Gooch_Taylor Posted May 10, 2010 Report Share Posted May 10, 2010 To be fair, I could only recognise four people on here by sight and three would recognise me (one definitely, two probably), so I'm fucked for proper stalks... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skubbs Posted May 10, 2010 Report Share Posted May 10, 2010 To be fair, I could only recognise four people on here by sight and three would recognise me (one definitely, two probably), so I'm fucked for proper stalks...Me, Tim, Jake, Craig and you've met Kev so that's five dumbfuck.Edit: And you've met Calum so that's six folk you know on here... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
berti Posted May 11, 2010 Report Share Posted May 11, 2010 Me, Tim, Jake, Craig and you've met Kev so that's five dumbfuck.bwa haha, i can feel the love blossoming here... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alkaline Posted May 11, 2010 Report Share Posted May 11, 2010 bwa haha, i can feel the love blossoming here...It's tough love man, tough love. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skubbs Posted May 11, 2010 Report Share Posted May 11, 2010 bwa haha, i can feel the love blossoming here...well he was speaking shite, and he would have corrected me hahaha Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gooch_Taylor Posted May 11, 2010 Report Share Posted May 11, 2010 It's tough love man, tough love.You have no idea how true that is... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dianne Posted May 12, 2010 Report Share Posted May 12, 2010 Well I saw christy twice yesterday but pretty sure he saw me both times. Went to wave the first time but he looked away! How ace did I look? Not very... Haha Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alkaline Posted May 12, 2010 Report Share Posted May 12, 2010 Well I saw christy twice yesterday but pretty sure he saw me both times. Went to wave the first time but he looked away! How ace did I look? Not very... HahaThat reminds me. I saw you and your fiance (i'm guessing) in Pets at Home at the beach not that long ago. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Christy Posted May 13, 2010 Report Share Posted May 13, 2010 Well I saw christy twice yesterday but pretty sure he saw me both times. Went to wave the first time but he looked away! How ace did I look? Not very... HahaYes, but sans specs I couldnt make the spy with any certainty. I tried to do the nod thing from a distance but got dinghied so I figured it wasn't you and shouldn't approach for a stopandchat. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lemonade Posted May 13, 2010 Author Report Share Posted May 13, 2010 This really is mostly an "I have friends, and I saw some of them last night, and we spoke and had a drink" thread. Nowhere near as rapey as "I followed you down 3 aisles in Asda. You dropped a tissue. I picked it up and sniffed it all the way home"Get it sorted.I agree with the last two posts, can we just keep this to creepy spying on people, rather than "chatting to my mates at a gig".Exceptions will be made for creepy introductions to people you don't know (I'm looking at you John W).The rules:If you bump into someone you know and say a quick "hello, how you doing?", that can be incuded as a "not proper stalk". However if you end up actually spending time with them (ie drinking at the bar together) then it doesn't count.If you are specifically going to meet someone for any reason (ie meeting someone off here to sell them something), then it cannot be included in this thread.I hope this clears up any confusion.In fact I'm going to write up a full set of stalking rules tonight. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monster Zero Posted May 13, 2010 Report Share Posted May 13, 2010 The rules:If you bump into someone you know and say a quick "hello, how you doing?", that can be incuded as a "not proper stalk". However if you end up actually spending time with them (ie drinking at the bar together) then it doesn't count.If you are specifically going to meet someone for any reason (ie meeting someone off here to sell them something), then it cannot be included in this thread.I hope this clears up any confusion.In fact I'm going to write up a full set of stalking rules tonight.Surely the only rules required are that the person doing the stalking needs to have either: -1. Spotted someone they know off here but who does not know them so there is no mutual recognition.2. Spotted someone they know off here who does know them but never saw them.A 'not proper stalk' is just bumping into someone. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frosty Jack Posted May 13, 2010 Report Share Posted May 13, 2010 Surely the only rules required are that the person doing the stalking needs to have either: -1. Spotted someone they know off here but who does not know them so there is no mutual recognition.2. Spotted someone they know off here who does know them but never saw them.A 'not proper stalk' is just bumping into someone.I'd agree with that. I move to remove 'not proper stalk' from the thread objectives altogether. I don't see the point in just saying who you recently met.Let's keep it to actual stalking. The whole fun is in the other person not having any idea that they have been seen. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lemonade Posted May 13, 2010 Author Report Share Posted May 13, 2010 I'd agree with that. I move to remove 'not proper stalk' from the thread objectives altogether. I don't see the point in just saying who you recently met.Let's keep it to actual stalking. The whole fun is in the other person not having any idea that they have been seen.Actually yeah that would be easier. I second that motion.As I said myself on page 1 of this thread:Oh aye. If you speak to, wave at, or even acknowledge someone, it's not stalking. It has to be stealthy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
paranoid Posted May 13, 2010 Report Share Posted May 13, 2010 Fun level of this thread now.0 -|---------------------------- 10 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
aekido Posted May 13, 2010 Report Share Posted May 13, 2010 In fact I'm going to write up a full set of stalking rules tonight.someone needs a hobby Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lemonade Posted May 13, 2010 Author Report Share Posted May 13, 2010 Just reading through some of the old stalks there's been some good uns.I believe I may have sold Hog some gardening goods at the weekend.I did spy Moderator Dave last week, coming out the pooter shop next to Royal China. He was with his lovely lady and a sausage dog.Seen: Lucky RathenWhere: Outside Soul CasinoWhen: 430am Saturday morning.Doing: Smoking and standing in the road so that I had to drive round him in the huge white bus I was driving that he didn't even notice.Spotted: RossPWhere: Moshulu toiletsWhen: Last nightDoing: UrinatingI didn't say hello, as that would have been weird. A lot less weird than posting about it on a online forum the next day.Who: That Officer bloke that pretends to be twinsWhere: A fieldWhen: This afternoonDoing: Gazing longingly at tractors.Who: FlashWhere: The AECCWhen: Wednesday nightDoing: Eating an ice creamTeabags in the 24 shop just off union street telling some girl he was going to "stab her in the eyes"!Spotted: Lester Burnham and Dave MilneWhere: Outside the Co-op on Holburn StreetWhen: 5:30pmDoing: Having a chat before I almost reversed over them 5 minutes later on Nellfield Place. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lemonade Posted May 13, 2010 Author Report Share Posted May 13, 2010 Fun level of this thread now.0 -|---------------------------- 10I can see your point. Personally I don't mind "not proper stalks", but when people are posting "Spotted: XXX, in my flat, drinking a cup of tea" that's just pointless. That's not stalking, that's just hanging out with your mates. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Teabags Posted May 13, 2010 Report Share Posted May 13, 2010 Teabags in the 24 shop just off union street telling some girl he was going to "stab her in the eyes"!Fuck me that one was good. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
paranoid Posted May 13, 2010 Report Share Posted May 13, 2010 I can see your point. Personally I don't mind "not proper stalks", but when people are posting "Spotted: XXX, in my flat, drinking a cup of tea" that's just pointless. That's not stalking, that's just hanging out with your mates.Yeah, exactly. Surely once more people sidle up beside others in town and do the creepy "You are xxx from the internetwebz, aren't you?" thing, this thread will be dead without NPSs. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fast Caz Posted May 13, 2010 Report Share Posted May 13, 2010 This is pretty pathetic by the way. "Where is my life away from the computer!!!?" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gus Chamber Posted May 13, 2010 Report Share Posted May 13, 2010 In fact I'm going to write up a full set of stalking rules tonight.Save yourself the bother and just close this piece of shit. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fast Caz Posted May 13, 2010 Report Share Posted May 13, 2010 Save yourself the bother and just close this piece of shit.Amen to that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chris Posted May 13, 2010 Report Share Posted May 13, 2010 Spotted: JakeWhere: Aberdeen Music:Doing: Being a grumpy gus as usual! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Teabags Posted May 14, 2010 Report Share Posted May 14, 2010 Christy9.35 this morningbottom of george streetchatting happily to a friend of his while walking towards centre of town Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Christy Posted May 14, 2010 Report Share Posted May 14, 2010 Wrong spy, if it happened today. Aint been in Aberdeen at all. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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