Lemonade Posted October 2, 2009 Author Report Share Posted October 2, 2009 Worst films of this decade list:ROTTEN TOMATOES: Worst of the Worst 2009Of that lot I've only seen:Envy (2004) - undoubtedly the least funny comedy I've ever seen. It truly was a painful experience sitting through that. You'd expect it to be good as well with Ben Stiller and Jack Black in it. Just fucking horrible from start to finish.Christmas with the Kranks (2004) - which really wasn't that bad. Jamie Lee Curtis was awful in it though. In fact here's what I said about it at the time (although I got the name wrong).Oh I forgot, I also watched some Xmas movies at the weekend.Xmas with The Kramps, a Tim Allen vehicle which also reunites Dan Aykroyd and Jamie Lee Curtis. Aykroyd is dependable as ever, but Jamie Lee Curtis is given nothing to do except be neurotic and scream a lot. She's just annoying in it. It was an alright film, not great. Tim Allen and Dan Aykroyd save it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Sloth Posted October 2, 2009 Report Share Posted October 2, 2009 Killjoy (2000) (V)Killjoy, thats the worst thing ive seen...I wanted to rip my eyes out!I thought Envy was ace. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheTickingTime-Bomb Posted October 2, 2009 Report Share Posted October 2, 2009 Agreed. I walked out of the cinema...I do that after every trip to the cinema. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MC Nice Andrew Posted October 2, 2009 Report Share Posted October 2, 2009 Killjoy (2000) (V)Killjoy, thats the worst thing ive seen...I wanted to rip my eyes out!I thought Envy was ace.I thought the making of really contextualized it, also being paramount to its greatness; everyone involved thought they were part of this amazing project.The way the bad guy stayed in charechter in the making of, pure cinematic gold. I wanna watch it again.Can i borrow it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soda Jerk Posted October 2, 2009 Report Share Posted October 2, 2009 Of that lot I've only seen:Envy (2004) - undoubtedly the least funny comedy I've ever seen. It truly was a painful experience sitting through that. You'd expect it to be good as well with Ben Stiller and Jack Black in it. Just fucking horrible from start to finish.I expected this to be good, as I expected Jack Black to be a full-on smarmy bell end, which is a character he plays so well. But, he's far too nice and charming. Eugh. Gross. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shaki Posted October 2, 2009 Report Share Posted October 2, 2009 Is Nacho Libre on any of these lists? That's got to be one of the worst films I've ever seen. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soda Jerk Posted October 2, 2009 Report Share Posted October 2, 2009 I've not seen that yet. Is it that bad? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shaki Posted October 2, 2009 Report Share Posted October 2, 2009 I've not seen that yet. Is it that bad?Yes and I quite like(d) Jack Black and am partial to a mindless goofball comedy. I didn't laugh once. There's a hot nun in it though. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Sloth Posted October 2, 2009 Report Share Posted October 2, 2009 I thought the making of really contextualized it, also being paramount to its greatness; everyone involved thought they were part of this amazing project.The way the bad guy stayed in charechter in the making of, pure cinematic gold. I wanna watch it again.Can i borrow it.hmmmm I smashed it and put it in the bin haha, it disgusted me to look at it...did Mathew not buy it too? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monster Zero Posted October 2, 2009 Report Share Posted October 2, 2009 Worst films of this decade list:ROTTEN TOMATOES: Worst of the Worst 2009From that list I've seen - Basic Instinct 2 - Bad. Like, really bad. Even Sharon Stone's boobs couldn't save it, if we want to get shallow about it.Johnson Family Vacation - I'm sure I saw this but can't remember much about it.Swept Away - Can't believe Guy Ritchie made this after lock Stock and Snatch. Amazing how he got quite good again once he got rid of that awful harridan. Good Luck Chuck - Sex comedy type thing, which is OK if done well but this one = not good.The Master of Disguise - A recommendation by my other half. Awful.Killing Me Softly - Several dollops of Heather Graham's boobs can't save it although it did at least make some of it watchable. Joseph Fiennes as hard man just doesn't work for me. There's a few on there I've thought about watching, perhaps I've had a lucky escape. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skubbs Posted October 4, 2009 Report Share Posted October 4, 2009 Is Nacho Libre on any of these lists? That's got to be one of the worst films I've ever seen.That film is so irritating! It was built up to be hilarious and it was utter crap! I walked out of the cinema after about 20 minutes into Miami Vice. I think Colin Farrell is gorgeous but not enough to cover up how gash that film was. A lot of his films are pretty shit, come to think of it... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skubbs Posted October 4, 2009 Report Share Posted October 4, 2009 Out of those 100 in the rotten tomatoes list, I've seen Godsend, The Covenant, Rollerball, Battlefied Earth and Meet the Spartans. I am shamed lol Godsend was boring, The Covenant was hilarious in that the acting was utterly awful, Rollerball I fell asleep half way through; all I remember is it being so bored I was happy to be drifting off to sleep. Battlefield Earth was just dreadful, but I will confess to giggling at Meet the Spartans.Has anyone seen Outlander with Jim Cavieziel (is that how you spell it?). Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kai Posted October 4, 2009 Report Share Posted October 4, 2009 Thankfully most of the least best films I've ever seen were so forgettable I can't remember them. I do recall wasting 90 minutes of my wasted life on some rom-com atrocity called Along Came Polly involving Jennifer Aniston and a ferret, or perhaps Jennifer Aniston was the ferret, who knows? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dan G Posted October 5, 2009 Report Share Posted October 5, 2009 ten years from now "freddy got fingered" will finally attain recognition as a mis-understood masterpieceAgree. That film was insanely brilliant. Thought it was rubbish first time I saw it, but it's great. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Sloth Posted October 5, 2009 Report Share Posted October 5, 2009 Thankfully most of the least best films I've ever seen were so forgettable I can't remember them. I do recall wasting 90 minutes of my wasted life on some rom-com atrocity called Along Came Polly involving Jennifer Aniston and a ferret, or perhaps Jennifer Aniston was the ferret, who knows?I watched that on TV the other week when I was hungover, it was absolute rubbish. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Teabags Posted October 5, 2009 Report Share Posted October 5, 2009 Waterworld is a masterpieceFixed. Waterworld is incredible. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lemonade Posted October 5, 2009 Author Report Share Posted October 5, 2009 Waterworld is a ringpiece. It doesn't even make sense. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monster Zero Posted October 5, 2009 Report Share Posted October 5, 2009 'Along Came Polly' is one of the better efforts in that kind of genre in my humble judgement. Philip Seymour Hoffman playing basketball is amazing. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DJ Jo-D Posted October 5, 2009 Report Share Posted October 5, 2009 I can't believe Barbed wire hasn't got a lookin!Disaster Movie really was keck, well the first 30mins I watchedBut I am glad to see there is a nice fresh list of B movies I now want to see! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Teabags Posted October 5, 2009 Report Share Posted October 5, 2009 This movie is far worse: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HeinzHines Posted October 5, 2009 Report Share Posted October 5, 2009 This movie is far worse: You are so far off the mark, Party Monster is great! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DJ Jo-D Posted October 5, 2009 Report Share Posted October 5, 2009 Murder party is pretty rubbish but in a good as cause I managed to watch it all the way through - I do quite like rubbishy movies that are done in humour! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Sloth Posted October 6, 2009 Report Share Posted October 6, 2009 Fixed. Waterworld is incredible.I agree. I bought it on video when it came out and everything. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Teabags Posted October 6, 2009 Report Share Posted October 6, 2009 We should watch Waterworld round at yours tonight. Few beers. Mutant Kevin Costner. Sorted. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monster Zero Posted October 6, 2009 Report Share Posted October 6, 2009 You are so far off the mark, Party Monster is great!I saw that, it wasn't totally bad but I didn't like it that much either. It was just weird watching Macauley Culkin and he never screamed 'AAAAAGGGGGHHHHHH' into the camera but once. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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