Monster Zero Posted April 17, 2009 Report Share Posted April 17, 2009 So now the last of Jade's cancer story must have been almost exhausted, we will now have endless coverage of a rather unattractive woman who can apparently sing pretty well. Glad everything else in the world must be just hunky dory.How long does this programme usually go on for so I know how long to hibernate. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lemonade Posted April 17, 2009 Report Share Posted April 17, 2009 I usually avoid this like the plague but I had it on while I was eating my dinner last week, gotta say like that woman could REALLY fucking sing. It's a brilliant song anyway and she did a great job of singing it. I think everyone thought she was just going be useless and a nutter so it was a bit of a shock when she started singing, however the standing ovation and Amanda Holden crying was a bit OTT. Those programs are designed to manipulate your emotions and tug at the heart strings. EVERYBODY has a sob story. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monster Zero Posted April 17, 2009 Author Report Share Posted April 17, 2009 I usually avoid this like the plague but I had it on while I was eating my dinner last week, gotta say like that woman could REALLY fucking sing. It's a brilliant song anyway and she did a great job of singing it. I think everyone thought she was just going be useless and a nutter so it was a bit of a shock when she started singing, however the standing ovation and Amanda Holden crying was a bit OTT. Those programs are designed to manipulate your emotions and tug at the heart strings. EVERYBODY has a sob story.I haven't actually heard her, I'm sure she is good, it's more the way the media selects the munter who could knit an Arran sweater from her eyebrows as being worthy of massive coverage. Aw, she's never been kissed at the age of 48 either, bless. Urgh. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
framheim Posted April 17, 2009 Report Share Posted April 17, 2009 Aw, she's never been kissed at the age of 48 either, bless. Urgh.that's hardly surprising seeing as she looks like a disgruntled ball sack. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RossP Posted April 17, 2009 Report Share Posted April 17, 2009 that's hardly surprising seeing as she looks like a disgruntled ball sack.Jinkies! That's a bit harsh! She's nae bonnie, but wouldn't tarnish her with that level of judgement.The inevitable (sp?) make over will be on the cards soon I guess... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TelecasterSam Posted April 17, 2009 Report Share Posted April 17, 2009 I usually avoid this like the plague but I had it on while I was eating my dinner last week, gotta say like that woman could REALLY fucking sing. It's a brilliant song anyway and she did a great job of singing it. I think everyone thought she was just going be useless and a nutter so it was a bit of a shock when she started singing, however the standing ovation and Amanda Holden crying was a bit OTT. Those programs are designed to manipulate your emotions and tug at the heart strings. EVERYBODY has a sob story.I agree..... when she opened her mouth and sang, it WAS awesome !(she defo looked very underdoggish, maybe a major makeover will help !)Cowell will have her doing show tunes etc, on CD very shortly, I'm sure !Good Luck to her..... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
framheim Posted April 17, 2009 Report Share Posted April 17, 2009 Jinkies! That's a bit harsh! She's nae bonnie, but wouldn't tarnish her with that level of judgement.The inevitable (sp?) make over will be on the cards soon I guess...? really?look at that and imagine it flipped upside down swinging in an agitated manner from between some guys sweaty thighs. eurgh. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alkaline Posted April 17, 2009 Report Share Posted April 17, 2009 ? really?look at that and imagine it flipped upside down swinging in an agitated manner from between some guys sweaty thighs. eurgh.You're a wrong-un Dave. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ca_gere Posted April 17, 2009 Report Share Posted April 17, 2009 she says she's never even been kissed but by the looks of it she seems to be handling that mic ok. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Open Ocean Posted April 17, 2009 Report Share Posted April 17, 2009 well checked that out ...she is totally awesome, so well done. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jeanette Posted April 17, 2009 Report Share Posted April 17, 2009 BBC NEWS | Scotland | Secret Susan Boyle song found Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Memphis Skyline Posted April 17, 2009 Report Share Posted April 17, 2009 I missed this last week and had seen all the hype in the press before I finally looked up the clip tonight. Is it wrong to say I don't think she was that amazing? Granted she can hold a tune, but some of her singing was a bit..shouty..especially the top notes.I'm going to put that down to nerves though as the recording of her singing Cry Me A River is much, much better. I think I was expecting some earth-shattering moment when I finally heard it. I'm not one to knock either - I love a good sob story/inane reality TV hero worship as much as the next person. Would her story have been so hyped had she been a raging hottie? I don't think so.Good luck to her though. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alkaline Posted April 17, 2009 Report Share Posted April 17, 2009 YouTube - Susan Boyle - Singer - Britains Got Talent 2009 (With Lyrics) For anyone who hasn't seen her.she's nae bonnie but she doesn't look like any other old lady despite the fact she's not that oldHave to say i hadn't heard her actually sing before i clicked the link above but christ on a bike that woman can sing. I bet the the pot ugly emoid lassie who was turning her make-up caked nose up at her before she had even sung feels like a proper 'nana now. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
framheim Posted April 18, 2009 Report Share Posted April 18, 2009 THE PATRONISING OF SUSAN BOYLE GOES GLOBAL - The Daily Mash Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ca_gere Posted April 18, 2009 Report Share Posted April 18, 2009 THE PATRONISING OF SUSAN BOYLE GOES GLOBAL - The Daily Mashwas wondering how long it would take. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TR!ΔNGL€ T€€TH Posted April 18, 2009 Report Share Posted April 18, 2009 Good eyebrows. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Adam Easy Wishes Posted April 18, 2009 Report Share Posted April 18, 2009 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frosty Jack Posted April 18, 2009 Report Share Posted April 18, 2009 popbitch made me do it... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jeanette Posted April 18, 2009 Report Share Posted April 18, 2009 I wish Amanda Holden would give it a rest with the tears!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
farman Posted April 18, 2009 Report Share Posted April 18, 2009 ? really?look at that and imagine it flipped upside down swinging in an agitated manner from between some guys sweaty thighs. eurgh.cheers ... haven't been traumatised so much since the rape scene in irreversible (think i'll have to drink away the trauma ) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alkaline Posted April 19, 2009 Report Share Posted April 19, 2009 cheers ... haven't been turned on so much since the rape scene in irreversible (think i'll have to drink away the trauma )Fixed Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
delboy Posted April 19, 2009 Report Share Posted April 19, 2009 good lord do the media consistently look for the new princess diana, someone the good old shallow people of the united kingdom can take to their hearts? just watched the clip and sure she can belt out a tune but they're taking this out of all proportion!when i first saw a picture of her i thought she was bloke about to have a sex change! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
delboy Posted April 19, 2009 Report Share Posted April 19, 2009 and if its 'britain got talent' what the fuck are amanda holden and piers morgan doing judging? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TR!ΔNGL€ T€€TH Posted April 19, 2009 Report Share Posted April 19, 2009 I hope Piers Morgan dies from the worst kind of protruding arse cancer that someone can get. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cedric Posted April 20, 2009 Report Share Posted April 20, 2009 Rumour that a band called Brit Chix are in the finals? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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