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I've had to switch off 1min 35secs into one of his other video through sheer annoyance. What a useless waste of space! Terrible, pointless, directionless advice which doesn't even answer any of the questions that he gives at the start of the video.

Awful in front of the camera as well.

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Greatest opening line to a thread ever!

I like his 7 tips for a succesful business... otherwise known as common fuckin sense followed by a plug for his system/cult thing. He manages to be dislikeable, a cunt, pretentious and condescending all at once so well done that man. Also, If he's making 100 grand a month you'd have thought he could afford a decent camera and microphone.

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Ewan's fans can get more of his amazing pearls of wisdom via his Twitter:

Ewan Robb (EwanRobb) on Twitter

If Harry Potter's so magical, why cant he cure his own eyesight and get laid. A teenage lad shouldnt need a broomstick to cling onto
All men are not homeless, but some men are home less than others
Men think monogamy is something you make dining tables out of
My wife is a sex object - every time I ask for sex, she objects

And nearly 8,000 folk "follow" this shite? Who the fuck are THOSE cunts?

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I bet if you asked him what 5000 dollars was in pounds he wouldn't know. This is the type of thread where the accused comes on to defend himself... I really hope that happens.

Well, when I type Ewan Robb Aberdeen into Google, this thread is the top result. Is it the same for everyone else? He looks like the type of guy who would Google himself a lot.

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If you just type "Ewan Robb" it's on the first page! Are we being sucked into his scheme?

Hmm, not sure how beneficial it will be for him to have people read a thread that begs the question "Who the fuck's this cunt?"

And just for good measure, I hear that Ewan Robb tries to lure kids into his gingerbread house.

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Hmm, not sure how beneficial it will be for him to have people read a thread that begs the question "Who the fuck's this cunt?"

And just for good measure, I hear that Ewan Robb tries to lure kids into his gingerbread house.

His gingerbread house shaped like a pyramid.:up:

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Guest Tam o' Shantie
Here's Ewan with his Rover ZR (all internet millionaires drive obsolete cars)

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"Aye, nae easy getting parts for her...but you dinna drive a ZR for the parts - you drive it for the increasing exclusivity. Find out how in my next video."

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