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There should be the same kind of system in places selling food that there is in bars. In a pub, If you appear to be drunk, you don't get served.

In Mcdonalds they should say to the proper flesh blimps ...'sorry I can't serve you, I think you've had enough.'

And for people teetering on the edge of fattydom they should allow them a half salad but confiscate their keys so they have to walk home.

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I don't mean slightly over weight people

but you know those ones who have arms that are like legs, and actually have a front arse hanging between their legs. They walk like john Wayne...

fucking hate them.

Fatties should be put down.

/rant.

I'd like to disagree with you.

but I don't.

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They should be raced until they either slim or perish, in amphitheatres like in Roman times. They shall have a 5 minute head start until we unleash the bears. In training, they shall be fed on Special K and that really watery skimmed milk. No sugar!

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They should be raced until they either slim or perish, in amphitheatres like in Roman times. They shall have a 5 minute head start until we unleash the bears. In training, they shall be fed on Special K and that really watery skimmed milk. No sugar!

I have never met you; but if I ever do, I'd like to buy you a pint.

Something that really bothers me is fatties on planes and buses.

1. why can fatty +luggage be allowed on, but I have to pay extra for my heavy luggage even if it weighs less than the fatty and their non heavy luggage?

2. Fatties should have to buy extra seats so I don't end up sat on half a seat with their sweaty fat rolls falling all over me.

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I've heard it referred to as a Gooch, also.

There's just no need for someone to acquire one.

I thought the gooch was the area of skin between the bawsack and the poophole. I'd need to check with a doctor though.

I hate seeing fat people wave. Every square inch of skin on their arm seems to move independently and it makes me sick.

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I've heard it referred to as a Gooch, also.

There's just no need for someone to acquire one.

The man quoting Marcus Brigstocke is right (?!)

The gooch usually refers to the perenium of either sex, i.e "My Girlfriend had a sweaty gooch after the cross country bike ride"

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I don't mind fat people.

However, I do mind parents who take their fat kids to mcdonalds.

Also, fat ladies who actually wear clothes that flaunt the flabby stomach. Honestly, it's delusional that a fat gut is sexy... Or perhaps they have convinced themselves that they look like a supermodel with their Dunlop tyre sticking out

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I hate fat people who drink diet coke with a burger, or buy some fruit with a Starbucks coffee.

You're doing it wrong.

i'm not fat, and i drink diet coke with a burger, and sometimes have fruit and a coffee?

So clearly didnt mean you as it says fat people and you said your not fat...So i guess he hasn't a hatred for you....

I love fat people...I can never eat a whole one though...

Its the fat person smell i hate (like there b.o has b.o or something)....And there sweaty top lips hate them anaw.......

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So clearly didnt mean you as it says fat people and you said your not fat...So i guess he hasn't a hatred for you....

but surely it should make no difference whether a fat person orders that or a slim person does? surely it would be better for them to order the diet coke/burger combination...? he just sounds a little silly. i mean, yeah the burger is unhealthy, but the diet coke is at least helping out a tiny bit with calories. a lot of fat people just can't be assed doing anything about it. as a once fat person, i know i used to not give a shit about what i ate.

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i'm not fat, and i drink diet coke with a burger, and sometimes have fruit and a coffee?

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but surely it should make no difference whether a fat person orders that or a slim person does? surely it would be better for them to order the diet coke/burger combination...? he just sounds a little silly. i mean' date=' yeah the burger is unhealthy, but the diet coke is at least helping out a tiny bit with calories. a lot of fat people just can't be assed doing anything about it. as a once fat person, i know i used to not give a shit about what i ate.[/quote']

You are the one that sounds silly because didn't even understand what I meant:

Healthy option + calorie-tastic option = you're doing it wrong, especially if you are on a diet.

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2. Fatties should have to buy extra seats so I don't end up sat on half a seat with their sweaty fat rolls falling all over me.

I don't know if it is certain airlines or an industry standard but if you are over a certain girth you have to buy two seats. I know this because some behemoth I used to work with and her surely-the-fattest-man-in-Aberdeen husband were made to do this for a flight, much to her chubby indignation. They both smoked a shit load too meaning each laboured breath was a guttural wheeze, complimenting their grotesque appearance.

It's a shame really, as is any self destructive addiction, but I can't help feeling that a bit of bullying should be applied by all rather than sympathy or encouragement to be big and proud.

:popcorn::popcorn::popcorn::popcorn::popcorn::popcorn::popcorn::puke:

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