Guest Tam o' Shantie Posted October 2, 2009 Report Share Posted October 2, 2009 Wirelessly posted (LG-GC900/V10a Obigo/WAP2.0 Profile/MIDP-2.1 Configuration/CLDC-1.1)If tonight is anything to go by it's a bit fucking nippy for al fresco anything, unless you want your balls to be the size of raisins.I'd imagine he wants his balls to be the size of raisins afterwards...does that count? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frosty Jack Posted October 2, 2009 Report Share Posted October 2, 2009 To be honest, I'm a little disappointed. If there is anyone from Ab-Mus history I would expect to know this kind of thing... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lemonade Posted October 2, 2009 Report Share Posted October 2, 2009 Tent and 2 sleeping bags from Asda, about 20, reusable.AND wipe-clean. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kai Posted October 2, 2009 Author Report Share Posted October 2, 2009 The last time 'my mate' found himself in this predicament, a couple of weekends back, he stumbled across a very pleasant straw bale field just outside Inverurie that was very conducive to holding hands, lying back and looking up at the sky, marvelling at the incongruous cloud shapes and the even more incongruous places that one can end up picking the straw out of hours later. The only trouble is that my mate can't pass a straw bale field on the train now without springing a spontaneous semi. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
geo1903 Posted October 2, 2009 Report Share Posted October 2, 2009 Pittodrie every other Saturday afternoon.ps getting the dates wrong could give you an unexpected audience.pps although I have seen plenty fannies on that pitch over the years. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lemonade Posted October 2, 2009 Report Share Posted October 2, 2009 Go to the Belmont cinema during the day and pick some foreign language arty farty shite that no-one wants to see, and you'll have the whole cinema to yourself Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
emergency72 Posted October 2, 2009 Report Share Posted October 2, 2009 Some idiot once linked me to a video of some folks in some european country (not sure which one) who film their porn right in the town centre with the public just walking by.....funny to see the old ladies stopping in the tracks to cop a look....im sure if you seach for outdoor sex on google you'll find it...have fun trying it here, then you can get some privacy in a room in bucksburn Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lemonade Posted October 2, 2009 Report Share Posted October 2, 2009 If you, sorry I mean your mate, has wheels, there's a dogging spot at the carpark for Foggieton Woods out beside Cults. Forestry Commission - Foggieton Wood -Maps of the world, street map search - powered by MultimapIt starts at 10pm. I've been. It was pretty grim. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lemonade Posted October 2, 2009 Report Share Posted October 2, 2009 I should point out that I didn't take part in any of the sexual activity, me and a lass just went along out of curiosity and bailed again quite quickly, cos it was pretty fucking creepy. o_O Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nev Posted October 2, 2009 Report Share Posted October 2, 2009 Deviant! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lucius Posted October 2, 2009 Report Share Posted October 2, 2009 I was thinking about this thread last night when giving the staff from my work a lift home.We saw car lights in the trees deep in the trees near the old stoneywood club in dyce. I had a lil laugh to myself.I had a "mate" who use to nip up to a back road in hazlehead of an evening for a spot of ..whatever with his girlfriend.This was abandoned after one night they heard a huge noise like a jet engine, there was a huge gust of wind and the car mover forward about a foot even though the handbrake was on.I shit myself and drove off as fast as I could. Sorry i mean my "mate". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Metarie Posted October 2, 2009 Report Share Posted October 2, 2009 Surely he could just explain to his folks that he's a grown up, doesn't get to see his girlfriend very often and it's pretty selfish of them not to understand that some 'quality time' with his girlfriend at his house isn't asking a lot?Outside sex is all well and good on the way home from the pub and you get a bit frisky, but I wouldn't be too impressed if that was the only way I could see my bloke if I didn't live in Aberdeen.I hear that people have been getting down and dirty in Octopussy (thursday nights in Warehouse/Moshulu). And I've stumbed accross a couple going at it in the grounds of Aberdeen Grammar School more than once which I guess is kind of secluded. Having said that I walked home one night and saw a couple shagging against the wall of the church on Crown Terrace which is pretty much on the pavement. It was kind of traumatic though so don't suggest that to him because I'd rather not look out my bedroom window and have to see that Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kai Posted October 2, 2009 Author Report Share Posted October 2, 2009 I've stumbed accross a couple going at it in the grounds of Aberdeen Grammar School more than once which I guess is kind of secluded. Hmm..if one of those sightings occured on a Halloween about 8 years ago and the two protagonists were dressed as a vampire and an alien zombie bride respectively, it was probably my bobbing bum assailing your visual senses, you lucky thing! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lucius Posted October 2, 2009 Report Share Posted October 2, 2009 Hmm..if one of those sightings occured on a Halloween about 8 years ago and the two protagonists were dressed as a vampire and an alien zombie bride respectively, it was probably my bobbing bum assailing your visual senses, you lucky thing! Were you the vampire or the zombie bride? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
waltz Posted October 3, 2009 Report Share Posted October 3, 2009 How about an early 20th century ship? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Teabags Posted October 5, 2009 Report Share Posted October 5, 2009 I just want to say that this thread is fucking fantastic. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fatboy Posted October 5, 2009 Report Share Posted October 5, 2009 heres an idea, book one of musical visions rooms for a couple of hours, no one will walk in, play music through the PA to hide the noises, no one will know unless he sprays his man goo all over the shop Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
emergency72 Posted October 5, 2009 Report Share Posted October 5, 2009 Hmm..if one of those sightings occured on a Halloween about 8 years ago and the two protagonists were dressed as a vampire and an alien zombie bride respectively, it was probably my bobbing bum assailing your visual senses, you lucky thing! Excellent avatar btw.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest idol_wild Posted October 5, 2009 Report Share Posted October 5, 2009 Good grief. I've been unable to get regular internet lately. But when I do, I stumble across this thread.Absolutely magnificent. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steven Milne Posted October 5, 2009 Report Share Posted October 5, 2009 This made me laugh a lot too.How about Ramboland ball pit? Just lie at the bottom and not move much, could be tricky.And youd have to be under 4ft to get in - ok if your bird is a midget or small child i guess.Or the cinema? When i was at school a mate of mine (and this isnt me by the way) got kicked out the cinema for getting wanked off in the back row.If your stealthy enough that could work and you get to watch a film - double entertainment.Or the public toilets in Duthie Park? I believe thats a well known spot.God, what am i talking bout, now i sound like a deviant. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chris Posted October 5, 2009 Report Share Posted October 5, 2009 This made me laugh a lot too.How about Ramboland ball pit? Just lie at the bottom and not move much, could be tricky.And youd have to be under 4ft to get in - ok if your bird is a midget or small child i guess.Or the cinema? When i was at school a mate of mine (and this isnt me by the way) got kicked out the cinema for getting wanked off in the back row.If your stealthy enough that could work and you get to watch a film - double entertainment.Or the public toilets in Duthie Park? I believe thats a well known spot.God, what am i talking bout, now i sound like a deviant.That was almost a stellar thousandth post. Instead it was a pretty decent 999th. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swingin' Ryan Posted October 5, 2009 Report Share Posted October 5, 2009 Or the cinema? When i was at school a mate of mine (and this isnt me by the way) got kicked out the cinema for getting wanked off in the back row.At the cinema I work in a used condom was once found in a screen in the middle seat, of the middle row of a sold out screen. That takes some serious balls (no pun intended). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fast Caz Posted October 5, 2009 Report Share Posted October 5, 2009 Go all out with style and fornicate in your parents bed and then spray your love fuzz all over your mums side of the be delightfully knowing when she lays in the bed, your semen will be adequately close to her love hole. I don't know. It beats shagging in a public toilet. Wouldn't know from personal experiance, coverig your parents bed in jism not bumping uglies in the local wc. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Preid Posted October 5, 2009 Report Share Posted October 5, 2009 I cant remember the last time a thread made me laugh. This thread is pure win, it should be stickied imo until 'his mate' finds a solution and reviews it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
waltz Posted October 5, 2009 Report Share Posted October 5, 2009 Are yr friends even married? If not, they're going to be living in sin and will go to hell. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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