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Does anyone think it totally sucks?

I liked Eminem's first 2 albums when he was doing all his angrier stuff like The Way I Am, Guilty Conscience, Kim, Kill You etc. but his third album was watered down pop and his last album was just a load of comedy shit. This new one seems like a combination of both if this atrocity is anything to go by.

YouTube - Eminem - We Made You (Official Music Video)HD

Please somebody do something to him to make him angry again. After all his struggles to be taken seriously as a rapper he's just turned himself into a bit of a joke.

"Wow, that's controversial, AND relevant to today's youth!"

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EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE minem rules

...according to Youtube users. I'd beg to differ.

You're spot on about the first two albums, but I'm pretty much certain that isn't Jessica Simpson in the video...

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It really is so bad. I feel embarrassed for him. Those first two albums are still to me some of the greatest rapping on record. As an early teen it felt genuinely dangerous listening to him and they still are pretty compelling and seriously bad-ass records today. Pick almost any 4 bars off Slim Shady and Marshall Mathers and the lyrics are 10x sharper, funnier and just better than almost anything off his last two, and looks likely to be better than any of this one.

Looks like the fire in his belly is well and truly out.

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EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE minem rules

...according to Youtube users. I'd beg to differ.

You're spot on about the first two albums, but I'm pretty much certain that isn't Jessica Simpson in the video...

Yup. That's why I deleted the post! That'll teach me to post without looking properly. Jessica Simpson is fat now.

It really is so bad. I feel embarrassed for him. Those first two albums are still to me some of the greatest rapping on record. As an early teen it felt genuinely dangerous listening to him and they still are pretty compelling and seriously bad-ass records today. Pick almost any 4 bars off Slim Shady and Marshall Mathers and the lyrics are 10x sharper, funnier and just better than almost anything off his last two, and looks likely to be better than any of this one.

Looks like the fire in his belly is well and truly out.

I'm listening to Kill You now and it's fucking brilliant. The difference in lyrics between that and his recent stuff is like night and day.

Killl You:

They said I can't rap about bein broke no more

They ain't say I can't rap about coke no more

Slut, you think I won't choke no whore

til the vocal cords don't work in her throat no more?!

These motherfuckers are thinkin I'm playin

Thinkin I'm sayin the shit cause I'm thinkin it just to be sayin it

Put your hands down bitch, I ain't gon' shoot you

I'ma pull you to this bullet, and put it through you

Shut up slut, you're causin too much chaos

Just bend over and take it like a slut, okay Ma?

"Oh, now he's raping his own mother, abusing a whore,

snorting coke, and we gave him the Rolling Stone cover?"

You god damn right bitch, and now it's too late

I'm triple platinum and tragedies happen in two states

I invented violence, you vile venomous volatile bitches

vain Vicadin, vrinnn Vrinnn, VRINNN! [*chainsaw revs up*]

Texas Chainsaw, left his brains all

danglin from his neck, while his head barely hangs on

Blood, guts, guns, cuts

Knives, lives, wives, nuns, sluts

Bitch I'ma kill you! You don't wanna fuck with me

Girls neither - you ain't nuttin but a slut to me

Bitch I'ma kill you! You ain't got the balls to beef

We ain't gon' never stop beefin I don't squash the beef

You better kill me! I'ma be another rapper dead

for poppin off at the mouth with shit I shouldn'ta said

But when they kill me - I'm bringin the world with me

Bitches too! You ain't nuttin but a girl to me

I said you don't, wanna fuck with Shady (cause why?)

Cause Shady, will fuckin kill you (ah-haha)

I said you don't, wanna fuck with Shady (why?)

Cause Shady, will fuckin kill you..

Bitch I'ma kill you! Like a murder weapon, I'ma conceal you

in a closet with mildew, sheets, pillows and film you

Fuck with me, I been through hell, shut the hell up!

I'm tryin to develop these pictures of the Devil to sell 'em

I ain't "acid rap," but I rap on acid

Got a new blow-up doll and just had a strap-on added

WHOOPS! Is that a subliminal hint? NO!

Just criminal intent to sodomize women again

Eminem offend? NO! Eminem insult

And if you ever give in to him, you give him an impulse

to do it again, THEN, if he does it again

you'll probably end up jumpin out of somethin up on the 10th

Bitch I'ma kill you, I ain't done this ain't the chorus

I ain't even drug you in the woods yet to paint the forest

A bloodstain is orange after you wash it three or four times

in a tub but that's normal ain't it Norman?

Serial killer hidin murder material

in a cereal box on top of your stereo

Here we go again, we're out of our medicine

out of our minds, and we want in yours, let us in

Bitch I'ma kill you! You don't wanna fuck with me

Girls neither - you ain't nuttin but a slut to me

Bitch I'ma kill you! You ain't got the balls to beef

We ain't gon' never stop beefin I don't squash the beef

You better kill me! I'ma be another rapper dead

for poppin off at the mouth with shit I shouldn'ta said

But when they kill me - I'm bringin the world with me

Bitches too! You ain't nuttin but a girl to me

I said you don't, wanna fuck with Shady (cause why?)

Cause Shady, will fuckin kill you (ah-haha)

I said you don't, wanna fuck with Shady (why?)

Cause Shady, will fuckin kill you..

Eh-heh, know why I say these things?

Cause lady's screams keep creepin in Shady's dreams

And the way things seem, I shouldn't have to pay these shrinks

this eighty G's a week to say the same things TWEECE!

TWICE? Whatever, I hate these things

Fuck shots! I hope the weed'll outweigh these drinks

Motherfuckers want me to come on their radio shows

just to argue with 'em cause their ratings stink?

Fuck that! I'll choke radio announcer to bouncer

from fat bitch to off seventy-thousand pounds of her

from principal to the student body and counselor

from in-school to before school to out of school

I don't even believe in breathin I'm leavin air in your lungs

just to hear you keep screamin for me to seep it

OK I'm ready to go play

I got the machete from OJ.

I'm ready to make everyone's throats ache,

You faggots keep eggin me on

til I have you at knifepoint, then you beg me to stop?

SHUT UP! Give me your hands and feet

I said SHUT UP when I'm talkin to you

YOU HEAR ME? ANSWER ME!

We Made You:

When you walked through the door

It was clear to me (clear to me)

Youre the one they adore, who they came to see (who they came to see)

Youre a rock star (baby)

Everybody wants you (everybody wants you)

Player Who can really blame you (who can really blame you)

We're the ones who (chicka) made you *cough, cough*

(VERSE ONE)

Back by popular demand

Now pop a little Zantac or ant'-acid if you can

You're ready to tackle any task that is at hand

How does it feel, is it fantastic, is it grand?

Well look at all the massive masses in the stands

Shady man no dont massacre the fans

Damn, I think Kim Kardashians a man

She stomped him just cause he asked to put his hands

On her massive Gluteus maximus again

Squeeze it, then Squish it, then pass it to her friend

Can he come back as nasty as he can

Yes he can, can, dont ask me this again

He does not mean to lesbian offend

But Lindsay please come back to seeing men

Samanthas a 2, Youre practically a 10

I know you want me girl,

In fact I see your grin

(Now come in girl)

(CHORUS)

When you walked through the door

It was clear to me (clear to me)

Youre the one they adore, who they came to see (who they came to see)

Youre a rock star (baby)

Everybody wants you (everybody wants you)

Player Who can really blame you (who can really blame you)

We're the ones who made you

(VERSE TWO)

The enforcer, looking for more women to torture

Walk up to the cutest girl and Charlie Horse her

Sorry Portia, but whats Ellen DeGeneres

Have that I don't, are you telling me tenderness?

Well I can be as gentle and as smooth as a gentleman

Give me my ventolin inhaler and 2 xenedrine

And I'll invite Sarah Palin out to dinner then

Nail her, 'Baby say hello to my little friend'

Brit frget K-Fed lets cut off the middle man

Forget him or your gonna end up in the hospital again

And this time it wont be for the Ritalin binge

Forget them other men, girl pay them little atten-tion

A little did I mention, that Jennifer's in-

Love with me John Mayer so sit on the bench

Man I swear them other guys you give em an inch

They take a mile, they got style, but it isn't Slim

(CHORUS)

When you walked through the door

It was clear to me (clear to me)

Youre the one they adore, who they came to see (who they came to see)

Youre a rock star (baby)

Everybody wants you (everybody wants you)

Player Who can really blame you (who can really blame you)

Were the ones who made you

(VERSE THREE)

And thats why my love

You'll never live without,

I know you want me girl cause I can see you checking me out

And baby, you know, you know you want me too

Dont try to deny it baby, Im the only one for you

(Fart)

Damn girl Im beginning to sprout an Alfalfa

Why should I wash my filthy mouth out

You think thats bad you should hear the rest of my album

Never has there been such finesse and nostalgia

Man Cash, I dont mean to mess up your gal but

Jessica Alba put a breast in my mouth (brrp)

Wowzers, I just made a mess of my trousers

And they wonder why I keep dressing like Elvis

Lord help us he's back in his pink Alf shirt

Looking like someone shrinked his outfit

I think hes about to flip

Jessica rest assure, Supermans here to rescue ya

Can you blame me?

Youre my Amy, Im your Blake

Matter fact make me a birthday cake

With a saw blade in it to make my jail break

Baby, I think you just met your soul mate

(Now break it down girl)

(CHORUS)

When you walked through the door

It was clear to me (clear to me)

Youre the one they adore, who they came to see (who they came to see)

Youre a rock star (baby)

Everybody wants you (everybody wants you)

Player Who can really blame you (who can really blame you)

Were the ones who made you

So baby, baby

Get down, down, down

Baby, get down, down down

Baby, get down, down down

Baby, get down, get down

Baby, get down, down down

Baby, get down, down down

Baby, get down, down down

Baby, get down, get down

Oh Amy, Rehab never looked so good,

I can't wait, Im going back!! HAHA Whooo!

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Poor Marshall lost his edge a looooong time ago. to get back on top :

he needs to lose all his money, get beaten to a pulp, suffer brain damage and possibly contract ze AIDZ... by that time i reckon his patter will have improved somewhat as he'll no doubt be incandescent with rage, and therefore more likely to say stuff that genuinely entertains...

i.e ...Shitztina Ag(guilera), I better switch me chairs, so I can sit next to Carson Daly and Fred Durst, so we can argue over who she gave head to first...

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yeah good angry underground hiphop like necro, riviera regime, non phixion, ill bill, Psycho Realm, Psych Ward (some examples)- really shits all over eminem, past and present IMO.

Eminem was a talented rapper who got famous for the wrong reasons,e.g 'omg look hes white!' (most of the rappers i mentioned at the start are white so he really isnt anything special)

DRE pretty much singlehandedly ruined the hip-hop scene with him and his mainstream C-RAP. There are much more controversial,intelligent, hardcore and real(i.e independent/non sellout) rappers out there if you look.

'Forgot about Dre'? should be 'Forget about Dre'...

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Does anyone think it totally sucks?

I liked Eminem's first 2 albums when he was doing all his angrier stuff like The Way I Am, Guilty Conscience, Kim, Kill You etc. but his third album was watered down pop and his last album was just a load of comedy shit. This new one seems like a combination of both if this atrocity is anything to go by.

You mean his 2nd and 3rd? His first was Infinite.

I agree that Slim Shady and Marshall mathers LPs were great, the former being my favourite. I think ever since D12's Devil's Night came out, he has been going majorly downhill.

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yeah good angry underground hiphop like necro, riviera regime, non phixion, ill bill, Psycho Realm, Psych Ward (some examples)- really shits all over eminem, past and present IMO.

I heard there were some black guys that rapped, too.

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Anyone see him on Jonathan Ross at the weekend? He seemed really out of sorts. He was just giving one or two word answers, never once cracked a smile, didn't seem to get any of the jokes, and just looked like he didn't know where he was. Mercifully, Ross cut the interview pretty short.

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Anyone see him on Jonathan Ross at the weekend? He seemed really out of sorts. He was just giving one or two word answers, never once cracked a smile, didn't seem to get any of the jokes, and just looked like he didn't know where he was. Mercifully, Ross cut the interview pretty short.

Yup - I thought he looked pretty vacant the whole interview.

He seems to be a long way from the witty, cheeky guy of about 10 years ago.

On a side note, I'm starting to like the new song...

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It really is so bad. I feel embarrassed for him. Those first two albums are still to me some of the greatest rapping on record. As an early teen it felt genuinely dangerous listening to him and they still are pretty compelling and seriously bad-ass records today. Pick almost any 4 bars off Slim Shady and Marshall Mathers and the lyrics are 10x sharper, funnier and just better than almost anything off his last two, and looks likely to be better than any of this one.

Looks like the fire in his belly is well and truly out.

I actually really like the album. There is a fair few clangers but no more than can be expected from an Eminem album. My Darling is one of the best things he's done.

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Annoyingly that new song is starting to grow on me as well. :swearing:

I went searching for my "Encore" album yesterday and found the disc wasn't in the box, and I couldn't find it anywhere. Then I remember it's mostly shite anyway so I wasn't that bothered.

The worst lyric in Eminem history is on that CD.

if you ask me to, daddy's gonna buy you a Mocking bird

I'ma give u the world

I'ma buy a diamond ring for you, I'm a sing for you

I'll do anything for you, to see you smile

And if that mocking bird don't sing

And that ring don't shine

I'ma break that birdies neck

I'll go back to the jeweler, who sold it to ya

And make him eat every carat, don't fuck with dad

:puke:

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Surprisingly the new album is pretty good. Apart from "WeMade You" and "Crack A Bottle" which were obviously written to be pop singles, every other song on the album is about drugs, abduction, rape and murder.

It's a sort of concept album, it starts out with him coming out of rehab and immediately getting back into the drugs and in doing so, resurrecting his "Slim Shady" alter-ego, who is crazy and obsessed with killing. The whole album is performed as Slim Shady, (like in The Slim Shady LP), and about his thirst for drugs and blood, it's dark and violent as fuck in places. No comedy at all.

It's kinda lacking in memorable hooks, but the lyrics are more like the Eminem of old, though instead of abducting and killing members of his family he's abducting and dismembering Britney Spears and Lindsay Lohan, and there's a lot about his drug overdose and stuff.

I'd recommend giving the album a spin and not just judging it off the back of the singles. It's not as good as The Marshall Mathers LP but it's better than Encore and The Eminem Show.

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Surprisingly the new album is pretty good. Apart from "WeMade You" and "Crack A Bottle" which were obviously written to be pop singles, every other song on the album is about drugs, abduction, rape and murder.

It's a sort of concept album, it starts out with him coming out of rehab and immediately getting back into the drugs and in doing so, resurrecting his "Slim Shady" alter-ego, who is crazy and obsessed with killing. The whole album is performed as Slim Shady, (like in The Slim Shady LP), and about his thirst for drugs and blood, it's dark and violent as fuck in places. No comedy at all.

It's kinda lacking in memorable hooks, but the lyrics are more like the Eminem of old, though instead of abducting and killing members of his family he's abducting and dismembering Britney Spears and Lindsay Lohan, and there's a lot about his drug overdose and stuff.

I'd recommend giving the album a spin and not just judging it off the back of the singles. It's not as good as The Marshall Mathers LP but it's better than Encore and The Eminem Show.

Have you got My Darling the Bonus track? It wasn't mixed in time to make the record proper but was clearly intended to come after the opening skit. Essentially plays out the ressurection of Slim Shady against Marshall's will. Sounds cheesy but its brilliant as hell.

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Have you got My Darling the Bonus track? It wasn't mixed in time to make the record proper but was clearly intended to come after the opening skit. Essentially plays out the ressurection of Slim Shady against Marshall's will. Sounds cheesy but its brilliant as hell.

I haven't heard that actually but I'm gonna go hunt it down...

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