Alex Posted May 16, 2009 Report Share Posted May 16, 2009 BBC NEWS | Scotland | North East/N Isles | Guitars attacked for playing away Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Bob Posted May 16, 2009 Report Share Posted May 16, 2009 Didn't the guy know that it's socially acceptable for a woman to destroy a man's property after a failed relationship?I've got no sympathy for him. The boy was a twat for cheating on his girl and even more so for reporting her and wasting taxpayer's money. If you're going to be playing away from home losing some guitar strings is pretty minimal fall out as illustrated by the following equation: Two Fannies > Guitar Strings.The boy got a bargain. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Bob Posted May 16, 2009 Report Share Posted May 16, 2009 Two Fannies > Guitar Strings.Just had a thought. What if he gets all his girls by playing them guitar?If Guitar Strings = Unlimited Potential Fanny then Two Fannies cannot be greater than Guitar Strings. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
neepheid Posted May 16, 2009 Report Share Posted May 16, 2009 He got off light. We were talking about this story last night and my wife assured me that she'd do a lot more to my basses than cut the strings if she ever caught me "playing away" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The59Sound Posted May 16, 2009 Report Share Posted May 16, 2009 Cutting the strings?Does this strike anyone else as more along the lines of "causing you mild inconvenience" than "hell hath no fury like a woman scorned"? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bigsby Posted May 18, 2009 Report Share Posted May 18, 2009 Yeah, Mrs Bigsby would be smashing the guitars up.Or selling them for 1p each like that woman does with her ex-husband's collection of rare records in that Nick Hornby book that they made into a rubbish film, can't remember the name, will come to me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Exposure @ Lemon Tree Posted May 18, 2009 Report Share Posted May 18, 2009 Yeah, Mrs Bigsby would be smashing the guitars up.Or selling them for 1p each like that woman does with her ex-husband's collection of rare records in that Nick Hornby book that they made into a rubbish film, can't remember the name, will come to me.Good book, shit film. I bought a "3 books in 1" from Fopp when it used to be behind M&S.About a Boy, Fever Pitch and High Fidelity.High Fidelity is the best of the 3. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Elizabeth Posted May 18, 2009 Report Share Posted May 18, 2009 Didn't the guy know that it's socially acceptable for a woman to destroy a man's property after a failed relationship?I've got no sympathy for him. The boy was a twat for cheating on his girl and even more so for reporting her and wasting taxpayer's money. If you're going to be playing away from home losing some guitar strings is pretty minimal fall out as illustrated by the following equation: Two Fannies > Guitar Strings.The boy got a bargain. Shame they didn't mention the guy's name, or if he's in a band. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lemonade Posted May 18, 2009 Report Share Posted May 18, 2009 If some bitch broke the strings off my guitar I'd fucking garotte her with them, then jizz on her dead face. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scootray Posted May 18, 2009 Report Share Posted May 18, 2009 If she'd cut the strings on his banjo, then this would be a worthy story. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MattJimF Posted May 18, 2009 Report Share Posted May 18, 2009 It could have been worse. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gus Chamber Posted May 18, 2009 Report Share Posted May 18, 2009 It could have been worse.That's stealing, he should charge the thieving bitch. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
-matthEw- Posted May 18, 2009 Report Share Posted May 18, 2009 I think I work with the girl. I work with a Roisin Murray who would be about 20. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scootray Posted May 18, 2009 Report Share Posted May 18, 2009 Tell her to say thanks to the guy for wasting my money. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bonesaw Bazz Posted May 18, 2009 Report Share Posted May 18, 2009 I read this in the paper, where it had his name. Something like Mathew Brew. I noted the surname the most as i know a few Brew's. It was none of the brothers Brew!!"She was going for a third guitar - his "Classic Explorer" when he finally put a stop to the carnage!" haha Full page spread in either EE or PnJ on Saturday. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kieran_imray Posted May 18, 2009 Report Share Posted May 18, 2009 I know the guy in question here. So I laughed heartily at that story. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kieran_imray Posted May 18, 2009 Report Share Posted May 18, 2009 I read this in the paper, where it had his name. Something like Mathew Brew.It's Chris. Should have read your post to prevent me double posting, damn my haste and ignorance! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Bob Posted May 19, 2009 Report Share Posted May 19, 2009 Shame they didn't mention the guy's name, or if he's in a band. Well, you keep trying to track him down, he sounds like a real catch!It could have been worse.Totally unacceptable behaviour. I do find it quite amusing that he's a total mong and she's quite attractive and yet, he still thought, "Fuck it, I can do better than this!" That girl must have really low self worth now, can't even hold onto that swamp donkey.I only hope her new boobies inflate her ego as much as her cleavage. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bigsby Posted May 19, 2009 Report Share Posted May 19, 2009 Totally unacceptable behaviour. I do find it quite amusing that he's a total mong and she's quite attractive and yet, he still thought, "Fuck it, I can do better than this!" That girl must have really low self worth now, can't even hold onto that swamp donkey.I only hope her new boobies inflate her ego as much as her cleavage.Hmm, but check out the comments:For anyone that knows Hayley.............this is Karma!!!!!! After what she has done to others it doesnt surprise me that it has come around to bite her in the a** !!!!!!Seems she might be one of those sluts you keep wanting to bring out. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Bob Posted May 19, 2009 Report Share Posted May 19, 2009 Seems she might be one of those sluts you keep wanting to bring out.You cannot bring out what is not already there. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JaseyBoi Posted May 19, 2009 Report Share Posted May 19, 2009 Its about time all the members who give people bad rep points for spelling stood up and admitted what they do I mean cmon guys get a grip lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Surfer_Rosa Posted May 19, 2009 Report Share Posted May 19, 2009 Its about time all the members who give people bad rep points for spelling stood up and admitted what they do I mean cmon guys get a grip lolUmm, you should probably read the thread rather than just the title before you post. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ross. Posted May 19, 2009 Report Share Posted May 19, 2009 ...bad rep points for spelling stood up and admitted what they do I think I just died a little inside. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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