Guest Gladstone Posted November 3, 2009 Report Share Posted November 3, 2009 Wirelessly posted (BlackBerry8310/4.5.0.163 Profile/MIDP-2.0 Configuration/CLDC-1.1 VendorID/125)Sitting in the airport bar and the music coming through the speakers above my head is totally unacceptable.I was just treated to Natasha Bedingfield - I'm going to have your baby.No. You're not. You're really not.I forgot how much the Bedingfield family offends me.Cunts. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lemonade Posted November 3, 2009 Report Share Posted November 3, 2009 A few years ago I went into a newsagent and I noticed that Natasha Bedingfield was on the cover of every magazine in the shop except for one - Horse & Hound. Which I thought was ironic on two counts.Barrrum-tsh! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soda Jerk Posted November 3, 2009 Report Share Posted November 3, 2009 I just hate it when someone gets famous, so their whole family think they can have a good pop at it too."Ah, this singing lark's a piece of piss" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
davewarden Posted November 3, 2009 Report Share Posted November 3, 2009 shite story Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jim Stax Posted November 3, 2009 Report Share Posted November 3, 2009 Face it though... None of us would say no Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
waltz Posted November 3, 2009 Report Share Posted November 3, 2009 Face it though... None of us would say no She sounds as if she's wanting a commitment though. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scootray Posted November 3, 2009 Report Share Posted November 3, 2009 A baby doesn't mean commitment...anyone on Jeremy Kyle will tell you that! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jon Posted November 3, 2009 Report Share Posted November 3, 2009 Face it though... None of us would say no I fucking would. She's got a face like a constipated Joker. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jim Stax Posted November 3, 2009 Report Share Posted November 3, 2009 I fucking would. She's got a face like a constipated Joker.Do you look at the mantle piece when poking the fire? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jon Posted November 3, 2009 Report Share Posted November 3, 2009 I was presuming I'd aim for the mouth.*shudder* Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TR!ΔNGL€ T€€TH Posted November 3, 2009 Report Share Posted November 3, 2009 Daniel Bedingfield strikes me as the kind of person that would find it acceptable to sneak into one of his mate's bedrooms and have a massive chug with said mate's girlfriend's underwear over his head. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
davewarden Posted November 3, 2009 Report Share Posted November 3, 2009 Daniel Bedingfield strikes me as the kind of person that would find it acceptable to sneak into one of his mate's bedrooms and have a massive chug with said mate's girlfriend's underwear over his head.funny, ive always thought that about you,deviant! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Gladstone Posted November 3, 2009 Report Share Posted November 3, 2009 Wirelessly posted (BlackBerry8310/4.5.0.163 Profile/MIDP-2.0 Configuration/CLDC-1.1 VendorID/125)shite storyYou only ever reply negatively to my posts. Did I once shag your bird? If so I apologise profusely. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old Gold Posted November 4, 2009 Report Share Posted November 4, 2009 No need to get all ladrock. He's French, don't you know. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Gladstone Posted November 4, 2009 Report Share Posted November 4, 2009 No need to get all ladrock. He's French, don't you know.You're another one who loves a negative post. Did I once shag your bird too?Don't tell me, you and lomega once "dated" the same bird, and I shagged her?I'm terribly sorry. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old Gold Posted November 4, 2009 Report Share Posted November 4, 2009 How fuckin' uncouth. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Gladstone Posted November 4, 2009 Report Share Posted November 4, 2009 Rather... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lemonade Posted November 4, 2009 Report Share Posted November 4, 2009 Wirelessly posted (LG-GC900/V10a Obigo/WAP2.0 Profile/MIDP-2.1 Configuration/CLDC-1.1)We're all losing sight of the real story here. Carrots Gladstone is ginger and has never shagged anybody's bird. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest idol_wild Posted November 4, 2009 Report Share Posted November 4, 2009 Wirelessly posted (LG-GC900/V10a Obigo/WAP2.0 Profile/MIDP-2.1 Configuration/CLDC-1.1)We're all losing sight of the real story here. Carrots Gladstone is ginger and has never shagged anybody's bird.Not even his own. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Gladstone Posted November 4, 2009 Report Share Posted November 4, 2009 Fuck the lot of you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lemonade Posted November 4, 2009 Report Share Posted November 4, 2009 How uncouth. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fish out of water Posted November 4, 2009 Report Share Posted November 4, 2009 Face it though... None of us would say no I'd rather pump Harry Hill. She's RAF dude, and comes across as a bit of a bunny boiler to boot. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lemonade Posted November 4, 2009 Report Share Posted November 4, 2009 Yeah I'd be too worried that she'd pierced holes in the condom to try and get herself knocked up or something. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Murrr Posted November 4, 2009 Report Share Posted November 4, 2009 natasha bedingfield - Google ImagesAye, she's ugly as fuck like... ?( Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fish out of water Posted November 4, 2009 Report Share Posted November 4, 2009 Having perused the images I have to come to the conclusion that even that images that have been extensively touched up still reveal that she has the face of a horse.If that's what fuels your fantasies whilst lying in your wanking chariot at night, then fair play to you.I however, have a preference for birds that you don't feed hay and walk round a paddock twice a day. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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