Dan G Posted July 16, 2009 Report Share Posted July 16, 2009 Woman with big breasts needs thermostat fixed.Woman calls thermostat repair man.Repairman comes round. Instead of fixing the existing thermostat or replacing with a new one, they both decide it would be a good idea for him to whip out his penis and destroy her farter. 15 minutes of violent anal intercourse ensues.Man ejaculates over woman's face and leaves. Thermostat remains in a state of disrepair, beautifully adding suspense, a lack of resolve and intelligently setting the story up for a sequel.Credits roll. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Bob Posted July 16, 2009 Report Share Posted July 16, 2009 they both decide it would be a good idea for him to whip out his penis and destroy her farterDoes she say "Destroy my farter", in the movie? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DJ Jo-D Posted July 16, 2009 Report Share Posted July 16, 2009 Thermostat remains in a state of disrepair, beautifully adding suspense, a lack of resolve and intelligently setting the story up for a sequel.Credits roll.You could also then later do a prequel on how the thermo stat broke in the first place Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Bob Posted July 16, 2009 Report Share Posted July 16, 2009 You could also then later do a prequel on how the thermo stat broke in the first placeOr you could make the prequel first. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lemonade Posted July 16, 2009 Author Report Share Posted July 16, 2009 You should try and squeeze in the line "No Luke..... I am your farter." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Bob Posted July 16, 2009 Report Share Posted July 16, 2009 You should try and squeeze in the line "No Luke..... I am your farter."I was saving that joke for later. And surely it would be squeezed out. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dan G Posted July 16, 2009 Report Share Posted July 16, 2009 Does she say "Destroy my farter", in the movie?In broken Hungarian-English, I believe so. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dan G Posted July 16, 2009 Report Share Posted July 16, 2009 You should try and squeeze in the line "No Luke..... I am your farter."Yeah, like Bob says - this line needs to be saved for the sequel... "The Cream-pier Strikes Back" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DJ Jo-D Posted July 16, 2009 Report Share Posted July 16, 2009 Or you could make the prequel first.na play with the audience! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dan G Posted July 16, 2009 Report Share Posted July 16, 2009 na play with the audience!play with yourself first. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soda Jerk Posted July 16, 2009 Report Share Posted July 16, 2009 I will finance all of these films.Too headfucky. I will not be financing this film. However throw in Adam Sandler falling in love with an inanimate object (plus cameos from Rob Schneider, Steve Buscemi and John McEnroe) and we could reach some sort of agreement.Sandler, Schneider, Buscemi and McEnroe would be a dream of a comedy foursome. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ashhh Posted July 16, 2009 Report Share Posted July 16, 2009 "rob schneider is a wall street executive with everything going for him... only problem is, he's about to become....A CARROT!"ahh south park. can someone please finance a real version of "fighting round the world"? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DJ Jo-D Posted July 16, 2009 Report Share Posted July 16, 2009 crime fighting carrot.......army of the vegetables Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lemonade Posted July 16, 2009 Author Report Share Posted July 16, 2009 Sandler, Schneider, Buscemi and McEnroe would be a dream of a comedy foursome.It must have happened already. I'm going to find out. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soda Jerk Posted July 16, 2009 Report Share Posted July 16, 2009 Well, if John McEnroe was in Big Daddy then it could have happened.Would he have any other lines apart from "You cannot be serious?" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest idol_wild Posted July 16, 2009 Report Share Posted July 16, 2009 Well, if John McEnroe was in Big Daddy then it could have happened.Would he have any other lines apart from "You cannot be serious?"Yeah:"IT WAS ON THE LINE" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lemonade Posted July 16, 2009 Author Report Share Posted July 16, 2009 The Internet Movie Database (IMDb) suggests:IMDb joint venture searchAdam Sandler & John McEnroe appear together in:Mr. Deeds (2002)Anger Management (2003)You Don't Mess with the Zohan (2008)Adam Sandler & Steve Buscemi appear together in:Airheads (1994) Billy Madison (1995)The Wedding Singer (1998) Big Daddy (1999)Mr. Deeds (2002) I Now Pronounce You Chuck & Larry (2007)Adam Sandler & Rob Schneider appear together in:The Waterboy (1998) Big Daddy (1999)Little Nicky (2000) The Animal (2001) Mr. Deeds (2002)The Hot Chick (2002)50 First Dates (2004) Deuce Bigalow: European Gigolo (2005) The Longest Yard (2005)Click (2006)I Now Pronounce You Chuck & Larry (2007)Bedtime Stories (2008) You Don't Mess with the Zohan (2008) So there's your answer. Mr Deeds. Which is shit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dan G Posted July 16, 2009 Report Share Posted July 16, 2009 Yeah:"IT WAS ON THE LINE"yep, and also:"Chalk flew up. CHALK FLEW UP!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scootray Posted July 16, 2009 Report Share Posted July 16, 2009 Woman with big breasts needs thermostat fixed.Woman calls thermostat repair man.Repairman comes round. Instead of fixing the existing thermostat or replacing with a new one, they both decide it would be a good idea for him to whip out his penis and destroy her farter. 15 minutes of violent anal intercourse ensues.Man ejaculates over woman's face and leaves. Thermostat remains in a state of disrepair, beautifully adding suspense, a lack of resolve and intelligently setting the story up for a sequel.Credits roll.Holy shit, I've just sat here for 5 minutes laughing at "destroy her farter". How immature. You'd be getting rep if I had some more to give. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nev Posted July 16, 2009 Report Share Posted July 16, 2009 destroy her farterYou should try and squeeze in the line "No Luke..... I am your farter."Both of these deserve rep, but I've already given both of you it recently**Not at the same time Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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