Soda Jerk Posted June 17, 2009 Report Share Posted June 17, 2009 "Ooh. A fresh batch of America Balls!"Your turn. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lemonade Posted June 17, 2009 Report Share Posted June 17, 2009 " Every time I learn something new, it pushes some old stuff out of my brain. Remember when I took that home winemaking course, and I forgot how to drive? " Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soda Jerk Posted June 17, 2009 Author Report Share Posted June 17, 2009 IMMIGANTS! I knew it was them. Even when it was the bears I knew it was them! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Kernel Loaf Posted June 17, 2009 Report Share Posted June 17, 2009 Homer: [gasps] Tom Landry's hat, and it's autographed. "To Berman's Dry Cleaning. Best wishes, Tom Landry."Bart: Why don't you buy it?Homer: I can't buy that. Only management-type guys with big salaries like me can afford things like that.[gasps]Homer: Guys like me! I'm a guy like me! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nullmouse Posted June 17, 2009 Report Share Posted June 17, 2009 Quick, Nibbles! Chew through my ball sack! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lemonade Posted June 17, 2009 Report Share Posted June 17, 2009 " Me fail English? Thats unpossible. "" My cat's breath smells like cat food! " Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Teabags Posted June 17, 2009 Report Share Posted June 17, 2009 "You ducks are really trying my patience...but you're so cute!"Lisa: No I can't! I can't eat any of them!Homer: Wait a minute wait a minute wait a minute. Lisa honey, are you saying you're *never* going to eat any animal again? What about bacon? Lisa: No.Homer: Ham? Lisa: No.Homer: Pork chops? Lisa: Dad! Those all come from the same animal!Homer: [Chuckles] Yeah, right Lisa. A wonderful, magical animal."that's an american bull-frog""that's a funny name. I would have called it a shaz-wozzah!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Diesel Posted June 17, 2009 Report Share Posted June 17, 2009 Homer : "mmmmmmmmmm....64 slices of American cheese" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pierre Von Mondragon Posted June 17, 2009 Report Share Posted June 17, 2009 IMMIGANTS! I knew it was them. Even when it was the bears I knew it was them!Hot damn, beat me to it.Renee (Moes girlfriend): Really, you think Im gorgeous?Moe: Yeah, well the parts that are showing. I guess you could have a lot of weird scars or a fake ass or something.Renee: You dont talk to a lot of women do you? Anything Professor Frink says. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lemonade Posted June 17, 2009 Report Share Posted June 17, 2009 " One way to get rid of them is to tell 'em stories that dont go anywhere. Like the time I took the ferry to Shelbyville. I needed a new heel for my shoe so I decided to go to Morganville, which is what they called Shelbyville in those days. So I tied an onion to my belt, which was the style at the time. Now to take the ferry cost a nickel, and in those days, nickels had pictures of bumblebees on them. Give me five bees for a quarter you'd say. Now where were we, oh yeah. The important thing was that I had an onion on my belt, which was the style at the time. They didn't have white onions because of the war. The only thing you could get was those big yellow ones.... *trails off* " Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soda Jerk Posted June 17, 2009 Author Report Share Posted June 17, 2009 Hot damn, beat me to it.Renee (Moes girlfriend): Really, you think Im gorgeous?Moe: Yeah, well the parts that are showing. I guess you could have a lot of weird scars or a fake ass or something.Renee: You dont talk to a lot of women do you? That's a good episode for Moe.He is my favourite. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soda Jerk Posted June 17, 2009 Author Report Share Posted June 17, 2009 Arnie Pie: "I can see him now. I'm going to try and take him out with one of my shoes"Kent Brockman: "Save it for the Police Arnie"Arnie Pie: "I don't want to be a reporter! I want to make the news"Kent Brockman: "This isn't the time or the..."Arnie Pie: "YOU'RE NOT THE TIME, KENT. YOU'RE NOT THE TIME!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jesus.H.Christ Posted June 17, 2009 Report Share Posted June 17, 2009 Marge : Have you noticed something about Bart?Homer : New glasses?Marge : No. It seems like something could be troubling him.Homer : Probably misses his old glasses.Marge : I want to get more involved in Bart's activities, but then I'd be afraid of smothering him.Homer : Yeah, and then we'd get the chair.Marge : That's not what I meant.Homer : Admit it Marge, it was.Homer: Look Marge, you don't know what it's like - I'm the one out there every day putting his ass on the line. And I'm not out of order! You're out of order! The whole freaking system is out of order! You want the truth? You want the truth? You can't handle the truth! 'Cause when you reach over and put your hand into a pile of goo that was your best friend's face, you'll know what to do!! Forget it Marge, it's Chinatown!!!Marge: Homer, don't ever tell them personal stuff about me again!!Homer: (sheepishly): Yes ma'am. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hugh_Jazz Posted June 17, 2009 Report Share Posted June 17, 2009 Homer: Look everyone, now that I'm a teacher I've sewn patches on my elbows.Marge: Homer that's supposed to be leather patches on a tweed jacket, not the other way around. You've ruined a perfectly good jacket.Homer: Correction, Marge. [He holds up a tweed jacket with two large holes in the back]Homer: Two perfectly good jackets. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soda Jerk Posted June 17, 2009 Author Report Share Posted June 17, 2009 Superintendant Chalmers: Good Lord, what is happening in there? Principal Skinner: The Aurora Borealis? Superintendant Chalmers: The Aurora Borealis? At this time of year? At this time of day? In this part of the country? Localized entirely within your kitchen? Principal Skinner: Yes. Superintendant Chalmers: May I see it? Principal Skinner: No. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ben_1903 Posted June 19, 2009 Report Share Posted June 19, 2009 bienos ding dong didily dias Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bigsby Posted June 19, 2009 Report Share Posted June 19, 2009 "Hey, that's a pretty catchy chant. Where did you hear it?""Oh, I heard it at the mustache parade they have every year." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paul_Victory Posted June 19, 2009 Report Share Posted June 19, 2009 Doh! .all the quotes over hundreds and hundreds of episodes and you pick that.im sorry sir but neg rep for you Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bigsby Posted June 19, 2009 Report Share Posted June 19, 2009 "Weaseling out of things is important to learn. It's what separates us from the animals... except the weasels." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Woolies Posted June 19, 2009 Report Share Posted June 19, 2009 Homer: Doh!Lisa: A deer!Marge: A female deer. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
diarmaid Posted June 19, 2009 Report Share Posted June 19, 2009 Mr Burns: Now listen Senor Speilbergo, Schindler and I are like peas in a pod. We're both factory owners, we both made shells for the nazis, but mine worked goddamit!Bart: Mom, can we go catholic so we can get communion wafers and booze? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TR!ΔNGL€ T€€TH Posted June 20, 2009 Report Share Posted June 20, 2009 Homer: There is the right way, the wrong way and the Max Power way.Lisa: Isn't that just the wrong way?Homer: Yes, but faster. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RossP Posted June 20, 2009 Report Share Posted June 20, 2009 Aussie: It's not even really that funny, but I ended myself the first time I saw it Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Larsen B Posted June 20, 2009 Report Share Posted June 20, 2009 "In a bold move that has stunned Hollywood insiders, newly-divorced comeback-kid Troy McClure has turned down the supporting lead in McBain IV to direct and star in his own pet project: The Contrabulous Fabtraption of Professor Horatio Hufnagel. Will the gambit pay off? 20th Century Fox is betting... it will." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shaki Posted June 20, 2009 Report Share Posted June 20, 2009 Oh Grandpa says the dog's dead, so it must be alive! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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