Aberdeen-Music stalking.

[Lemonade 1787]

I'd agree with that. I move to remove 'not proper stalk' from the thread objectives altogether. I don't see the point in just saying who you recently met.

Let's keep it to actual stalking. The whole fun is in the other person not having any idea that they have been seen.

Actually yeah that would be easier. I second that motion.

As I said myself on page 1 of this thread:

Oh aye. If you speak to, wave at, or even acknowledge someone, it's not stalking. It has to be stealthy.

[paranoid 54]

Fun level of this thread now.

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[aekido 13]

In fact I'm going to write up a full set of stalking rules tonight.

someone needs a hobby

[Lemonade 1787]

Just reading through some of the old stalks there's been some good uns.

I believe I may have sold Hog some gardening goods at the weekend.

I did spy Moderator Dave last week, coming out the pooter shop next to Royal China. He was with his lovely lady and a sausage dog.

Seen: Lucky Rathen

Where: Outside Soul Casino

When: 430am Saturday morning.

Doing: Smoking and standing in the road so that I had to drive round him in the huge white bus I was driving that he didn't even notice.

Spotted: RossP

Where: Moshulu toilets

When: Last night

Doing: Urinating

I didn't say hello, as that would have been weird. A lot less weird than posting about it on a online forum the next day.

Who: That Officer bloke that pretends to be twins

Where: A field

When: This afternoon

Doing: Gazing longingly at tractors.

Who: Flash

Where: The AECC

When: Wednesday night

Doing: Eating an ice cream

Teabags in the 24 shop just off union street telling some girl he was going to "stab her in the eyes"!

Spotted: Lester Burnham and Dave Milne

Where: Outside the Co-op on Holburn Street

When: 5:30pm

Doing: Having a chat before I almost reversed over them 5 minutes later on Nellfield Place.

[Lemonade 1787]

Fun level of this thread now.

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I can see your point. Personally I don't mind "not proper stalks", but when people are posting "Spotted: XXX, in my flat, drinking a cup of tea" that's just pointless. That's not stalking, that's just hanging out with your mates.

[Teabags 2632]

Teabags in the 24 shop just off union street telling some girl he was going to "stab her in the eyes"!

Fuck me that one was good.

[paranoid 54]

I can see your point. Personally I don't mind "not proper stalks", but when people are posting "Spotted: XXX, in my flat, drinking a cup of tea" that's just pointless. That's not stalking, that's just hanging out with your mates.

Yeah, exactly. Surely once more people sidle up beside others in town and do the creepy "You are xxx from the internetwebz, aren't you?" thing, this thread will be dead without NPSs.

[Fast Caz 34]

This is pretty pathetic by the way.

"Where is my life away from the computer!!!?"

[Gus Chamber 58]

In fact I'm going to write up a full set of stalking rules tonight.

Save yourself the bother and just close this piece of shit.

[Fast Caz 34]

Save yourself the bother and just close this piece of shit.

Amen to that.

[Chris 665]

Spotted: Jake

Where: Aberdeen Music:

Doing: Being a grumpy gus as usual!

[Teabags 2632]

Christy

9.35 this morning

bottom of george street

chatting happily to a friend of his while walking towards centre of town

[Christy 104]

Wrong spy, if it happened today. Aint been in Aberdeen at all.

[Alan Cynic 223]

He was in Aberdeen yesterday....had a NPS in Kilau

[Teabags 2632]

I fucking suck.

You have a doppleganger.

[Dianne 5]

Yes, but sans specs I couldnt make the spy with any certainty. I tried to do the nod thing from a distance but got dinghied so I figured it wasn't you and shouldn't approach for a stopandchat.

See now my problem was that I was also without glasses and didn't see you until you were literally right near me! Sorry if you thought I ignored you, next time one of us sees the other, we stop and talk, deal?

also, alkaline, pets at home you say...? Very likely! What were we keen on buying that day? Also how do you know what I look like? The picture on here is teeny so would be impressed if it was from that.

[Nefarious C 489]

Save yourself the bother and just close this piece of shit.

Spotted; Gus Chamber, walking past the oxfam book shop, early afternoon last week.

Salt in wound.

I'm basing this on a photo I saw on the wifebeater myspace ages ago, I may be totally off.

Proper stalk, he doesn't know me at all.

[Alan Cynic 223]

You would be quite likely to spot Gus inside the Oxfam bookshop!

[Alkaline 1607]

also, alkaline, pets at home you say...? Very likely! What were we keen on buying that day? Also how do you know what I look like? The picture on here is teeny so would be impressed if it was from that.

I think you were heading down the cat aisle. I kinda got in your way as i was being a spare part while my girlfriend was looking for food for the pickiest cat i've ever known.

Just from the photo on here.

[Elizabeth 16]

Andy Mulhern

Last night, in Blue Lamp.

Jiving to Smokin Catfish.

Proper stalk.

[berti 49]

my first proper stalk, seeing as i dont actually know any fucker on here i was going by the profile pic.

Who: Lester Burnam

Where: Stomping doon union street

Doing what: Stomping doon union street....looking pissed off

just hope its not a massive fail!

[Nefarious C 489]

Elizabeth

My work canteen

Getting a job?!

Yesterday morning, after my shift finished.

[Teabags 2632]

My work canteen

How is John supposed break into your staff room and sniff your chair if you don't tell us where you work?

[aekido 13]

How is John supposed break into your staff room and sniff your chair if you don't tell us where you work?

Nexts!

8char

[Guest idol_wild]

I knew that already. I'm more worried about you Teabags, i've seen you about my street like a thousand times in the past month.

By "seen you about my street" you really mean "stored for keeps in the wank bank", don't you?