Steven Milne Posted June 29, 2009 Report Share Posted June 29, 2009 Hey guys,would you be interested in seeing the following line up?and if so, how much would you pay?Chopper Read (as in THE chopper, from the film)Anal CuntAnal Cunt - Wikipedia, the free encyclopediaHaggisHaggis - Band Biography and mp3s/songs,Hardcore Music/Emo Music/Screamo Music/Metal Music/Punk Rock Music Band Profile / Emo Music Bands mp3 / Indie Rock Bands - free mp3 music downloads / Stream free Mp3 Audio Files @ Stereokiller.com Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HateEvent Posted June 29, 2009 Report Share Posted June 29, 2009 That'd be awesome to see Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
qzdiablo Posted June 30, 2009 Report Share Posted June 30, 2009 i read chopper's cds are recordings of him describing his life of robbery and toe-removal mixed with hip-hop beatsshould we expect something similar here? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest orphan Posted June 30, 2009 Report Share Posted June 30, 2009 I will pay money to see Anal Cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dan G Posted June 30, 2009 Report Share Posted June 30, 2009 Can't see too many woman wanting to go, unless they like being reminded why they are the inferior sex. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paulscoconutass Posted June 30, 2009 Report Share Posted June 30, 2009 Chopper Read's apparently a stand-up comedian these days... his website reckons you'll laugh your ears off! (No joke) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
threeornothing Posted June 30, 2009 Report Share Posted June 30, 2009 I'm sure the owners of the establishment will love you for this...."The atmosphere was already tense by the time Anal Cunt went on stage and there had already been confrontations between band members and the club owner, Steven Faber, who had told the bands to keep the noise down for the benefit of the lounge's 'regulars', who were competing in a darts tournament. The club itself was known for violence, with the police having been called there on numerous occasions on reports of assault.The fight, which can be heard in the background of Anal Cunt's performance on the recording, started with band and audience members throwing small objects at each other but during Anal Cunt's first song, Song #6, people started throwing chairs. The disappearance of Seth Putnam's vocals partway through the recording can be explained by the fact that he wanted to get involved in the fight, recalling the violence of some of the band's previous concerts.During the ensuing chair fight, a bartender by the name of Cynthia Nystrom was injured by the neck of a guitar, receiving a serious wound across her chin. With many fistfights breaking out across the floor, the club owner, Steven Faber, intervened, swinging at various musicians with his fist. Seth Putnam reacted by kicking him several times, at which point an unknown assailant struck Faber's face with end of a weighted microphone stand, causing him to fall back into the drum kit. He sustained serious facial injuries, including a broken cheekbone and concussion, for which he would be taken to South Shore Hospital for treatment." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Teabags Posted June 30, 2009 Report Share Posted June 30, 2009 Would love to see Chopper Read, but seen Anal Cunt before, and they were utter twats. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dan G Posted June 30, 2009 Report Share Posted June 30, 2009 Would love to see Chopper Read, but seen Anal Cunt before, and they were utter twats.I've heard this from many sources. It's a shame. I used to find all their lyrics absolute comecy genius when I thought they were ironic or tongue in cheek or solely with the aim of being as offensive as possible. However, I've subsequently found out that a lot of the views portrayed in them are serious, and unfortunately that takes away some of their satirical quality. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Teabags Posted June 30, 2009 Report Share Posted June 30, 2009 I've heard this from many sources. It's a shame. I used to find all their lyrics absolute comecy genius when I thought they were ironic or tongue in cheek or solely with the aim of being as offensive as possible. However, I've subsequently found out that a lot of the views portrayed in them are serious, and unfortunately that takes away some of their satirical quality.I can't say I dislike their music. But when they're sitting their with swastikas and SS Death-head skulls on all their clothes and being complete cunts to everyone around them, they end up as exactly that, cunts. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dan G Posted June 30, 2009 Report Share Posted June 30, 2009 I can't say I dislike their music. But when they're sitting their with swastikas and SS Death-head skulls on all their clothes and being complete cunts to everyone around them, they end up as exactly that, cunts.yep, agreed. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steven Milne Posted June 30, 2009 Author Report Share Posted June 30, 2009 Thanks for the feedback guys.Good to see some people would be up for this if it does happen.I agree with your points about the guys in the band being potentially difficult / trouble.Its one of the reasons im currently in two minds about this.Got potential to do it but not sure how itll do / if its a potential nightmare.Ive dealt with difficult bands before and its an absolute pain in the arse.Thanks again for the feedback. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dan G Posted June 30, 2009 Report Share Posted June 30, 2009 Ive dealt with difficult bands before and its an absolute pain in the arse.There's difficult... and then there's woman-beating, fag-hating, neo-nazi, racist-fascists and an ex-convict armed-robber nutter who used to regularly kill people. But don't let that put you off... I still think you should go for it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
davewarden Posted June 30, 2009 Report Share Posted June 30, 2009 :: The Luminaire :: The UK's best live music venue > Live Music October 2009 > ANAL CUNT + HAGGIS + Special Guest MARK 'CHOPPER' READLink here with what the plan is.Drinking competiton sounds dead cool...really! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steven Milne Posted June 30, 2009 Author Report Share Posted June 30, 2009 Yeah! As i said, Im not too sure about it.But then again I survived Mayhem - just! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hog Posted June 30, 2009 Report Share Posted June 30, 2009 Not sure...would love to see Anal Cunt but if they taken their lyrics/message seriously then I shall give the gig a body swerve. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gus Chamber Posted June 30, 2009 Report Share Posted June 30, 2009 I can't say I dislike their music. But when they're sitting their with swastikas and SS Death-head skulls on all their clothes and being complete cunts to everyone around them, they end up as exactly that, cunts.Which they'll keep doing as long as people let themselves get wound up about it.It doesn't REALLY matter... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Teabags Posted July 1, 2009 Report Share Posted July 1, 2009 Which they'll keep doing as long as people let themselves get wound up about it.It doesn't REALLY matter...When the promoter puts you in a room for your night, which he got through a favour, and the room is located in student halls, and then the band rip the radiator off the wall, chuck it through a window, then trash the room before going to get their plane...it matters. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flash@TMB Posted July 1, 2009 Report Share Posted July 1, 2009 We got offered this gig a couple of weeks back. Got as far as trying to arrange dates, but think there was a clash.I like Chopper but would reject the gig based on the information about Anal Cunt though. Life is too short. Sounds like we had a near miss. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Teabags Posted July 1, 2009 Report Share Posted July 1, 2009 We got offered this gig a couple of weeks back. Got as far as trying to arrange dates, but think there was a clash.I like Chopper but would reject the gig based on the information about Anal Cunt though. Life is too short. Sounds like we had a near miss.I thought it was just chopper. Else I'd have let you know straight up. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gus Chamber Posted July 1, 2009 Report Share Posted July 1, 2009 When the promoter puts you in a room for your night, which he got through a favour, and the room is located in student halls, and then the band rip the radiator off the wall, chuck it through a window, then trash the room before going to get their plane...it matters.Rock n' roll ain't what it used to be... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Sloth Posted July 1, 2009 Report Share Posted July 1, 2009 Rock n' roll ain't what it used to be...Yeah, they forgot to throw the TV out the window... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RodThunder Posted July 1, 2009 Report Share Posted July 1, 2009 Just read this on UGS; apparently it's their booking stipulations and guarantees etc- might be worth a look/ laugh for anyone even vaguely interested in this gig on any level, particularly whoever is thinking about booking it;"We have two ways of booking this show:1 Way:*The bands play for 100% of the door after break evenwith 20 euro (or the equivalent in whatever currency is used) tickets/entrancefee. Promoter supplies proper P.A and Rider.2nd Way:*The band gets a guarantee of 3500 euro + 25% of thedoor after break even. Venue/promoter supplies proper P.A and Rider.Note: The bands bring full backline. Venue/promoter must provide aproper P.A and sound engineer that is not retarded, deaf or can't speak English!Also if the venue does not have ashower, Venue/promoter must also pay for a hotel room nearby where we can get cleaned up.The venue MUST have a backstage with room enough for both bandsThe venue MUST have a stage; we don't play on the fucking floor!The venue MUST have a space set up for our merch with proper lightsOne (1) Local act is allowed as support, but to be honest, its not neededRider:1 Hot meal pr travelling member, MEAT no vegetarian crap!All beverages are to be served COLD!even the red wine.2 Large pizzas with MOZZARELLA cheese, tomato/marinarasauce, and pizza dough.2 750 ml (or litre) bottle of Jim Beam (or 3 Litres of Jack Daniels)1 Case of Guinness and 3 cases of high quality local beer with a minimumalcohol percentage of 4.5%44 Drink tickets if show is at a place that has a bar12 Cans or bottles of sprite or ginger ale (super important, Seth cant singwithout this)26 Cans or bottles of coke (plastic bottles will not do!)24 Bottles of spring water and 2 bottles of cheap-ass red wine with a minimum alcohol percentage of 12%2 Pack's of Marlboro lights cigarettes, 10 big towels, plenty of ice cubes,cups, various sweets and snacks " Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bonesaw Bazz Posted July 1, 2009 Report Share Posted July 1, 2009 Just read this on UGS; apparently it's their booking stipulations and guarantees etc- might be worth a look/ laugh for anyone even vaguely interested in this gig on any level, particularly whoever is thinking about booking it;"We have two ways of booking this show:1 Way:*The bands play for 100% of the door after break evenwith 20 euro (or the equivalent in whatever currency is used) tickets/entrancefee. Promoter supplies proper P.A and Rider.2nd Way:*The band gets a guarantee of 3500 euro + 25% of thedoor after break even. Venue/promoter supplies proper P.A and Rider.Note: The bands bring full backline. Venue/promoter must provide aproper P.A and sound engineer that is not retarded, deaf or can't speak English!Also if the venue does not have ashower, Venue/promoter must also pay for a hotel room nearby where we can get cleaned up.The venue MUST have a backstage with room enough for both bandsThe venue MUST have a stage; we don't play on the fucking floor!The venue MUST have a space set up for our merch with proper lightsOne (1) Local act is allowed as support, but to be honest, its not neededRider:1 Hot meal pr travelling member, MEAT no vegetarian crap!All beverages are to be served COLD!even the red wine.2 Large pizzas with MOZZARELLA cheese, tomato/marinarasauce, and pizza dough.2 750 ml (or litre) bottle of Jim Beam (or 3 Litres of Jack Daniels)1 Case of Guinness and 3 cases of high quality local beer with a minimumalcohol percentage of 4.5%44 Drink tickets if show is at a place that has a bar12 Cans or bottles of sprite or ginger ale (super important, Seth cant singwithout this)26 Cans or bottles of coke (plastic bottles will not do!)24 Bottles of spring water and 2 bottles of cheap-ass red wine with a minimum alcohol percentage of 12%2 Pack's of Marlboro lights cigarettes, 10 big towels, plenty of ice cubes,cups, various sweets and snacks "Never gonna happen... like i'd turn up anyway.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Laura@TMB Posted July 1, 2009 Report Share Posted July 1, 2009 I thought it was just chopper. Else I'd have let you know straight up.The original phone call from Mrs Chopper to one of our colleagues mentioned there being a support act, but I am sure they were "listed" as a stand-up act. I think even someone of my age-ing years and forgetfulness would remember the name Anal Cunt... Of course, I'd probably remember their name as being Rectal Fanny, or something similar, but hey ho, water under the bridge now. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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