Alan Cynic Posted June 11, 2009 Report Share Posted June 11, 2009 Spotted - Alan "Kitchen CynicTime - Tuesday 9th June, 1645Location - Coming out of Iceland, holburn street & then again 5 mins later half way down Holburn Street. Purchases - a 12 pack of economy burgers, 3 bottles of Isla Negra (3 for 10 offer) and a 4 pint carton of Kerry Catona's breast milk*. * His purchases may not be entirely accurate.The purchases are pretty accurate, apart from Kerry's milk.....she actually delivers that in person, as part of her community service with age concern. I have to wear a nappy, but the end justifies the means Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ali1501 Posted June 11, 2009 Report Share Posted June 11, 2009 I would be Aberdeen's worst stalker! I don't notice friends or even family members in the street and just walk past them (maybe thats subconsciously on purpose!) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Teabags Posted June 11, 2009 Report Share Posted June 11, 2009 CamieExodusAbout 12.30 AMSpeaking directly into a man's ear Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scootray Posted June 11, 2009 Report Share Posted June 11, 2009 CamieExodusAbout 12.30 AMSpeaking directly into a man's earOr was he licking it? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Teabags Posted June 11, 2009 Report Share Posted June 11, 2009 Sorry, couldn't the bi-noc-u-lars out in time. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monster Zero Posted June 13, 2009 Report Share Posted June 13, 2009 When: Last nightWhere: The Moorings, about half 9 till about 11.Who: Brian Fudge DJ'ing. I admired his shirt with the moose on the back and enjoyed most of the tunes he played. Apart from fucking Starship. And he had the gall to fuck off outside leaving the bar to endure that godawful song.Also, Flash, giving it his best stern pirate look at the door and then by the DJ area. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flash@TMB Posted June 13, 2009 Report Share Posted June 13, 2009 When: Last nightWhere: The Moorings, about half 9 till about 11.Who: Brian Fudge DJ'ing. I admired his shirt with the moose on the back and enjoyed most of the tunes he played. Apart from fucking Starship. And he had the gall to fuck off outside leaving the bar to endure that godawful song.Also, Flash, giving it his best stern pirate look at the door and then by the DJ area.Starship was unforgivable. I've referred him for psychiatric evaluation. He wasn't even drinking cider. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TR!ΔNGL€ T€€TH Posted June 13, 2009 Report Share Posted June 13, 2009 When: Last nightWhere: The Moorings, about half 9 till about 11.Who: Brian Fudge DJ'ing. I admired his shirt with the moose on the back and enjoyed most of the tunes he played. Apart from fucking Starship. And he had the gall to fuck off outside leaving the bar to endure that godawful song.Also, Flash, giving it his best stern pirate look at the door and then by the DJ area.Starship? Sweet baby Jesus... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Teabags Posted June 13, 2009 Report Share Posted June 13, 2009 Bri FudgeTrinity Quay1.15amasking why I was walking as if someone had just fingered my bum.Johnny MacKorova1.30AMRanting at me for being 24, which makes me younger than him, with 3 bottles of Corona in his handsSteve FearsKorova2ampestering me about buying a Have Heart ticketempty-wordsgeorge street3.30amheating up a bakery product over a fire in a rubbish bin Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AKA the brando Posted June 13, 2009 Report Share Posted June 13, 2009 Bri FudgeTrinity Quay1.15amasking why I was walking as if someone had just fingered my bum.Curious, why where you walking like that? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Johnny Mac Posted June 13, 2009 Report Share Posted June 13, 2009 Johnny MacKorova1.30AMRanting at me for being 24, which makes me younger than him, with 3 bottles of Corona in his handsIt's true. I was surprised at how sober you were. I find my hangovers are greatly reduced by sticking to beer. Too old for this jager bomb nonsense. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monster Zero Posted June 14, 2009 Report Share Posted June 14, 2009 Starship? Sweet baby Jesus...It was like having my ears penetrated by a huge spiked dildo.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Giles Walker Posted June 14, 2009 Report Share Posted June 14, 2009 I am glad you guys don't go to the same places as me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monster Zero Posted June 14, 2009 Report Share Posted June 14, 2009 More of a suspected sighting as I thought it was him from photos I've seen via here, perhaps he can confirm - Who - Gus ChamberWhen - Today, about 16:45 Where - Sitting outside the Marine Hotel in Stonehaven. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RossP Posted June 14, 2009 Report Share Posted June 14, 2009 Who - Christy Keenan of Edgar Prais and refereeing fameWhen - Today, about 5pmWhere - Departing a train at Inverurie Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scorge Posted June 14, 2009 Report Share Posted June 14, 2009 More of a suspected sighting as I thought it was him from photos I've seen via here, perhaps he can confirm - Who - Gus ChamberWhen - Today, about 16:45 Where - Sitting outside the Marine Hotel in Stonehaven.I can confirm it, because I invited him down for the day! If you saw another guy with a brown hoodie on, then you can add me onto the stalk too. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monster Zero Posted June 15, 2009 Report Share Posted June 15, 2009 I can confirm it, because I invited him down for the day! If you saw another guy with a brown hoodie on, then you can add me onto the stalk too.I was driving past so didn't have time to have a good look, too busy trying to circumnavigate the countless tosspots who don't seem to realise that it's actually a road they are walking on....damn, could have had a double pointer... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Teabags Posted June 15, 2009 Report Share Posted June 15, 2009 Curious, why where you walking like that?My mate Ant had just slapped my testicles. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Ghost Of Fudge Posted June 15, 2009 Report Share Posted June 15, 2009 And he had the gall to fuck off outside leaving the bar to endure that godawful song.umm.. it... was.. a request? (not factually acurate) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lemonade Posted June 15, 2009 Author Report Share Posted June 15, 2009 umm.. it... was.. a request? (not factually acurate)Was it "We Built This City"? Cos that song bites dick big time.Didn't you play that last Friday as well? I certainly heard it somewhere last weekend, and the only places I was in was The Moorings and the back room in Moshulu, so it was either you or Afro Droid that played it. Though he played the Beach Boys for me so he gets away with it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Milner Posted June 15, 2009 Report Share Posted June 15, 2009 I saw a few retrobates from here on sat gathered round a fire giving some kids abuse for not smoking, good times!!Leckie was there, then he wasnt, true story. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monster Zero Posted June 15, 2009 Report Share Posted June 15, 2009 Was it "We Built This City"? Cos that song bites dick big time.Didn't you play that last Friday as well? I certainly heard it somewhere last weekend, and the only places I was in was The Moorings and the back room in Moshulu, so it was either you or Afro Droid that played it. Though he played the Beach Boys for me so he gets away with it.No, it was that 'Nothing's Gonna Stop Us Now' abomination which is even worse. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Ghost Of Fudge Posted June 15, 2009 Report Share Posted June 15, 2009 Though he played the Beach Boys for me so he gets away with it.i played the beach boys TWICE (if you include the status quo version of 'fun, fun, fun' with them singing) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Teabags Posted June 15, 2009 Report Share Posted June 15, 2009 i'm very glad not many people see me aboutDianneSaturdayroughly 1.30pmwalking towards Mounthooly with a friend, smoking a cigaratte.proper stalk. dragon ninja of the undergrowth style. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dianne Posted June 15, 2009 Report Share Posted June 15, 2009 DianneSaturdayroughly 1.30pmwalking towards Mounthooly with a friend, smoking a cigaratte.proper stalk. dragon ninja of the undergrowth style.haha, shit, you got me! oh well, one spotting ain't too bad considering how long this has been going!i think i saw johnny a go go (or whatever he posts as) in my wing mirror as i was stuck at a set of traffic lights on king street yesterday... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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