Scootray Posted September 30, 2010 Report Share Posted September 30, 2010 The old lad on the left is pissed off he's not getting to put his hand in the LHC."Well fine then, fuck ye's." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bigsby Posted October 1, 2010 Report Share Posted October 1, 2010 The old lad on the left is pissed off he's not getting to put his hand in the LHC."Well fine then, fuck ye's."He looks a bit like Johnny Morris. And the dude behind him looks a it like John Inman. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monster Zero Posted October 1, 2010 Report Share Posted October 1, 2010 Why are clothes shops suddenly full of quilted jackets that look like the ones we used to get offshore to wear under boilersuits to keep us cosy?Oil industry fashion. Hardhats with marker pen applied names next stop. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest idol_wild Posted October 1, 2010 Report Share Posted October 1, 2010 Why are clothes shops suddenly full of quilted jackets that look like the ones we used to get offshore to wear under boilersuits to keep us cosy?Oil industry fashion. Hardhats with marker pen applied names next stop.And oversized safety glasses. Oh wait, hipsters are wearing those already. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Teabags Posted October 1, 2010 Report Share Posted October 1, 2010 Im sure I've posted this before but Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moose Posted October 2, 2010 Report Share Posted October 2, 2010 Why do footballers always wear random squad numbers on their training gear but always wear the same one when playing? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TR!ΔNGL€ T€€TH Posted October 2, 2010 Report Share Posted October 2, 2010 Why do footballers always wear random squad numbers on their training gear but always wear the same one when playing?Oooh, I'd like to know this one too. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soda Jerk Posted October 2, 2010 Author Report Share Posted October 2, 2010 I'm sure someone asked this on Soccer AM years ago, and they said it's due to the whole squad being separated into smaller teams, i.e. Keepers, attacking players, defensive players etc... So, a rough estimated example would be GK's occupy 1-3, defenders/defensive mids 4-14, wingers 15-20, attackers/strikers 20 and beyond. That seemed to be consistent a few years ago, but now players seem to wear different numbers everytime. Unless the way players are divided up into different factions has become a little more complicated than just the position they play...?Or perhaps Soccer AM were babbling nonsense, which is very possible. Soccer AM is stupid. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soda Jerk Posted October 3, 2010 Author Report Share Posted October 3, 2010 Another football one:When a player is fouled badly, but advantage is played, the next time the ball goes out of play, the player will be carded. How come this rule isn't applied for intentional handball when a goal is scored? In the World Cup when Suarez palmed the ball off the line, he was sent off. In the Real Madrid/Deportivo game tonight, Deportivo just nodded in a consolation goal, but before the ball went in, Marcelo tried to save the ball with his hand, but he palmed it into the goal. Obviously advantage was played, because the ball went in and the goal stood, but intentional handball was still committed. It's usually a straight red for preventing a goal scoring opportunity, but intentional handball usually still sees a yellow card. Surely he should have been carded in some way or another for it? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Adam Easy Wishes Posted October 4, 2010 Report Share Posted October 4, 2010 Why do footballers always wear random squad numbers on their training gear but always wear the same one when playing?A lot of clubs, I believe, operate a 'club number' in addition to the squad numbering system.So their 'club number' relates to all things internal - training gear, boots, payslips, etc.; while their squad number is only really for the back of their shirts. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soda Jerk Posted October 4, 2010 Author Report Share Posted October 4, 2010 Pfft. Numbers. They should just write their name on everything, like you did at school. It worked at school, considering theres more pupils in a school than players in a team. Dimitar's dinner money. Hatem's bag of kit. Mort Gamst's maths book. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Adam Easy Wishes Posted October 4, 2010 Report Share Posted October 4, 2010 Pfft. Numbers. They should just write their name on everything, like you did at school. It worked at school, considering theres more pupils in a school than players in a team. Dimitar's cape. Hatem's bag of bandages. Mort Gamst's hair gel.Fixed... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nev Posted October 4, 2010 Report Share Posted October 4, 2010 Bandages? Bag of his leg more like... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bigsby Posted October 11, 2010 Report Share Posted October 11, 2010 Facebook is suggesting I add Teabags as a friend. Should I do it? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scootray Posted October 11, 2010 Report Share Posted October 11, 2010 Depends if you mean the man or the end product of tea leaves. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest idol_wild Posted October 11, 2010 Report Share Posted October 11, 2010 Depends if you mean the man or the end product of tea leaves.Or the sexual practice. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stroopy121 Posted October 11, 2010 Report Share Posted October 11, 2010 I say yes to all of the above...xx Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Teabags Posted October 11, 2010 Report Share Posted October 11, 2010 I'm going to dip my baws in all your mouths.Bigsby, I have, to my knowledge, never ever met you, and therefore if you add me, I'll most likely have no fucking clue who you are and you'll get a reputation of being a bit of a John W. Your call, playa. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bigsby Posted October 11, 2010 Report Share Posted October 11, 2010 I'm going to dip my baws in all your mouths.Bigsby, I have, to my knowledge, never ever met you, and therefore if you add me, I'll most likely have no fucking clue who you are and you'll get a reputation of being a bit of a John W. Your call, playa.Yup, never met. And yet Facebook thinks we should be friends. Do you really want to fuck with Facebook? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alan Cynic Posted October 11, 2010 Report Share Posted October 11, 2010 Do you really want to 'take tea' with Teabags??? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bigsby Posted October 11, 2010 Report Share Posted October 11, 2010 Do you really want to 'take tea' with Teabags???Well, he's got pictures of himself on his page with no trousers on.So yes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alan Cynic Posted October 11, 2010 Report Share Posted October 11, 2010 Point taken. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nev Posted October 11, 2010 Report Share Posted October 11, 2010 Point taken.Not by you, surely? I expected better of a man of authority... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soda Jerk Posted October 21, 2010 Author Report Share Posted October 21, 2010 How how harmful is it to swallow mouthwash on a regular basis? Someone at work has been advised to use mouthwash by his dentist, so the past 2 weeks, he's been swigging it, and then swallowing it. He's almost through a whole bottle. He insists it's fine. Will he be fine, or will he shit out his own liver? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
discotron Posted October 21, 2010 Report Share Posted October 21, 2010 How how harmful is it to swallow mouthwash on a regular basis? Someone at work has been advised to use mouthwash by his dentist, so the past 2 weeks, he's been swigging it, and then swallowing it. He's almost through a whole bottle. He insists it's fine. Will he be fine, or will he shit out his own liver?Either that or he'll shit out his own teeth......... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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