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The bit at the start with Leia is my fave.

"Darth Vader. Only you could be so bold."

"And who might you be sweetheart?"

"I'm a member of the Imperial senate on a diplomatic mission to Alderon"

"Pull your tongue out of my arsehole! I'm going be watching you. And I don't care where you go. You can fuck off to Tibet! And I shall have men, nutters from Parkhurst, dressed in yeti suits up Everest with meat cleavers ready to chop your tarty fucking legs off!"

"I don't know what you're talking about"

"Well you fuckin' should you sloppy tart!"

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