Kai Posted October 1, 2009 Report Share Posted October 1, 2009 I've got this mate, right, and he's living with his parents at the moment and thus isn't allowed to 'entertain' his girlfriend whenever she comes back from uni to visit him. So my mate was wondering if anyone could recommend any secluded spots in Aberdeen that were conducive to... y'know... getting reacquainted without risking arrest for indecent exposure Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
unbroken Posted October 1, 2009 Report Share Posted October 1, 2009 your flat Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Graeme Posted October 1, 2009 Report Share Posted October 1, 2009 I've got this mate, right, and he's living with his parents at the moment and thus isn't allowed to 'entertain' his girlfriend whenever she comes back from uni to visit him. So my mate was wondering if anyone could recommend any secluded spots in Aberdeen that were conducive to... y'know... getting reacquainted without risking arrest for indecent exposure Why doesn't he buy a Stewart Milne flat? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chilli Posted October 1, 2009 Report Share Posted October 1, 2009 Why doesn't he buy a Stewart Milne flat?if u canna get more than 10 in a stuart milne flat, the floor is unlikely to stand fora couple having a passionate time....... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skubbs Posted October 1, 2009 Report Share Posted October 1, 2009 Your "mate"? Riiiight... stop being a cheap bastard and pay out for a hotel room/b&b.*oh and classy bird if she's happy to get shagged in any random, dark corner of Aberdeen. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scorge Posted October 1, 2009 Report Share Posted October 1, 2009 I was about to ask if there wasn't an aberdeen-dogging.com for this type of thing, but then I realised Kai is the type of deviant who would have found it by now anyway, ho ho.Can't see this thread staying up (fnar fnar) much longer..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kai Posted October 1, 2009 Author Report Share Posted October 1, 2009 My 'mate' says he's on Job Seeker's Allowance and thus can't afford a hotel. In my mate's experience, some of the classiest birds get off on being shagged in the most insalubrious places. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alkaline Posted October 1, 2009 Report Share Posted October 1, 2009 My 'mate' says he's on Job Seeker's Allowance and thus can't afford a hotel. In my mate's experience, some of the classiest birds get off on being shagged in the most insalubrious places.Like the back of a Volkswagen? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skubbs Posted October 1, 2009 Report Share Posted October 1, 2009 My 'mate' says he's on Job Seeker's Allowance and thus can't afford a hotel. In my mate's experience, some of the classiest birds get off on being shagged in the most insalubrious places.By classy does he mean paid for? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Kernel Loaf Posted October 1, 2009 Report Share Posted October 1, 2009 Ramboland. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Le Stu Posted October 1, 2009 Report Share Posted October 1, 2009 This thread = wow. I wouldn't even consider having a wank in my own flat without tunring the heating on right now. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fatboy Posted October 1, 2009 Report Share Posted October 1, 2009 they can use my place as long as i can watch Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TelecasterSam Posted October 1, 2009 Report Share Posted October 1, 2009 they can use my place as long as i can watchOh... now I was going to say that, but with the proviso, that I could video it, make loads of DVD copies, and sell them to all the porno lovers..... I'd make a mint !!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lemonade Posted October 1, 2009 Report Share Posted October 1, 2009 Wirelessly posted (LG-GC900/V10a Obigo/WAP2.0 Profile/MIDP-2.1 Configuration/CLDC-1.1)If tonight is anything to go by it's a bit fucking nippy for al fresco anything, unless you want your balls to be the size of raisins. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Murrr Posted October 1, 2009 Report Share Posted October 1, 2009 I'd say Seaton Park, but only if your definition of the word "sex" involves the terms "involuntary" and "forced". 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
waltz Posted October 1, 2009 Report Share Posted October 1, 2009 I'd recommend a premier travelodge, but you'd probably end up thinking about Lenny Henry the whole time you were having sex.Outside though? Come on, don't be lame. That shit's for hippies. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lemonade Posted October 1, 2009 Report Share Posted October 1, 2009 Wirelessly posted (LG-GC900/V10a Obigo/WAP2.0 Profile/MIDP-2.1 Configuration/CLDC-1.1)And drunk 14 year olds. And i should know, I'm usually the one plying them with drink. Sometimes i even give some to the girls as well. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
qzdiablo Posted October 2, 2009 Report Share Posted October 2, 2009 someone i know boned his gf over a gravestone in st nic's graveyard without getting bustedhe busted his johnson, however, due to the awkward positioning Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
qzdiablo Posted October 2, 2009 Report Share Posted October 2, 2009 or outraged ghostsyeah probably ghosts Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chris Posted October 2, 2009 Report Share Posted October 2, 2009 Like the back of a Volkswagen?Top marks!Hope someone who's able to gives you rep for that one. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alkaline Posted October 2, 2009 Report Share Posted October 2, 2009 someone i know boned his gf over a gravestone in st nic's graveyard without getting bustedhe busted his johnson, however, due to the awkward positioningFucking goths. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chris Posted October 2, 2009 Report Share Posted October 2, 2009 Fucking goths....is dangerous for your Johnson apparently. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dave-IRL Posted October 2, 2009 Report Share Posted October 2, 2009 Tent and 2 sleeping bags from Asda, about 20, reusable. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Adam Easy Wishes Posted October 2, 2009 Report Share Posted October 2, 2009 Mounthooly roundabout. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scottST Posted October 2, 2009 Report Share Posted October 2, 2009 that wee bit of greenery next to the threshers on george street 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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