Guest Bob Posted June 1, 2009 Report Share Posted June 1, 2009 Has anyone else noticed the ad for that dating site granitehearts.com?I think I'll join. You never know when you might fancy a girl with a heart of intrusive, felsic, igneous rock. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sexytunk Posted June 1, 2009 Report Share Posted June 1, 2009 Has anyone else noticed the ad for that dating site granitehearts.com?I think I'll join. You never know when you might fancy a girl with a heart of intrusive, felsic, igneous rock.A group of us has set up a bogus account on Plenty of fish, pretending to be Thomas lang, you wouldn't believe how easy it is to get naked pics of birds on that site! lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Bob Posted June 1, 2009 Report Share Posted June 1, 2009 As easy as going on a porn site? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ross. Posted June 1, 2009 Report Share Posted June 1, 2009 As easy as going on a porn site?Haha, nicely done.I just registered for this so I could have a snoop around and see if there was anyone I know (or knew from school etc.) on there. I can't seem to find a way to delete my account though. Fortunately I didn't put my full name but nevertheless it's still a site I 100% do not want to be a part of (even if some of the girls on it actually looked alright). Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lemonade Posted June 1, 2009 Report Share Posted June 1, 2009 I signed up and snooped around to see if there was any girls I know. There weren't. So that was a waste of time. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pogofish Posted June 1, 2009 Report Share Posted June 1, 2009 You never know when you might fancy a girl with a heart of intrusive, felsic, igneous rock.Think I've made that very mistake a few times now. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sexytunk Posted June 2, 2009 Report Share Posted June 2, 2009 As easy as going on a porn site?I can't get access to porn sites at my work, so easier in fact. WOOOOO Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest idol_wild Posted June 2, 2009 Report Share Posted June 2, 2009 I signed up and snooped around to see if there was any girls I know. There weren't. So that was a waste of time.Surely not. I mean, you still had a wank, right?Wanking is never a waste of time. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sexytunk Posted June 2, 2009 Report Share Posted June 2, 2009 Surely not. I mean, you still had a wank, right?Wanking is never a waste of time.Not even if you only having material of Davie Dodds mid 80's? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest idol_wild Posted June 2, 2009 Report Share Posted June 2, 2009 Not even if you only having material of Davie Dodds mid 80's?That's why you should store mental images of tidy birds in the wank bank. Just for backup. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ali1501 Posted June 2, 2009 Report Share Posted June 2, 2009 I'll give this a miss I think, quite happy as I am.Tho I might have snoop to see who I know Edit: thats rubbish, I have to sign up to see more, sod that! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sexytunk Posted June 2, 2009 Report Share Posted June 2, 2009 That's why you should store mental images of tidy birds in the wank bank. Just for backup.Ah now thats a plan, never tried that. . . . . . . .nope tried, still just Davie Dodds there in the old memory bank. He looks pretty sweet in just brown Y-fronts though! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest idol_wild Posted June 2, 2009 Report Share Posted June 2, 2009 Ah now thats a plan, never tried that. . . . . . . .nope tried, still just Davie Dodds there in the old memory bank. He looks pretty sweet in just brown Y-fronts though!Get in the corner of the room and face the floor. And leave your japper alone. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sexytunk Posted June 2, 2009 Report Share Posted June 2, 2009 Get in the corner of the room and face the floor. And leave your japper alone.Does wanking in the corner facing the floor make it better, or does it just widen the imagination for the wank bank? This is such a learning experience for me, wow. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paul_Victory Posted June 2, 2009 Report Share Posted June 2, 2009 some alrite looking girls on that there site.pity you've got to actually pay to do anythingbut yeh quiet a waste of time Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Bob Posted June 2, 2009 Report Share Posted June 2, 2009 I can't get access to porn sites at my workI bet they didn't tell you that when you applied for the job though, did they? Fucking bastards! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sexytunk Posted June 2, 2009 Report Share Posted June 2, 2009 I bet they didn't tell you that when you applied for the job though, did they? Fucking bastards!They certainly never! Mind you, my assistant is bloody hot, and that keeps my hands busy under the table, so no need for porn anyway at the moment, until she leaves that is Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Milner Posted June 3, 2009 Report Share Posted June 3, 2009 did you shag her? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sexytunk Posted June 3, 2009 Report Share Posted June 3, 2009 did you shag her?Could be one of three options why he got sacked here! 1) He raped her after hours, 2) He slipped it up her hoop without telling her, 3) He was so bad that she just couldn't look him in the face anymore! Or, could be a combination of more than oneOr more likely he just left, but my options are so much more entertaining Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scootray Posted June 3, 2009 Report Share Posted June 3, 2009 Who's to say it was a woman? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Milner Posted June 3, 2009 Report Share Posted June 3, 2009 Who's to say it was a woman?Good point actually.Infact who said it was a person..... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sexytunk Posted June 3, 2009 Report Share Posted June 3, 2009 Who's to say it was a woman?Ok, is this better?Could be one of three options why he/she got sacked here! 1) He/she raped him/her after hours, 2) He/she slipped it up his/her hoop without telling him/her, 3) He/she was so bad that he/she just couldn't look her/him in the face anymore! Or, could be a combination of more than oneOr more likely he/she just left, but my options are so much more entertaining Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soda Jerk Posted June 3, 2009 Report Share Posted June 3, 2009 Balls to this. Just watch Bang Babes on the 900+ channels on SkyTits out at ten. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Milner Posted June 3, 2009 Report Share Posted June 3, 2009 The Pornhub is your best friend. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sexytunk Posted June 3, 2009 Report Share Posted June 3, 2009 Can't beat a bit of Dwarf, or extreme amputee porn in my opinion Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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