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So one of my all-time faves the other day...

Homer and Marge are in Lionel Hutz office, looking for legal advice.

Homer hands Hutz one of his flyers that reads...

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Hutz, grabs it scribbles on it, claiming that there was an error at the printers...

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I fucking love that one

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When the nuclear power plant gets bought by Germans:

"Homer, could we have a word with you?"

"No."

"I must have phrased that badly. My English is, how you say, inelegant. I meant to say, may we have a brief friendly chat."

"No."

"Once again, I have failed. We request the pleasure of your company for a free exchange of ideas."

"Aaaahh!"

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I got season 10 on DVD for Christmas. Reviews seem to suggest it's the beginning of the 'decline'. Clueless. I watched it all in one day (didn't get a whole lot else done that day) and every episode is a winner. The one where Homer becomes an inventor is excellent, and the one where Red Barclay dies so Homer drives his truck to Atlanta; so good. Not a bad episode on it.

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