Singer Posted October 6, 2009 Report Share Posted October 6, 2009 The middle of mount hooley ahahahahahaha Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Gladstone Posted October 6, 2009 Report Share Posted October 6, 2009 At the cinema I work in a used condom That made me laugh... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
waltz Posted October 6, 2009 Report Share Posted October 6, 2009 I bet they use condoms too!Urgh, the shame. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kai Posted October 6, 2009 Author Report Share Posted October 6, 2009 heres an idea, book one of musical visions rooms for a couple of hours, no one will walk in, play music through the PA to hide the noises, no one will know unless he sprays his man goo all over the shop That is actually the best idea yet. Thusfar, my 'mate' and his girlfriend have resorted to making use of the Douglas Hotel's dayrate (30 so long as you're out by 5pm), but booking a rehearsal room makes so much more sense. Stick a couple of amps against the door to prevent anyone walking in, plug your iPod through the PA so it sounds like you're playing sweet music, and off you go! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fatboy Posted October 6, 2009 Report Share Posted October 6, 2009 Never. Ever. Going to musical vision.seriously think musical vision would work better as orgy rooms rather than rehersal rooms, a few scatter cushons and some sensual soundsyou could record it and get a kevin and perry style track with moaning al over it,shame it won't be your mum though Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
waltz Posted October 6, 2009 Report Share Posted October 6, 2009 It's a shame my band aren't still on the go, yr 'mates' would've had enough space and privacy at one of our gigs to get it oooon. An oppurtunity missed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jon Posted October 6, 2009 Report Share Posted October 6, 2009 Awesome, awesome, awesome stuff! Indirectly reminds me of the old ABC cinema in Dundee where I used to work. We had a special grabber for used johnnies, and the loos always smelt of poppers. Halcyon days indeed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hog Posted October 12, 2009 Report Share Posted October 12, 2009 a few scatter Scat... a bit kinky?! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Motleyal Posted October 20, 2009 Report Share Posted October 20, 2009 What about the laundry rooms in the skyscrapers?? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spoonie Posted October 20, 2009 Report Share Posted October 20, 2009 He just needs to wreck her gash in a church. Job done. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fraser Mac Posted October 21, 2009 Report Share Posted October 21, 2009 Time to get "Up in dem gutz guuuurl." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
qzdiablo Posted October 21, 2009 Report Share Posted October 21, 2009 what is that expression from? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
waltz Posted October 21, 2009 Report Share Posted October 21, 2009 Craiginches.(in response to thread, not stu) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest E.C Posted July 30, 2013 Report Share Posted July 30, 2013 literally anywhere outdoors. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Adam Easy Wishes Posted July 30, 2013 Report Share Posted July 30, 2013 literally anywhere outdoors. EPIC bump of a truly EPIC thread. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Young Adolesent Posted July 30, 2013 Report Share Posted July 30, 2013 Parhill dogging site, dont ask how i know but yes theres one there, follow the lightsalso hazlehead park the woods up there seen a few cars up there at night p.s ive got ahole load of places but dont want others to steal my ideas Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Milner Posted July 30, 2013 Report Share Posted July 30, 2013 Are you Jake, but just using a different account? Your posting some amount of shit right now. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Young Adolesent Posted July 30, 2013 Report Share Posted July 30, 2013 No im not jake and im not posting shit, just trying to do a good deed and help the poor guy out, and you really cant talk about postong shit min so shhh!. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Milner Posted July 30, 2013 Report Share Posted July 30, 2013 Yes you are posting shit, constantly. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Young Adolesent Posted July 30, 2013 Report Share Posted July 30, 2013 Now now, back inside your box please. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Adam Easy Wishes Posted July 30, 2013 Report Share Posted July 30, 2013 7 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Milner Posted July 30, 2013 Report Share Posted July 30, 2013 Im going to go cry in my box, excuse me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Young Adolesent Posted July 30, 2013 Report Share Posted July 30, 2013 Im going to go cry in my box, excuse me. ok good lad. Hear from you when i get back from work Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Milner Posted July 30, 2013 Report Share Posted July 30, 2013 Congratulations, the first person ever put on my ignore list. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Young Adolesent Posted July 30, 2013 Report Share Posted July 30, 2013 But i thought we were friends #Banter Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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