blue bird as she sings, the six O'Clock alarm, will never ring, but it rings, and I rise, wipe the sleep out of my eyes, the shaving razors cold and it stings duuuduuuduuduudududuu, cheer up Barry Fry, oh what can it mean, to a, fat 'Boro bastard and a shite football team! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stichman Posted December 1, 2009 Report Share Posted December 1, 2009 Youuuu all live on the shite side of Fife, doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest idol_wild Posted December 1, 2009 Report Share Posted December 1, 2009 I remember, vaguely, the first ever Aberdeen vs Celtic game at Pittodrie that I attended, way back in 1988/89, and the Celtic fans in the Beach End were singing "Theo's a Penguin" repeatedly. I still to this day don't know what the hell that was all about. Any ideas? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shaki Posted December 1, 2009 Report Share Posted December 1, 2009 I remember, vaguely, the first ever Aberdeen vs Celtic game at Pittodrie that I attended, way back in 1988/89, and the Celtic fans in the Beach End were singing "Theo's a Penguin" repeatedly. I still to this day don't know what the hell that was all about. Any ideas?They were probably calling him a paedo ("Theo's a paedo" would be considered genius at a football ground because it almost rhymes) and your Dad told you they were calling him a penguin when you asked....which was quite clever considering you are still to this day trying to work it out 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Adam Easy Wishes Posted December 1, 2009 Report Share Posted December 1, 2009 They were probably calling him a paedo ("Theo's a paedo" would be considered genius at a football ground because it almost rhymes) and your Dad told you they were calling him a penguin when you asked....which was quite clever considering you are still to this day trying to work it out Haha! This made me laugh. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
waltz Posted December 1, 2009 Report Share Posted December 1, 2009 Inspired by a couple of posts by cap'n euan on the Lady Gaga thread.It's actually just Euan, most of the time. Although you can add cap'n if you so choose. Just thought I'd clear that up.Anyway, back to the thread! Let's talk about Cesc, let's talk about Flam-in-i... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Gladstone Posted December 1, 2009 Report Share Posted December 1, 2009 Just read this on the BBC Website..."Ten men went to carry, went to carry Nade. 10 men, 9 men, 8 men, 7 men, 6 men, 5 men, 4 men, 3 men, 2 men, 1 man and a forklift truck couldn't carry Nade." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bigsby Posted December 1, 2009 Report Share Posted December 1, 2009 I'd like to give a special mention to the players who take the chants in good nature. I get a warm feeling inside when a player who is the subject of abuse applauds the fans, or smiles at the chants.Tony Bullock (sex offender) - Always greets the ICT end with a smile, applause and sometimes a wee trick hanging on the bar or doing pressups.Paul Hartley (Vladamir Romanov sucks him off) - makes a blowjob sign, followed by applauding the chant as he goes to take a corner.Neil McCann - (Get the stretcher ready) - pulls up with a fake limp, then turns and applauds the fans' chant.Good call. The recent serialisation of his book in The Sun reminded me what a total Hun bastard he is, but I remember Andy Goram being up for a laugh when he was at Motherwell, whole of the Beach End singing "Get your tits out for the lads", and he did.Also, what was the name of that goalie with the 'tache, and in an end of season game the away fans were singing "Bring on the porn star" and their manager took him on as a sub at the end? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Adam Easy Wishes Posted December 1, 2009 Report Share Posted December 1, 2009 Sieb Dijkstra?Only 'keeper in Scotland I recall off-hand having a 'tache. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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