Dianne Posted January 14, 2010 Report Share Posted January 14, 2010 I know Idol-Wild in real life, because he took my virginity. He was gentle, so it's all good.I know Elwood, the first time we met we swapped STD stories. From way back when they were still called STDs.I know Adam Easy Wishes because his mum was my teacher.I used to referee Carrots Gladstone. He was an underwhelming fitba player.I am in a band with Diarmaid, and know Dave Milne from out and about.I used to live with Dave_Officer, and know Chris too.Um.....that's about it. I've heard that the rest of you are cunts.you know me too! though i wouldn't exactly say i'm a regular, and i'm a bit of a cunt Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Gladstone Posted January 14, 2010 Report Share Posted January 14, 2010 Hey Christy - I was amazing at football and you know it.I once scored 10 goals in a league match at Goals (not sure if you were refereeing or not...) - Chalmers did score 9 in the same game, so probably not that impressive. I scored 9 goals in a game at Strikers which is like the Premier League of 5 a side football in Aberdeen. I also won player of the season twice in that Strikers league - as voted by the referees. I've got two of those little twirly football shaped trophies with my name (spelt wrong) on them! I'm so proud. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Teabags Posted January 14, 2010 Report Share Posted January 14, 2010 Hey Christy - I was amazing at football and you know it.I once scored 10 goals in a league match at Goals (not sure if you were refereeing or not...) - Chalmers did score 9 in the same game, so probably not that impressive. I scored 9 goals in a game at Strikers which is like the Premier League of 5 a side football in Aberdeen. I also won player of the season twice in that Strikers league - as voted by the referees. I've got two of those little twirly football shaped trophies with my name (spelt wrong) on them! I'm so proud.Yeah but, I bet you're dead inside. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lemonade Posted January 14, 2010 Author Report Share Posted January 14, 2010 I know quite a few people off of here. I've divided them into two snappily-titled sections.People who I know well enough that I could phone them and ask them if they wanted to go for a pint, and whom occasionally I actually spend time with:Ron CockerFatboySteve Cobra Kaidrachirv1 MirthKaiRobert KnightVoltaColin MacJamesbroonbreedPoetic TragedyCarrots GladstoneChristyGraham KnightPeople I know well enough that if I saw them in the pub, I'd go over and have a pint with them, or at least say hello:ChrisdaveofficerOriginal SpiesWoodsinhoTeabagsRob KarloffCamieJan DealOggy BloodnutThe Ghost Of FudgeRockAustinLester Burnhamidol_wildDieselAfro DroidJimmy LuciferShakikirktpaul_victoryI basically rule the world. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Christy Posted January 14, 2010 Report Share Posted January 14, 2010 you know me too! though i wouldn't exactly say i'm a regular, and i'm a bit of a cuntYou are neither a regular nor a bit of a cunt! I had forgotten that you poast on here, tbh. I can vouch for the fact that Dianne is a lovely human. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Christy Posted January 14, 2010 Report Share Posted January 14, 2010 Hey Christy - I was amazing at football and you know it.I once scored 10 goals in a league match at Goals (not sure if you were refereeing or not...) - Chalmers did score 9 in the same game, so probably not that impressive. I scored 9 goals in a game at Strikers which is like the Premier League of 5 a side football in Aberdeen. I also won player of the season twice in that Strikers league - as voted by the referees. I've got two of those little twirly football shaped trophies with my name (spelt wrong) on them! I'm so proud.Celtic fan uses the Seville calculator. Shockerooni!Just joshing. I cannae really remember you as a fitba player, so you didn't stand out. However, you are a nice chap so I am willing to believe you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Gladstone Posted January 14, 2010 Report Share Posted January 14, 2010 I know quite a few people off of here. I've divided them into two snappily-titled sections.People who I know well enough that I could phone them and ask them if they wanted to go for a pint, and whom occasionally I actually spend time with:Ron CockerFatboySteve Cobra Kaidrachirv1 MirthKaiRobert KnightVoltaColin MacJamesbroonbreedPoetic TragedyCarrots GladstoneChristyGraham KnightPeople I know well enough that if I saw them in the pub, I'd go over and have a pint with them, or at least say hello:ChrisdaveofficerOriginal SpiesWoodsinhoTeabagsRob KarloffCamieJan DealOggy BloodnutThe Ghost Of FudgeRockAustinLester Burnhamidol_wildDieselAfro DroidJimmy LuciferShakikirktpaul_victoryI basically rule the world.Do you have any "real" friends though...?Here's a list of people I actually "know" to say hello to (some not so well as others...)Circus HandsEl PacinoLucky RathenSteven Milnekingofdeonca_gereChris_APARock AustinChristyChangIRLshmeetthebeatDaveIRLmistersticksidol_wildgivemeasmileAlkalineSmithy_FreekorpsJustin MartinJohn BeverleyBob (from Right Hand Left - he rarely posts, can't remember his username!)lordsummerisleThat's probably about it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Gladstone Posted January 14, 2010 Report Share Posted January 14, 2010 Celtic fan uses the Seville calculator. Shockerooni!Just joshing. I cannae really remember you as a fitba player, so you didn't stand out. However, you are a nice chap so I am willing to believe you.Haha - I did really score 10 goals in one match, and Chalmers scored 9 in the same match. It embarrassingly turned into a me against him match because the opposition were so shite.The "amazing" claim was just a joke, but the goals scored and player of the season trophies are real... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fatboy Posted January 14, 2010 Report Share Posted January 14, 2010 Do you have any "real" friends though...?Here's a list of people I actually "know" to say hello to (some not so well as others...)Circus HandsEl PacinoLucky RathenSteven Milnekingofdeonca_gereChris_APARock AustinChristyChangIRLshmeetthebeatDaveIRLmistersticksidol_wildgivemeasmileAlkalineSmithy_FreekorpsJustin MartinJohn BeverleyBob (from Right Hand Left - he rarely posts, can't remember his username!)lordsummerisleThat's probably about it.fit aboot me? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
aekido Posted January 15, 2010 Report Share Posted January 15, 2010 And meYou used to sit outside my flat in your car waiting on me, doesnt that mean anything anymore? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kaizen Posted January 15, 2010 Report Share Posted January 15, 2010 And me! What about that warm summers night by the lake? Your just not the same any more! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nev Posted January 15, 2010 Report Share Posted January 15, 2010 And meYou used to sit outside my flat in your car waiting on me, doesnt that mean anything anymore?Levi, I never knew you were a hooker. Roslin will never be the same again. HUSSY!On another note, do you ever see those damn cool foxes that used to live down by the railway when I lived in your street? They were ace! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted January 15, 2010 Report Share Posted January 15, 2010 I know quite a few people off of here. I've divided them into two snappily-titled sections.People who I know well enough that I could phone them and ask them if they wanted to go for a pint, and whom occasionally I actually spend time with:Ron CockerFatboySteve Cobra Kaidrachirv1 MirthKaiRobert KnightVoltaColin MacJamesbroonbreedPoetic TragedyCarrots GladstoneChristyGraham KnightPeople I know well enough that if I saw them in the pub, I'd go over and have a pint with them, or at least say hello:ChrisdaveofficerOriginal SpiesWoodsinhoTeabagsRob KarloffCamieJan DealOggy BloodnutThe Ghost Of FudgeRockAustinLester Burnhamidol_wildDieselAfro DroidJimmy LuciferShakikirktpaul_victoryI basically rule the world.Is it weird that I know exactly what you look like and have spotted you on several occasions (and not just through yr pics on here)? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Gladstone Posted January 15, 2010 Report Share Posted January 15, 2010 And me! What about that warm summers night by the lake? Your just not the same any more!fatboy / aekido - yes, I know both of you to say "fit like", and as wrong as it sounds, I did used to sit outside Levi's flat in my car waiting for him...But unless I've erased it from my memory somehow, I never spent any time by the lake with Kaizen, the lying bastard. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lemonade Posted January 15, 2010 Author Report Share Posted January 15, 2010 Is it weird that I know exactly what you look like and have spotted you on several occasions (and not just through yr pics on here)?Yeah, a little bit. Since I have absolutely no idea who you are or what you look like.... I've been spotted a few times by folks I don't know. Allegedly I spoke to Alakaline in the Tunnels once but I don't know who he is, and Johnny Mac has spotted me a few times as well. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kaizen Posted January 15, 2010 Report Share Posted January 15, 2010 fatboy / aekido - yes, I know both of you to say "fit like", and as wrong as it sounds, I did used to sit outside Levi's flat in my car waiting for him...But unless I've erased it from my memory somehow, I never spent any time by the lake with Kaizen, the lying bastard.Yeah I made that one up. My bad... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Christy Posted January 15, 2010 Report Share Posted January 15, 2010 I will be in the Moorings this evening at 5.30. I expect some, if not all of you, to buy me a pint because I'm busto. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dianne Posted January 15, 2010 Report Share Posted January 15, 2010 Yeah, a little bit. Since I have absolutely no idea who you are or what you look like.... I've been spotted a few times by folks I don't know. Allegedly I spoke to Alakaline in the Tunnels once but I don't know who he is, and Johnny Mac has spotted me a few times as well.yeah i've seen you a few times and you obviously have no idea who i am. but you used to be elwood on here, didn't you? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alkaline Posted January 15, 2010 Report Share Posted January 15, 2010 yeah i've seen you a few times and you obviously have no idea who i am. but you used to be elwood on here, didn't you?I've seen you before... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lemonade Posted January 15, 2010 Author Report Share Posted January 15, 2010 yeah i've seen you a few times and you obviously have no idea who i am. but you used to be elwood on here, didn't you?I did, you're right. How do you know me? This is mysterious... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Teabags Posted January 15, 2010 Report Share Posted January 15, 2010 Dianne looks like this...I figured that one out all by myself. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fast Caz Posted January 15, 2010 Report Share Posted January 15, 2010 Dianne looks like this...I figured that one out all by myself.The lord has blessed you with the powers! Turn water into grind ... GO !!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HateEvent Posted January 15, 2010 Report Share Posted January 15, 2010 People can stalk me in the Moorings later. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alkaline Posted January 15, 2010 Report Share Posted January 15, 2010 Dianne looks like this...I figured that one out all by myself.Which makes it easier to identify her in the flesh you nib. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old Gold Posted January 15, 2010 Report Share Posted January 15, 2010 Those are her only clothes and everything. Can't miss her. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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