Johnny Mac Posted March 8, 2013 Report Share Posted March 8, 2013 Roll on hometime! I need a beer. This weekend I have my car MOT which will no doubt result in my wallet taking a(nother) hefty hit after getting engaged this week. This means I will also miss the Dons game tomorrow which is probably a blessing in disguise. Anyone want my season ticket for the day? No, didn't think so. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alkaline Posted March 8, 2013 Report Share Posted March 8, 2013 Roll on hometime! I need a beer. This weekend I have my car MOT which will no doubt result in my wallet taking a(nother) hefty hit after getting engaged this week. This means I will also miss the Dons game tomorrow which is probably a blessing in disguise. Anyone want my season ticket for the day? No, didn't think so. Congrats on the engagement. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jaaakkkeee Posted March 11, 2013 Report Share Posted March 11, 2013 Went to Tunnels on Friday night. One of the best gigs I've seen in a long time. Brilliant. Mosh to clean guitar and 2 man pyramids? Gorgeous. Spent too much money. Had a pretty ace band practice on Saturday then went to a house party where, if you have me on fb/instagram, you'll see what I was drinking. But for those who aren't cool enough. Here's how drunk I was. I was curious as to what this tasted like, and I found out. Multiple times: Then the girl who's house it was had like, electro pad things for muscle rehab. I wasted no time in putting it full blast on my nuts. It felt nice until it didn't. Slept until 6 yesterday. Ate food and went back to sleep. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ca_gere Posted March 11, 2013 Report Share Posted March 11, 2013 You better not have been near any schools in that state 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jaaakkkeee Posted March 11, 2013 Report Share Posted March 11, 2013 I just remembered I showed everyone a mangina. I tucked it in and pulled down my breeks. Fuck sake... 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MattJimF Posted March 11, 2013 Report Share Posted March 11, 2013 You better not have been near any schools in that stateHe better not go to Gloucestershire - http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-gloucestershire-21725422 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jaaakkkeee Posted March 11, 2013 Report Share Posted March 11, 2013 That was the best night ever. that fag juice tasted not as bad as you'd think. I mean, it was fucking horrid. But you know, it wasn't as bad as you'd expect. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paranoid Android Posted March 12, 2013 Report Share Posted March 12, 2013 I must be out of touch, I thought you didn't drink? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Adam Easy Wishes Posted March 12, 2013 Report Share Posted March 12, 2013 I'm scared that now he does we'll have to hear about it all the time. Sooooo wasted. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monster Zero Posted March 12, 2013 Report Share Posted March 12, 2013 I was quite impressed by his antics until I remembered I already watched 'Jackass' and 'Dirty Sanchez' 10 years ago. 6 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jaaakkkeee Posted March 12, 2013 Report Share Posted March 12, 2013 I'm thinking I might stop again. It seems that if I start, I won't stop until the money or booze runs out. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Adam Easy Wishes Posted March 12, 2013 Report Share Posted March 12, 2013 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jaaakkkeee Posted March 12, 2013 Report Share Posted March 12, 2013 I thought all the alcohol left me on sunday but see yesterday, I did a poo that smelled like someone had sicked up, ate it, then sicked up again. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Milner Posted March 12, 2013 Report Share Posted March 12, 2013 Seriously man, dont go down this route with your postings. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ca_gere Posted March 12, 2013 Report Share Posted March 12, 2013 see yesterday,For some reason this is the most annoying part of that post 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jaaakkkeee Posted March 12, 2013 Report Share Posted March 12, 2013 sorry guys. Boring day at work. still got like 2 months till I can leave and be in a job where I won't have time to bug you all until the evening. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MattJimF Posted March 12, 2013 Report Share Posted March 12, 2013 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ca_gere Posted March 20, 2013 Report Share Posted March 20, 2013 I know it's early but I'm looking fwd to the wknd already. Have had a stressfull few days at work and got a bunch of annoying stuff going on at home (shitty landlord, mice infestation, stray cat problem in back yard, blah blah) so looking forward to letting loose a bit this wknd. Luckily there are some ACE-IC stuff going on. Fri: our dog is featured in an art show so we're going to quaff free champagne at that (back story is: we were walking our dog and a guy came up to us and asked if he could photograph her for a project, said we'd get free prints and stuff so we said 'sure'. Not sure what to expect - haven't seen the photos and he said some heavy photoshoppery would be involved.) Sat: The red bull mini drome is in my neighborhood!!! It looks nuts. Sat: Going to an Electro-swing party. I've heard some mixes and like the idea of it but never experienced it. I hear people take it pretty seriously and get dressed up in 20s/30s garb and do proper swing dancing. It'll be an experience for sure. Sun: wanking So yeah, can't wait Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paranoid Android Posted March 20, 2013 Report Share Posted March 20, 2013 Can't wait either! After Friday I'm off on easter holidays and I go to Bilbao on Saturday to spend a week there, San Sebastian and a wee place or two in between. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chris Posted March 21, 2013 Report Share Posted March 21, 2013 Off to Killin for the weekend. Initial plan was hillwalking but with lots of snow forecast it will just be sitting in a pub by a fire all weekend. Which is probably better. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jaaakkkeee Posted March 22, 2013 Report Share Posted March 22, 2013 Going on some booze bus thing tonight. Then maybe a date tomorrow if i'm nae to hungover. Then fuck all on sunday. then off for a week. boost. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paranoid Android Posted March 22, 2013 Report Share Posted March 22, 2013 I'm curious as to what made you start drinking again? You were a 100% Mr. I hate booze not long ago. Was it all just an act? Put on to keep your ex-girlfriend happy? I'm betting she couldn't take your top drunk bantz and asked you to stop. She was so desperate she was willing to give up her main present if you did it. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jaaakkkeee Posted March 22, 2013 Report Share Posted March 22, 2013 I'm curious as to what made you start drinking again? You were a 100% Mr. I hate booze not long ago. Was it all just an act? Put on to keep your ex-girlfriend happy? I'm betting she couldn't take your top drunk bantz and asked you to stop. She was so desperate she was willing to give up her main present if you did it.Nahh. Was in a bad place in my life and if I drank I would have been a sad/angry drunk. Never ended well. Decided to give up. Better place now, so when I'm drink I'm a fag-water guzzling, nutsack-electrocuting, pussy-smashing fun loving drunk. I still stand by what I said in regards to drink culture etc. But now I'm nae going to do something stupid when I drink. And it's nothing to do with the ex. In fact, we're still pals, and after we broke up we've been out together a couple of times on the piss. 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gypsum_Fantastic Posted March 22, 2013 Report Share Posted March 22, 2013 when I'm drink I'm a fag-water guzzling, nutsack-electrocuting, pussy-smashing fun loving drunk. I still stand by what I said in regards to drink culture etc. But now I'm nae going to do something stupid when I drink. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Adam Easy Wishes Posted March 22, 2013 Report Share Posted March 22, 2013 Going on some booze bus thing tonight. Then maybe a date tomorrow if i'm nae to hungover. Then fuck all on sunday. then off for a week. boost. I'll be most disappointed if this is a current or former school bus. 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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