french_disko Posted May 15, 2009 Report Share Posted May 15, 2009 Best opening paragraph ever. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Tam o' Shantie Posted May 15, 2009 Report Share Posted May 15, 2009 fantastic...and the big headline on the digital edition ad is 'Broken Neck Overlooked'...I need to get a subscription to this! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Tam o' Shantie Posted May 15, 2009 Report Share Posted May 15, 2009 can I also give my kudos to the author, who managed to fit the phrase 'beat off stiff competition' into the article without getting fired. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
french_disko Posted May 15, 2009 Author Report Share Posted May 15, 2009 What did he do wrong...?Get caught. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Johnny Mac Posted May 15, 2009 Report Share Posted May 15, 2009 Absolutely fantastic. Irelands most romantic man indeed. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Diesel Posted May 15, 2009 Report Share Posted May 15, 2009 You'd think that the ungrateful bints who complained out his activities would be flattered that "The Most Romantic Man" saw fit to have a chug in honour of them - and in his own time too!Some people, eh? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
french_disko Posted May 15, 2009 Author Report Share Posted May 15, 2009 I think this guy wouldn't be wandering around knocking a quick one-off-the-wrist if he'd had a Father like this - Man wanted 'prostitute' for son, 14 - Yahoo! News UKMan wanted 'prostitute' for son, 14A man who asked a prostitute to take his son's virginity as a present for the 14-year-old has been spared jail. The Polish national took the boy out in his car and allowed him to pick the prostitute, who was standing at the side of the road in Nottingham's red-light district.But the 42-year-old father was arrested after the teenager chose an undercover police officer, Nottingham Crown Court has heard.The man, who cannot be named for legal reasons, was handed a 10-month prison sentence, suspended for a year.The full-time carer, from Bulwell, Nottingham, earlier admitted a charge of trying to solicit a woman to have sex with a child. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swingin' Ryan Posted May 15, 2009 Report Share Posted May 15, 2009 Did a Clyde player not recently get arrested for wank-driving? Is it the new dogging? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MattJimF Posted May 15, 2009 Report Share Posted May 15, 2009 there was also this quote:According to the Evening Herald, his solicitor claimed Clifford's lifestyle was to blame and that he was "working himself to the bone".**taken from Ireland's 'most romantic man' is complete w*nker The Register Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Bob Posted May 15, 2009 Report Share Posted May 15, 2009 I think I'd prefer romance to be dead rather than alive with him having wanked all over it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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