Guest idol_wild Posted April 26, 2010 Report Share Posted April 26, 2010 I saw Bob Knight absolutely hammered going into Catriona one Saturday lunchtime about 3 or 4 weeks ago.That man is a sex pest. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KarmaTsunami Posted April 26, 2010 Report Share Posted April 26, 2010 You sound like a proper cycle-path. Probably so aggressive because you are two tyred, maybe you need a brake?Folk cycling on the pavement just grinds my gears man. Rattles my chain something proper. Oil get my rage under control though. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted April 26, 2010 Report Share Posted April 26, 2010 Folk cycling on the pavement just grinds my gears man. Rattles my chain something proper. Oil get my rage under control though.Wheel fucking see. Actually sorry about the swears, I'll pedal my filth elsewhere. I'll try not to look back on this conversation negatively as I'm not a good reflector. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scootray Posted April 26, 2010 Report Share Posted April 26, 2010 This is gearing up to be a right battle. Shimano-ver here is giving it large. I wheelie hope I don't have to step in and brake it up. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nev Posted April 26, 2010 Report Share Posted April 26, 2010 This is a shocker. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KarmaTsunami Posted April 26, 2010 Report Share Posted April 26, 2010 I spoke too soon, and now all I can do is back pedal. I'm not even sure that made sense. To clarify, I do not intend to injure Nefarious C in anyway. However, having stated my intention, even if it was jovially, I fear someone may trike to frame me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted April 26, 2010 Report Share Posted April 26, 2010 This is gearing up to be a right battle. Shimano-ver here is giving it large. I wheelie hope I don't have to step in and brake it up.You're allright mate, I think I won the pun battle, unless there's a last minute Ralleigh on her part. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest idol_wild Posted April 26, 2010 Report Share Posted April 26, 2010 You're allright mate, I think I won the pun battle, unless there's a last minute Ralleigh on her part.Twitter twitter twitter - you're like a fucking Budgie.That was even a nice little quote by Chris fae Peep Peeps. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
paranoid Posted April 26, 2010 Report Share Posted April 26, 2010 These things go in cycles though. Both parties should saddle up and gear their conflict towards a revolution. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted April 26, 2010 Report Share Posted April 26, 2010 These things go in cycles though. Both parties should saddle up and gear their conflict towards a revolution.How about you suck my Chopper. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
paranoid Posted April 26, 2010 Report Share Posted April 26, 2010 How about you suck my Chopper.Don't get crank-y with me... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KarmaTsunami Posted April 26, 2010 Report Share Posted April 26, 2010 Guys, we're just re-cycling the same puns here. I think we should retyre for the night and come back all pumped up with fresh ideas tomorrow. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
paranoid Posted April 26, 2010 Report Share Posted April 26, 2010 Guys, we're just re-cycling the same puns here. I think we should retyre for the night and come back all pumped up with fresh ideas tomorrow.Sorry if I spoke out of turn. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted April 26, 2010 Report Share Posted April 26, 2010 Don't get crank-y with me...Did I offend you? You don't seem to be too solid a shock-absorber. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest idol_wild Posted April 26, 2010 Report Share Posted April 26, 2010 Let's get back to stalking.Please.For the love of absolute Jesus fucking Christ. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted April 26, 2010 Report Share Posted April 26, 2010 All joking aside, why is it when I walk in and from town every single fucking day no one ever notices me, but suddenly everyone I know texts me saying how they've spotted me if I'm on a bike. I know it makes you slightly more visible but still... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TR!ΔNGL€ T€€TH Posted April 26, 2010 Report Share Posted April 26, 2010 All joking aside, why is it when I walk in and from town every single fucking day no one ever notices me, but suddenly everyone I know texts me saying how they've spotted me if I'm on a bike. I know it makes you slightly more visible but still...Could be worse, you could be photographed when yr cunted and then have the evidence posted on here... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KarmaTsunami Posted April 26, 2010 Report Share Posted April 26, 2010 To get back on topic, based on photos of him from this very thread, I may also have seen John W standing outside Drummonds around quarter to five. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest idol_wild Posted April 26, 2010 Report Share Posted April 26, 2010 To get back on topic, based on photos of him from this very thread, I may also have seen John W standing outside Drummonds around quarter to five.Even an approximate time. Proper stalk! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
waltz Posted April 26, 2010 Report Share Posted April 26, 2010 TooMany fuckingPuns Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Surfer_Rosa Posted April 26, 2010 Report Share Posted April 26, 2010 Racist! M.I.A, Born Free on Vimeo Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lemonade Posted April 26, 2010 Author Report Share Posted April 26, 2010 Enough of the puns please, and anyway, cycle puns are so 2007.http://www.aberdeen-music.com/forums/politics-current-affairs/46396-man-has-sex-bike.htmlSpotted tonight: Jan exiting Asda at Bridge Of Dee with a trolley laden with shopping. With, I presume, his dad. Is that the first father-son stalk?(Not proper stalk by the way) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted April 26, 2010 Report Share Posted April 26, 2010 M.I.A, Born Free on VimeoThis is single-handedly the most batshit-mental thing I have watched in a looong time. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Teabags Posted April 27, 2010 Report Share Posted April 27, 2010 with a kid whom my sister used to babysit. She says he was a right little cunt. That's empty_wordsTeabags is a v drunk man who pops in at least three swears per sentence. I love a good swear, but he's overdoing it. They're just words to him.Fixd 4 u. kthxbai Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gypsum_Fantastic Posted April 27, 2010 Report Share Posted April 27, 2010 Enough of the puns please, and anyway, cycle puns are so 2007.http://www.aberdeen-music.com/forums/politics-current-affairs/46396-man-has-sex-bike.htmlSpotted tonight: Jan exiting Asda at Bridge Of Dee with a trolley laden with shopping. With, I presume, his dad. Is that the first father-son stalk?(Not proper stalk by the way)could have been getting groomed... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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