Soda Jerk Posted February 25, 2010 Author Report Share Posted February 25, 2010 When did she beat up a bog troll? What a fanny. I reckon I could fight her, easy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alkaline Posted February 25, 2010 Report Share Posted February 25, 2010 When did she beat up a bog troll? What a fanny. I reckon I could fight her, easy.About 7 years ago i think. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Le Stu Posted February 25, 2010 Report Share Posted February 25, 2010 Who the Donald Duck are you guys speaking of?I'm quite proud of my lack of knowledge of the freak culture, really.*nevermind I looked at a 'tabloid.' now I must apply my anti thetan cleansing mind scrub. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scootray Posted February 25, 2010 Report Share Posted February 25, 2010 Why is this country such that a person can go from being a Geordie racist toilet attendant batterer to a National Treasure to the extent that her marriage breakdown has to be analysed on a daily basis when the only real difference in circumstance is sitting next to Simon Cowell on a pish TV talent show?Was she convicted of that? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alkaline Posted February 25, 2010 Report Share Posted February 25, 2010 Was she convicted of that?Yes, community service and i fine. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shaki Posted February 25, 2010 Report Share Posted February 25, 2010 Why are farts that make a hissing sound more pungent than loud crackers? With a hiss fart you are guaranteed a stench, loud ones can go either way. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nullmouse Posted February 25, 2010 Report Share Posted February 25, 2010 Why are farts that make a hissing sound more pungent than loud crackers? With a hiss fart you are guaranteed a stench, loud ones can go either way.I can't believe there's a website to answer your question, but there is: Most fart gas comes from swallowed air and consists largely of nitrogen and carbon dioxide, the oxygen having been absorbed by the time it reaches the anal opening. These gases are odorless, although they often pick up other (and more odiferous) components on the way through the bowel. They emerge from the anus in fairly large bubbles at body temperature. A person can often achieve a good sound with these voluminous farts, but they are commonly (but not always!) mundane with respect to odor, and don't feel particularly warm. Another major source of fart gas is bacterial action. Bacterial fermentation and digestion processes produce heat as a byproduct as well as various pungent gases. The resulting bubbles of gas tend to be small, hot, and concentrated with stinky bacterial metabolic products. These emerge as the notorious, warm, SBD (Silent-But-Deadly), often in amounts too small to produce a good sound, but excelling in stench.All from Facts on FartsNow you know, and I hope your life is richer for it (but not your stink). 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ca_gere Posted February 25, 2010 Report Share Posted February 25, 2010 Why are farts that make a hissing sound more pungent than loud crackers? With a hiss fart you are guaranteed a stench, loud ones can go either way.My answer would be that foods which give you big fat solid poos are less full of stuff that makes for smelly farts. Whereas foods that give you reeking farts (houmous for me) tend to also give you more runny, splootery shits. Now, this is where the science comes in*...a big fat poo = a wide bumhole = flappy acoustics - odourskitters = a small bumhole = high pitched + smelly* if farts are to be taken as the pockets of air between turds. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
berti Posted February 25, 2010 Report Share Posted February 25, 2010 i always thought if you did big hissy numbers it meant your cornhole was a cavernous opening whilst if you were more able to crack on noisy squeakers you were toight like a toigernoble prize here i come Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Teabags Posted March 10, 2010 Report Share Posted March 10, 2010 Why does EVERYTHING taste better with bread? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
berti Posted March 10, 2010 Report Share Posted March 10, 2010 feces doesnt......believe me Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soda Jerk Posted March 10, 2010 Author Report Share Posted March 10, 2010 I still hate sweetcorn just as much, whether it's spooned onto my plate, or it has sneaked into my pre-packed sandwich. Bread plays no role in this. I once put a KitKat in a sandwich, and that wasn't as enjoyable either. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
paranoid Posted March 10, 2010 Report Share Posted March 10, 2010 Why does EVERYTHING taste better with bread?Bread is made with crack. It's all the crack. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Gladstone Posted March 10, 2010 Report Share Posted March 10, 2010 Why does a haircut always make a person look younger? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TelecasterSam Posted March 22, 2010 Report Share Posted March 22, 2010 12 or 13?PLEASE WAIT UNTIL THE GROUP CHANGES POSITIONS.IS IT TWELVE OR THIRTEEN??WHERE DOES THE EXTRA MAN COME FROM?Don't ask me; I haven't figured it out yet!! When you do please let me know!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shaki Posted March 23, 2010 Report Share Posted March 23, 2010 I've seen a lot of dog shits in bags lying on pavements recently. I presume them to be dog shit anyway. Who bothers to pick their dog's shit up in a bag but then fail to dispose of the bag? Perhaps there is a group of young scamps who empty the contents of the shit bins onto the street? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest idol_wild Posted March 23, 2010 Report Share Posted March 23, 2010 I've seen a lot of dog shits in bags lying on pavements recently. I presume them to be dog shit anyway. Who bothers to pick their dog's shit up in a bag but then fail to dispose of the bag? Perhaps there is a group of young scamps who empty the contents of the shit bins onto the street?I stopped picking up the shits of my mum's dog whenever I used to walk him, following one now infamous incident.Having rolled out his thrice daily turd whilst I was walking him, the mutt decided to wait until I closed-in to pick up the jobby with a plastic bag before doing the whole territorial post-dump/piss flicking of the back legs thing that dogs seem to revel in. Only, the little fucker managed to be careless enough to actually flick his entire shit with his foot on to my leg. I was wearing very light grey cords that day. Suffice to say the walk home was a very quick and stern one. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monster Zero Posted March 23, 2010 Report Share Posted March 23, 2010 Only, the little fucker managed to be careless enough to actually flick his entire shit with his foot on to my leg. I was wearing very light grey cords that day. Suffice to say the walk home was a very quick and stern one. Careless, or the best practical joker dog ever. nae bad. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
paranoid Posted March 23, 2010 Report Share Posted March 23, 2010 Why am I listening to Nirvana today? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monster Zero Posted March 23, 2010 Report Share Posted March 23, 2010 Why am I listening to Nirvana today?To remind yourself that despite the best efforts of certain bands to convince otherwise, so-called 'grunge' was largely ace?? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
paranoid Posted March 23, 2010 Report Share Posted March 23, 2010 To remind yourself that despite the best efforts of certain bands to convince otherwise, so-called 'grunge' was largely ace??That will be it! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monster Zero Posted March 24, 2010 Report Share Posted March 24, 2010 Why do dog owners have to carry wee placcy bags around in case of a poo in the street but horse owners can just let them pet unload in the street without having to utilise a bin bag? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest idol_wild Posted March 24, 2010 Report Share Posted March 24, 2010 And why do you never see white dog jobbies anymore? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest idol_wild Posted March 24, 2010 Report Share Posted March 24, 2010 Orange: what came first - the colour or the fruit? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skubbs Posted March 24, 2010 Report Share Posted March 24, 2010 And why do you never see white dog jobbies anymore?My dog shits white, but that's because he gets dog bones from the butcher. As a result he's got lovely healthy teeth, according to the vet anyway. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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