Lemonade Posted May 13, 2009 Report Share Posted May 13, 2009 Some of them are funny, most of them are pretty much pathetic."You were the gorgeous blonde girl in Espionage in the white top. I was the guy who's drink you spilled. I thought you were gorgeous but didn't talk to you. Please get in touch"You might even find yourself listed.Aberdeen Missing in Aberdeen Missed Connections Missed Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WoodyRATM Posted May 13, 2009 Report Share Posted May 13, 2009 hahahahah"You know who you are... You turned me down as you were "With someone"... I'm sure that was just a ploy as you thought I was too ugly for you.... Now apparently I'm a Swan... And well, actually, you'd still get it...." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sue Denim.. Posted May 13, 2009 Report Share Posted May 13, 2009 "Hi, I'd love to get to know you, even just your name would be very helpful???Maybe if we can get to know each other a little better you could explain why you threw a drink over me, since I have absolutely NO idea who you are, or why you did it???I did have a laugh about it, and a really good night, so I'm just confused by it all!Anyways CHEERS! :-)p.s do you like Corona?"Seems to be a theme going on here. Are all Aberdeen guys worthy of getting drinks thrown at them? If so, I like Jagermeister..... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soda Jerk Posted May 13, 2009 Report Share Posted May 13, 2009 I like Slush Puppy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Elizabeth Posted May 13, 2009 Report Share Posted May 13, 2009 Hi i know this is such a long shot but i was shopping for a xms present for my mom and i asked you what you thought and you gave me some advice we spoke for a few minutes but i left cuz i was in a rush and you were kinda blushing lol. erm you were around 17 or 18 and very pretty oh nd bought ur mum a scarf i think i think we connected very well would like to hear from you.Oh dear...On the other hand, this one's almost smooth:Does anyone know the brunette with shoulder length hair that works in the Rosemount Heavenly Pizza Shop? There should be no confusion as to who she is as she stands out a mile, very pretty and well fit.Was in last week and was tempted to ask her out but just wasnt sure of her age (always dangerous) and relationship status (also, not great being asked out when you are at work and have a shop full of people).Any info would be very much appreciated.And if you are that girl and are reading this then drop me a line, Im not a stalker (honest) and you never know, worth a try surely! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lemonade Posted May 13, 2009 Author Report Share Posted May 13, 2009 Anyone who uses the line "I'm not a stalker (honest)" really ought to be avoided at all costs. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
french_disko Posted May 13, 2009 Report Share Posted May 13, 2009 Girl on pushbike that knocked my wingmirror Aberdeen Missed ConnectionsGirl on pushbike that knocked my wingmirror Date posted: Thursday 7th May | Ad viewed: 304 timesLocation: Aberdeen North Deeside Road, cults areaLove to have you apologise in person - SO I CAN RAPE AND MURDER YOU INCONSIDERATE WHORE IT COST ME A FORTUNE FOR A NEW ONE YOU SLUT TEMPTRESS What he said and what he meant. There's a big difference. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scootray Posted May 13, 2009 Report Share Posted May 13, 2009 Was it you that posted it? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
french_disko Posted May 13, 2009 Report Share Posted May 13, 2009 Was it you that posted it? I added the green comment as it was pretty obvious what he meant, deep down. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Kernel Loaf Posted May 13, 2009 Report Share Posted May 13, 2009 Girl on pushbike that knocked my wingmirror Aberdeen Missed ConnectionsWhat he said and what he meant. There's a big difference.Bollocks. That was me.That's what he gets for driving in the fucking cycling lane. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Bob Posted May 13, 2009 Report Share Posted May 13, 2009 This is horrible. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Kernel Loaf Posted May 14, 2009 Report Share Posted May 14, 2009 You were the girl on the pushbike?I have long hair so maybe he thought I was a girl. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
french_disko Posted May 14, 2009 Report Share Posted May 14, 2009 I have long hair so maybe he thought I was a girl.You yesterday. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Kernel Loaf Posted May 14, 2009 Report Share Posted May 14, 2009 You yesterday.How the hell did you manage to take that off ma Beboz - you ain't ma friend. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DJ Jo-D Posted May 14, 2009 Report Share Posted May 14, 2009 "You were the gorgeous blonde girl in Espionage in the white top. I was the guy who's drink you spilled. I thought you were gorgeous but didn't talk to you. Please get in touch"she spilled his drink and never even bought hima new one....what a cunt Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kirsten Posted May 14, 2009 Report Share Posted May 14, 2009 "looking for a stunning blonde, mauve top, short black trousers in chicago rock friday 1st May"He's gone to the trouble of remembering her top was 'mauve'. I'd say avoid. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DJ Jo-D Posted May 14, 2009 Report Share Posted May 14, 2009 "looking for a stunning blonde, mauve top, short black trousers in chicago rock friday 1st May"He's gone to the trouble of remembering her top was 'mauve'. I'd say avoid.ha ha ...you know why I know you're gay....you know the colour mauve Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lemonade Posted May 14, 2009 Author Report Share Posted May 14, 2009 What they ought to say:"You were a gorgeous blonde girl, on the dancefloor in Snafu, wearing a short purple dress, and drinking a Smirnoff Ice with a twinkle in your eye. I was standing in a dark corner leching at you and pocket-wanking, and quietly sobbing because I'll never get to speak to a girl as nice-looking as you.Please get in touch. I don't expect you to meet me or anything, but please could you post me a pair of your dirty panties?" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
neepheid Posted May 14, 2009 Report Share Posted May 14, 2009 "looking for a stunning blonde, mauve top, short black trousers in chicago rock friday 1st May"He's gone to the trouble of remembering her top was 'mauve'. I'd say avoid.It was in Chicago Rock. I'd say avoid. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ross. Posted May 14, 2009 Report Share Posted May 14, 2009 "looking for a stunning blonde, mauve top, short black trousers in chicago rock friday 1st May"He's gone to the trouble of remembering her top was 'mauve'. I'd say avoid.I feel like such a man right now since I have no clue what colour mauve is. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lemonade Posted May 14, 2009 Author Report Share Posted May 14, 2009 It's like lilac innit? My grandma used to wear it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
french_disko Posted May 14, 2009 Report Share Posted May 14, 2009 It's like lilac innit? My grandma used to wear it.Lilac? is that a real colour? Real men only acknowledge black, white, blue, green, yellow, red & brown. You can add certain prefixes to that such as "light", "dark" or, especially in the case of brown, "shitey". I've made enquiries with some girls & gays and apparently this "mauve" is a dark shitey reddy-blue. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
french_disko Posted May 14, 2009 Report Share Posted May 14, 2009 Please note - "orange" does not exist. it is simply a yellowy-red and, in the case of the fruit, "a big fuck-off tangerine". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Bob Posted May 14, 2009 Report Share Posted May 14, 2009 Well I just hope they all find someone who makes them happy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monster Zero Posted May 14, 2009 Report Share Posted May 14, 2009 What a fantastically pointless site, for all the chance that the other person even realised they were looked at, you would be as well writing the message on a bit of paper and let it blow down Union Street. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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