Randy Watson 101 Posted October 19, 2009 Report Share Posted October 19, 2009 THAT'S TO ALL YOU, YOU TRENDY LEFTIE NUMPTIESWhere can I start? Reading the Daily Express (Daily Mail coverage of our beloved Princess Diana is below-par and quite frankly shocking) the other day, it occured to me that immigrants and students seem to be plotting to rid the world of our upstanding, hard-working silent majority. It seems that the only national pride we have is in the form of our wonderful honourable member William Hague, surely the last of the Young Conservatives. Our only hope for our children (for goodness sake, will someone PLEASE think of the brainwashed children, exposed to smut and filth at such a young age) is an upper-middle class hero, David Cameron. I forgive him for his middle class roots, though it is the UPPER classes that have the right to rule. No scummy sons or daughters of taxi drivers or joiners. After all, Our Mother Lady Thatcher was the daughter of a alderman, not some tinky grocer. Don't get me started on those godawful people who have the gall to call themselves working class. They are all underclass to me. Surely the nation's pride, the Queen Mother, was of questionable authority when she declared her support for the striking miners in the 1980s?It is my firm belief that the governments of Tony B-liar and John Major-in-nothing-because-he-was-born-in-the-cesspit-they-call-Brixton reduced the Royal Family to multicultural, prole-loving, Guardian-reading trendies who are quick to correct Prince Philip's righteous ways.In short, this is a diatribe, an up-yours, to all you tabloid snobs out there. I don't need a broadsheet to prove my intellect. That's what my bank balance and rolling acres of land are for.Dare you disagree with me?P.S. Yours Truly, Viscount Andrew Heathcoat Amory Watson, Baron of Orrock House, Balmedie Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fraser Mac Posted October 19, 2009 Report Share Posted October 19, 2009 You got a vagina or what? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Randy Watson 101 Posted October 20, 2009 Author Report Share Posted October 20, 2009 There you go with the sexual references again! I know it's a first but He Upstairs, after all, I am a God-fearing man, tells me you make these comments regularly.And I wish you would stop expressing the desire to tinkle with my horse-faced, perfectly proportioned children... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fraser Mac Posted October 20, 2009 Report Share Posted October 20, 2009 You just sent my mind to the Cerebral Inferno. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old Gold Posted October 20, 2009 Report Share Posted October 20, 2009 You got a vagina or what?Girls are way ironic. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Surfer_Rosa Posted October 20, 2009 Report Share Posted October 20, 2009 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Randy Watson 101 Posted October 20, 2009 Author Report Share Posted October 20, 2009 People of my calibre find Glaswegians unacceptable Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fraser Mac Posted October 20, 2009 Report Share Posted October 20, 2009 People of my calibre find Glaswegians unacceptableI can tell from the flaming skull in your avatar, Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Adam Easy Wishes Posted October 20, 2009 Report Share Posted October 20, 2009 You got a vagina or what?Vagina + Balmedie beach = OP Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Kernel Loaf Posted October 20, 2009 Report Share Posted October 20, 2009 Nice tangent you went off on there. Your post seems to have nothing to do with the thread title. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ca_gere Posted October 20, 2009 Report Share Posted October 20, 2009 Dare you disagree with me?nah, can't be bothered. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted October 20, 2009 Report Share Posted October 20, 2009 First my main man Fatboy going bananas, now this guy; Cerebral Inferno cannot help but court (relative) controversy (on the Ab-music pages) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pierre Von Mondragon Posted October 20, 2009 Report Share Posted October 20, 2009 Launching this week exclusive to Aberdeen Music; sub-Thompsonian gonzo drivel, with a crypto twist, excellent.He's no ZMF though. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheTickingTime-Bomb Posted October 20, 2009 Report Share Posted October 20, 2009 This thread seems worthwhile. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Le Stu Posted October 20, 2009 Report Share Posted October 20, 2009 Isn't this a bit '90s? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Tam o' Shantie Posted October 20, 2009 Report Share Posted October 20, 2009 horribly unfunny thread...please closeC- - - wouldn't read again Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Randy Watson 101 Posted October 20, 2009 Author Report Share Posted October 20, 2009 Nice tangent you went off on there. Your post seems to have nothing to do with the thread title.You remind me of a bad man. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fraser Mac Posted October 20, 2009 Report Share Posted October 20, 2009 you remind me of a bad man.good jokes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Randy Watson 101 Posted October 20, 2009 Author Report Share Posted October 20, 2009 horribly unfunny thread...please closeC- - - wouldn't read againIf you yourself tried your hand at right-wing satire, and made a better job of it than I did, I would salute you. Instead you criticise yet can't be bothered doing better job yourself, if indeed you capable of pulling off a better job that is. I did it for a laugh, and I knew at least some would take it seriously. So in a way I got what I wanted: I wound someone up.My premise was that this place is full of people that are left-wing for the sake of it - and I'd be surprised if I was wrong. And if you think I know nothing about left-wing politics; the history of the trade union movement and working/lower middle class self-education, you better think again. Not all people who lean to the right are populist pricks.'Capitalism crumbles...'? I'd love a socialist society, but we'd have to disinherit the principle of money and profit as we know it, otherwise we'd end up more bankrupt than we already are. Simplistic, but probably true. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheTickingTime-Bomb Posted October 20, 2009 Report Share Posted October 20, 2009 If you yourself tried your hand at right-wing satire, and made a better job of it than I did, I would salute you. Instead you criticise yet can't be bothered doing better job yourself, if indeed you capable of pulling off a better job that is. I did it for a laugh, and I knew at least some would take it seriously. So in a way I got what I wanted: I wound someone up.My premise was that this place is full of people that are left-wing for the sake of it - and I'd be surprised if I was wrong. And if you think I know nothing about left-wing politics; the history of the trade union movement and working/lower middle class self-education, you better think again. Not all people who lean to the right are populist pricks.'Capitalism crumbles...'? I'd love a socialist society, but we'd have to disinherit the principle of money and profit as we know it, otherwise we'd end up more bankrupt than we already are. Simplistic, but probably true.Holy Jesus. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Le Stu Posted October 20, 2009 Report Share Posted October 20, 2009 If you yourself tried your hand at right-wing satire, and made a better job of it than I did, I would salute you. Instead you criticise yet can't be bothered doing better job yourself, if indeed you capable of pulling off a better job that is. I did it for a laugh, and I knew at least some would take it seriously. So in a way I got what I wanted: I wound someone up.My premise was that this place is full of people that are left-wing for the sake of it - and I'd be surprised if I was wrong. And if you think I know nothing about left-wing politics; the history of the trade union movement and working/lower middle class self-education, you better think again. Not all people who lean to the right are populist pricks.'Capitalism crumbles...'? I'd love a socialist society, but we'd have to disinherit the principle of money and profit as we know it, otherwise we'd end up more bankrupt than we already are. Simplistic, but probably true.I think you do earnest better than satirical. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ca_gere Posted October 20, 2009 Report Share Posted October 20, 2009 I think you do earnest better than satirical. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Le Stu Posted October 20, 2009 Report Share Posted October 20, 2009 Well, I didn't say he was doing earnest great but it was much less bad than the other thing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Le Stu Posted October 20, 2009 Report Share Posted October 20, 2009 Is that Peter Dow? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ca_gere Posted October 20, 2009 Report Share Posted October 20, 2009 it's earnest!! Please tell me i'm not the only person to have see those films? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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