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To be fair, I could only recognise four people on here by sight and three would recognise me (one definitely, two probably), so I'm fucked for proper stalks...

Me, Tim, Jake, Craig and you've met Kev so that's five dumbfuck.

Edit: And you've met Calum so that's six folk you know on here...

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Well I saw christy twice yesterday but pretty sure he saw me both times. Went to wave the first time but he looked away! How ace did I look? Not very... Haha

Yes, but sans specs I couldnt make the spy with any certainty. I tried to do the nod thing from a distance but got dinghied so I figured it wasn't you and shouldn't approach for a stopandchat.

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This really is mostly an "I have friends, and I saw some of them last night, and we spoke and had a drink" thread. Nowhere near as rapey as "I followed you down 3 aisles in Asda. You dropped a tissue. I picked it up and sniffed it all the way home"

Get it sorted.

I agree with the last two posts, can we just keep this to creepy spying on people, rather than "chatting to my mates at a gig".

Exceptions will be made for creepy introductions to people you don't know (I'm looking at you John W).

The rules:

If you bump into someone you know and say a quick "hello, how you doing?", that can be incuded as a "not proper stalk". However if you end up actually spending time with them (ie drinking at the bar together) then it doesn't count.

If you are specifically going to meet someone for any reason (ie meeting someone off here to sell them something), then it cannot be included in this thread.

I hope this clears up any confusion.

In fact I'm going to write up a full set of stalking rules tonight.

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The rules:

If you bump into someone you know and say a quick "hello, how you doing?", that can be incuded as a "not proper stalk". However if you end up actually spending time with them (ie drinking at the bar together) then it doesn't count.

If you are specifically going to meet someone for any reason (ie meeting someone off here to sell them something), then it cannot be included in this thread.

I hope this clears up any confusion.

In fact I'm going to write up a full set of stalking rules tonight.

Surely the only rules required are that the person doing the stalking needs to have either: -

1. Spotted someone they know off here but who does not know them so there is no mutual recognition.

2. Spotted someone they know off here who does know them but never saw them.

A 'not proper stalk' is just bumping into someone.

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Surely the only rules required are that the person doing the stalking needs to have either: -

1. Spotted someone they know off here but who does not know them so there is no mutual recognition.

2. Spotted someone they know off here who does know them but never saw them.

A 'not proper stalk' is just bumping into someone.

I'd agree with that. I move to remove 'not proper stalk' from the thread objectives altogether. I don't see the point in just saying who you recently met.

Let's keep it to actual stalking. The whole fun is in the other person not having any idea that they have been seen.

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I'd agree with that. I move to remove 'not proper stalk' from the thread objectives altogether. I don't see the point in just saying who you recently met.

Let's keep it to actual stalking. The whole fun is in the other person not having any idea that they have been seen.

Actually yeah that would be easier. I second that motion.

As I said myself on page 1 of this thread:

Oh aye. If you speak to, wave at, or even acknowledge someone, it's not stalking. It has to be stealthy.
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Just reading through some of the old stalks there's been some good uns.

I believe I may have sold Hog some gardening goods at the weekend.

I did spy Moderator Dave last week, coming out the pooter shop next to Royal China. He was with his lovely lady and a sausage dog.

Seen: Lucky Rathen

Where: Outside Soul Casino

When: 430am Saturday morning.

Doing: Smoking and standing in the road so that I had to drive round him in the huge white bus I was driving that he didn't even notice.

Spotted: RossP

Where: Moshulu toilets

When: Last night

Doing: Urinating

I didn't say hello, as that would have been weird. A lot less weird than posting about it on a online forum the next day.

Who: That Officer bloke that pretends to be twins

Where: A field

When: This afternoon

Doing: Gazing longingly at tractors.

Who: Flash

Where: The AECC

When: Wednesday night

Doing: Eating an ice cream

Teabags in the 24 shop just off union street telling some girl he was going to "stab her in the eyes"!
Spotted: Lester Burnham and Dave Milne

Where: Outside the Co-op on Holburn Street

When: 5:30pm

Doing: Having a chat before I almost reversed over them 5 minutes later on Nellfield Place.

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Fun level of this thread now.

0 -|---------------------------- 10

I can see your point. Personally I don't mind "not proper stalks", but when people are posting "Spotted: XXX, in my flat, drinking a cup of tea" that's just pointless. That's not stalking, that's just hanging out with your mates.

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I can see your point. Personally I don't mind "not proper stalks", but when people are posting "Spotted: XXX, in my flat, drinking a cup of tea" that's just pointless. That's not stalking, that's just hanging out with your mates.

Yeah, exactly. Surely once more people sidle up beside others in town and do the creepy "You are xxx from the internetwebz, aren't you?" thing, this thread will be dead without NPSs.

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