Dan G Posted June 18, 2009 Report Share Posted June 18, 2009 He was caught stealing kitchen utensils from John Lewis, apparently.When questioned by the police he said, "it was a whisk I was prepared to take." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
paranoid Posted June 18, 2009 Report Share Posted June 18, 2009 I LOL'd. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dan G Posted June 18, 2009 Author Report Share Posted June 18, 2009 18 June 2009Moderator HQ,Aberdeen-music.com,Teh Interwebz,Cyberspace.FAO: ModeratorsDear Sirs,RECENT REMOVAL OF 'JONATHAN ROSS ARRESTED FOR SHOPLIFTING' THREAD FROM GENERAL DISCUSSION FORUM. REF NO: BS01-180609I refer to your recent removal of the above thread from the general discussion forum and subsequent repositioning within the humour sub-forum. Whilst I appreciate that you have assessed the content of the thread in question, and deemed it worthy of a place within the revered humour section of this website, I put it to you that this was a large mistake based on your obvious misunderstanding of the concept of satire. I recognise your roles as moderators have been designated upon you due to an apparent absence of a sense of humour, and therefore I am very understanding in how this mistake may have occurred.Humour is an entirely subjective concept, and one could deduce that something may only be considered humour once a large enough percentage of the people observing it respond with an appreciative comment, acronymic expression of laughter or enjoyment (e.g. lol, lmao or rofl), smiley face or in the case of this website, the much sought-after positive reputation points.Due to the clearly underwhelming performance of this thread in the Views vs Positive respsonses ratio I am left to assume that my original post is objectively NOT humour. In fact at the time of writing, the only lol was offered by a grown man who listens to rapping clowns, an attribute that negates his opinion on anything and everything except the best place to hire an act for working class childrens birthday parties.I trust we can settle this matter by returning the thread to its original location within the general discussion forum.I look forward to your response. Yours faithfully,Daniel P. Goldsworthy BSc (Hons) MArch. 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
paranoid Posted June 18, 2009 Report Share Posted June 18, 2009 I LOL'd again, you cunt. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paul_Victory Posted June 18, 2009 Report Share Posted June 18, 2009 I would respond with an acronym showing my appreciation and then give you the much sought reputation points, but it would appear that i have wasted them for you recently and given them to you for something else.iv spread, need not worry this post does not go unoticed 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TR!ΔNGL€ T€€TH Posted June 18, 2009 Report Share Posted June 18, 2009 He was caught stealing kitchen utensils from John Lewis, apparently.When questioned by the police he said, "it was a whisk I was prepared to take."Terry Wogan told this joke today on his radio show. I laughed... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alan Cynic Posted June 19, 2009 Report Share Posted June 19, 2009 For forks sake man...I thought this was a true story!I would've enoyed the grilling he would've got from the grater London police, too. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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