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Woman with big breasts needs thermostat fixed.

Woman calls thermostat repair man.

Repairman comes round. Instead of fixing the existing thermostat or replacing with a new one, they both decide it would be a good idea for him to whip out his penis and destroy her farter. 15 minutes of violent anal intercourse ensues.

Man ejaculates over woman's face and leaves.

Thermostat remains in a state of disrepair, beautifully adding suspense, a lack of resolve and intelligently setting the story up for a sequel.

Credits roll.

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I will finance all of these films.

Too headfucky. I will not be financing this film. However throw in Adam Sandler falling in love with an inanimate object (plus cameos from Rob Schneider, Steve Buscemi and John McEnroe) and we could reach some sort of agreement.

Sandler, Schneider, Buscemi and McEnroe would be a dream of a comedy foursome.

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Well, if John McEnroe was in Big Daddy then it could have happened.

Would he have any other lines apart from "You cannot be serious?"

Yeah:

"IT WAS ON THE LINE"

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The Internet Movie Database (IMDb) suggests:

IMDb joint venture search

Adam Sandler & John McEnroe appear together in:

Mr. Deeds (2002)

Anger Management (2003)

You Don't Mess with the Zohan (2008)

Adam Sandler & Steve Buscemi appear together in:

Airheads (1994)

Billy Madison (1995)

The Wedding Singer (1998)

Big Daddy (1999)

Mr. Deeds (2002)

I Now Pronounce You Chuck & Larry (2007)

Adam Sandler & Rob Schneider appear together in:

The Waterboy (1998)

Big Daddy (1999)

Little Nicky (2000)

The Animal (2001)

Mr. Deeds (2002)

The Hot Chick (2002)

50 First Dates (2004)

Deuce Bigalow: European Gigolo (2005)

The Longest Yard (2005)

Click (2006)

I Now Pronounce You Chuck & Larry (2007)

Bedtime Stories (2008)

You Don't Mess with the Zohan (2008)

So there's your answer. Mr Deeds. Which is shit.

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Woman with big breasts needs thermostat fixed.

Woman calls thermostat repair man.

Repairman comes round. Instead of fixing the existing thermostat or replacing with a new one, they both decide it would be a good idea for him to whip out his penis and destroy her farter. 15 minutes of violent anal intercourse ensues.

Man ejaculates over woman's face and leaves.

Thermostat remains in a state of disrepair, beautifully adding suspense, a lack of resolve and intelligently setting the story up for a sequel.

Credits roll.

Holy shit, I've just sat here for 5 minutes laughing at "destroy her farter". How immature. You'd be getting rep if I had some more to give.

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