Scootray Posted November 24, 2009 Report Share Posted November 24, 2009 BBC News - No civil union for straight pairWhat a couple of awkward cunts. Plus they're ugly as fuck. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shaki Posted November 24, 2009 Report Share Posted November 24, 2009 I'm all for marriage for heterosexuals. I'm all for civil partnerships for homosexuals. I'm also, on certain occasions, all for public flogging.If you're going to make a point, make it something that matters. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Gladstone Posted November 25, 2009 Report Share Posted November 25, 2009 "heterophobic".Yes Mr Civil Rights, "heterophobia" is a real problem in our country... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Christy Posted November 25, 2009 Report Share Posted November 25, 2009 Sometimes when I walk down the street, people call me a 'fuckin straight'. My heterosexuality causes me all kinds of problems. Fuckin pointlessly-argumentative, awkward twats. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hog Posted November 25, 2009 Report Share Posted November 25, 2009 I can see their point actually. A civil partnership is, IMHO, unfair to same sex couples.This couple have exercised their right to protest.Creepy looking pair though:up: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Gladstone Posted November 25, 2009 Report Share Posted November 25, 2009 It's not discriminatory. You say civil partnerships are unfair to same sex couples? Presumably you mean straight couples?There is already the possibility of entering into a marriage which is the equivalent. It doesn't have to be related to religion in anyway (in case that's stopping anyone) - there are loads of different options these days, not to mention the Registrar option, which I'm guessing is just a guy reading out the legal obligations you're binding yourself to (having never attended a ceremony), and options like humanist ceremonies, which I was at recently, which made no mention of God or christian beliefs or any of that.You can enter into the exact equivalent of a civil partnership already, and could do long before civil partnerships existed. It was brought in so that those who were currently being discriminated against, could get the same rights as a straight couple. "Heterophobia" indeed... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alkaline Posted November 25, 2009 Report Share Posted November 25, 2009 Sometimes when I walk down the street, people call me a 'fuckin straight'. My heterosexuality causes me all kinds of problems. Fuckin pointlessly-argumentative, awkward twats.There is absolutely no way that you could be mistaken for a "straight", not with your manbag anyways. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bigsby Posted November 25, 2009 Report Share Posted November 25, 2009 Can't say I would bother protesting about it like they do but I actually agree with them, gay people should have the right to get married and straight people should have the right to have civil partnerships if they like. Some straight people who don't believe in the traditional concept of marriage would never the less like to benefit from the many legal protections that a civil partnership would give them. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lemonade Posted November 25, 2009 Report Share Posted November 25, 2009 There is absolutely no way that you could be mistaken for a "straight", not with your manbag anyways.Anyone who doesn't have a manbag is a queer. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Adam Easy Wishes Posted November 25, 2009 Report Share Posted November 25, 2009 Anyone who doesn't have a manbag is a queer.Correct. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alkaline Posted November 25, 2009 Report Share Posted November 25, 2009 Anyone who doesn't have a manbag is a queer.Correct.Yeah, totally... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lemonade Posted November 25, 2009 Report Share Posted November 25, 2009 Yeah, totally...That's a clutch bag. OK THAT is gay. But a manbag?Stylish AND practical. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alkaline Posted November 25, 2009 Report Share Posted November 25, 2009 That's a clutch bag. OK THAT is gay. But a manbag?Stylish AND practical.Isn't that a satchel? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lemonade Posted November 25, 2009 Report Share Posted November 25, 2009 A satchel goes on your back, no? It's just a leather manbag. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alkaline Posted November 25, 2009 Report Share Posted November 25, 2009 A satchel goes on your back, no? It's just a leather manbag.No, a satchel is usually a side-worn bag that sometimes has straps. A manbag is a male-equivalent of a handbag. Two totally different things.Satchel (bag) - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lemonade Posted November 25, 2009 Report Share Posted November 25, 2009 A man bag is also worn across your body. Like so.If those faggy things sported by Ronaldo are now also called Man-bags I don't know, but I've been wearing the cross body types since about 2004 and they have always been called manbags. Or "knapsacks" if you're feeling saucy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bigsby Posted November 25, 2009 Report Share Posted November 25, 2009 I love the tangents threads take on here. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alkaline Posted November 25, 2009 Report Share Posted November 25, 2009 A man bag is also worn across your body. Like so.If those faggy things sported by Ronaldo are now also called Man-bags I don't know, but I've been wearing the cross body types since about 2004 and they have always been called manbags. Or "knapsacks" if you're feeling saucy.Nah, that's a satchel. You've been wearing a satchel all these years, i bet you feel really stupid... Also, a knapsack is just another name for a backpack. Somehow i doubt your bag-typing credentials. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lemonade Posted November 25, 2009 Report Share Posted November 25, 2009 Nah, that's a satchel. You've been wearing a satchel all these years, i bet you feel really stupid... Also, a knapsack is just another name for a backpack. Somehow i doubt your bag-typing credentials.Well the bag the contestants wore on Knightmare was worn on the hip and they called that a knapsack! Are you accusing early 90s children's TV of lying? This guy will get you: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alkaline Posted November 25, 2009 Report Share Posted November 25, 2009 Well the bag the contestants wore on Knightmare was worn on the hip and they called that a knapsack! Are you accusing early 90s children's TV of lying? This guy will get you:Yes, yes i am. Dungeon Master, more like pedo-dungeon janitor.Look up knapsack anywhere and it'll say it's a backpack variant. You've been living a lie of faux-homosexuality all these years! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lemonade Posted November 25, 2009 Report Share Posted November 25, 2009 Yes, yes i am. Dungeon Master, more like pedo-dungeon janitor.Look up knapsack anywhere and it'll say it's a backpack variant. You've been living a lie of faux-homosexuality all these years! "You must spread, etc. etc." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Christy Posted November 25, 2009 Report Share Posted November 25, 2009 I have a rather fetching Fred Perry satchel,. not a manbag. Therefore I dont have teh ghey.However, I just said "rather fetching", so I do have teh ghey. O snap. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Gladstone Posted November 25, 2009 Report Share Posted November 25, 2009 I have a rather fetching Fred Perry satchel,. not a manbag. Therefore I dont have teh ghey.However, I just said "rather fetching", so I do have teh ghey. O snap.All football referees (or ex-refs) are gay.The gayness of your bags is irrelevant. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Christy Posted November 25, 2009 Report Share Posted November 25, 2009 All football referees (or ex-refs) are gay.The gayness of your bags is irrelevant.You can lick my bags. How bout that? Win win Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monster Zero Posted November 25, 2009 Report Share Posted November 25, 2009 Human rights campaigner Peter Tatchell must be the biggest cunt ever. Even more so than that pair. Let's hope they also make a stand against breeding in protest that gay people's evolutionary process hasn't seen fit to get with the times and make it genetically possible, imagine the ugly fucktards that would come out of that no doubt hideously ungroomed vaginal passage. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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