aberdoom.com Posted November 8, 2009 Report Share Posted November 8, 2009 We went to morrisons they took the lift I took the stairs they didnt come in by for 30 minutesThey are stuck in the lift, I can't find any emergency lift numbers for aberdeenHowever all is not bad.....They have 6 litres of olde somerset and a bunch of reduced pasties and piesShould i call the fire brigade(its not really an emergency)? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
framheim Posted November 8, 2009 Report Share Posted November 8, 2009 is this still in morrisons? or in a block of flats? you can call the fire brigade if it's not an emergency, just don't call 999. try this number: 01224 696666i would suggest that if they drink the cider they're gonna have an emergency sooner rather than later once they need to pee. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
aberdoom.com Posted November 8, 2009 Author Report Share Posted November 8, 2009 is this still in morrisons? or in a block of flats? you can call the fire brigade if it's not an emergency, just don't call 999. try this number: 01224 696666i would suggest that if they drink the cider they're gonna have an emergency sooner rather than later once they need to pee.cheers, i called the number they say about 4 hoursyeh one needs to pee just now so i advised him to drink the bottle of cider and recycle it Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jeanette Posted November 8, 2009 Report Share Posted November 8, 2009 Can they not push a button inside the lift?!Because Morrisons will close eventually if that's where they are. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
aberdoom.com Posted November 8, 2009 Author Report Share Posted November 8, 2009 Can they not push a button inside the lift?!Because Morrisons will close eventually if that's where they are.its in a highrise Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RF Scott Posted November 8, 2009 Report Share Posted November 8, 2009 Have they paid for the goods in question? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jeanette Posted November 8, 2009 Report Share Posted November 8, 2009 its in a highrise Ah, ok. I couldn't think of anything worse.It'll smell bad inside that lift (and I don't mean your friends, unless they smell of course). At least they're not on their own. That would freak me out! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
aberdoom.com Posted November 8, 2009 Author Report Share Posted November 8, 2009 ther still stuck one of them phoned me saying he had a shit in ther Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
aberdoom.com Posted November 8, 2009 Author Report Share Posted November 8, 2009 noo its a high rise, we aren't Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MattJimF Posted November 8, 2009 Report Share Posted November 8, 2009 do you not have a concierge or some other type of factor in the building that will be able to help? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skacel Posted November 8, 2009 Report Share Posted November 8, 2009 ther still stuck one of them phoned me saying he had a shit in therOh man that's gotta be nasty, how long have they been stuck in there for? Surely you can hold a shit in for a decent amount of time though, maybe he just did it so he could say he took a shit in a lift. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
framheim Posted November 8, 2009 Report Share Posted November 8, 2009 i don't think they should be rescued now, filthy minks Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kirsten Posted November 8, 2009 Report Share Posted November 8, 2009 maybe he just did it so he could say he took a shit in a lift.Best line I've heard all day! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RF Scott Posted November 8, 2009 Report Share Posted November 8, 2009 Have they tried pressing the button in the lift marked 'G' for 'Ground Floor' ? Or even any of the other buttons? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soda Jerk Posted November 8, 2009 Report Share Posted November 8, 2009 Need to be calling the Council's Emergency Repairs number. I don't know what it is though. See if you can guess it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr Owl PhD Posted November 8, 2009 Report Share Posted November 8, 2009 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frosty Jack Posted November 8, 2009 Report Share Posted November 8, 2009 Please tell me this thread is a wind up. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
framheim Posted November 8, 2009 Report Share Posted November 8, 2009 Need to be calling the Council's Emergency Repairs number. I don't know what it is though. See if you can guess it.that made me full on lol. hahaha. nice. *must spread some rep* Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ca_gere Posted November 8, 2009 Report Share Posted November 8, 2009 Ok, first things first... Have you updated your status on all social networking sites with this information?Then, and only then, should you attempt to get them out the lift. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TR!ΔNGL€ T€€TH Posted November 8, 2009 Report Share Posted November 8, 2009 You can't be shitting in lifts. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nev Posted November 8, 2009 Report Share Posted November 8, 2009 Imagine the smell in the lift while you're trapped with a festering turd! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Surfer_Rosa Posted November 9, 2009 Report Share Posted November 9, 2009 I hope you played this down the phone to them:YouTube - Aerosmith - Love In An Elevator Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
aberdoom.com Posted November 9, 2009 Author Report Share Posted November 9, 2009 I got a text from them whilst I was in town(managed to find a rescue number) at about 1.30 saying they had been released by the firemen, the lift stinks of shit and afterwards the one who pissed in the cider bottle was tricked into drinking out of the same bottle by a strategically timed switch. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HateEvent Posted November 9, 2009 Report Share Posted November 9, 2009 I'd love to try to explain to firefighters how you're so rubbish that you can't hold in a shit for a couple of hours and it'd be interesting to see what they had to say at the smell upon getting them out.Yuck. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jon Posted November 9, 2009 Report Share Posted November 9, 2009 Well, this is all just marvellous! Oh, the japes, the apples, the faeces. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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