Shaki Posted September 28, 2009 Report Share Posted September 28, 2009 BBC NEWS | UK | Officer faces G20 assault chargeI don't really care, I just found it hilarious that the perpetrator was called Sgt. Smellie! If ever someone was going to join the police and abuse their powers in this way it was going to be someone who went through school with a name like Delroy Smellie. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bigsby Posted September 28, 2009 Report Share Posted September 28, 2009 I don't really care, I just found it hilarious that the perpetrator was called Sgt. Smellie! And he got caught 'cause of telly.**Possibly a mobile phone, I can't remember, but mobile phone doesn't rhyme with Smellie. I suppose if you were American you might say "Cellie". Maybe. In fact, I guess Sgt Smellie will now be locked in a cellie. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Adam Easy Wishes Posted September 28, 2009 Report Share Posted September 28, 2009 *Possibly a mobile phone, I can't remember, but mobile phone doesn't rhyme with Smellie. I suppose if you were American you might say "Cellie". Maybe. In fact, I guess Sgt Smellie will now be locked in a cellie.Unless he takes it to that shop in the market...think it only costs about a tenner. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bigsby Posted September 28, 2009 Report Share Posted September 28, 2009 Being a cop, the other lags will make his life helly.And turn his arse to jelly. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shaki Posted September 28, 2009 Author Report Share Posted September 28, 2009 Being a cop, the other lags will make his life helly.And turn his arse to jelly.All because he's a yellow belly Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lemonade Posted September 28, 2009 Report Share Posted September 28, 2009 He's probably shaking in his wellies. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shaki Posted September 28, 2009 Author Report Share Posted September 28, 2009 Perhaps his former colleagues in the Met will wear sticking plasters on their faces every day that he is behind bars as a show of solidarity. .........just like that cunt Nelly Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Adam Easy Wishes Posted September 28, 2009 Report Share Posted September 28, 2009 Perhaps when he's out he'll tell his side of the story in a revealing interview on LK Today with Lorraine Kelly. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scootray Posted September 28, 2009 Report Share Posted September 28, 2009 And find a new career by possibly being the new Pele Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bigsby Posted September 28, 2009 Report Share Posted September 28, 2009 Or alternatively hide out somewhere obscure like Lochgelly. With Tanya Donnely out of Belly. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shaki Posted September 28, 2009 Author Report Share Posted September 28, 2009 Or join the army and be stationed on a Greek Island where he will fall in love with a local girl......like Captain Corelli Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pierre Von Mondragon Posted September 28, 2009 Report Share Posted September 28, 2009 Maybe he likes to eat a nice meal fae Christoph Novelli?, while watching repeats of 'Shelley', with Hywl Bennett(elli) 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Adam Easy Wishes Posted September 28, 2009 Report Share Posted September 28, 2009 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scootray Posted September 28, 2009 Report Share Posted September 28, 2009 I have an empty tub of Gino Ginelli in the house somewhere with pogs in it from years gone by. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alan Cynic Posted September 28, 2009 Report Share Posted September 28, 2009 That sounds just swelly. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monster Zero Posted September 28, 2009 Report Share Posted September 28, 2009 Policeman in jail,His arse got some welly,Inmates are happy,Tho dicks are now smelly. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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