Lemonade Posted April 15, 2009 Report Share Posted April 15, 2009 I'm confused, why would you "throw" cum in someone's face? Wouldn't you just shoot it?I can't shoot that high! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Exposure @ Lemon Tree Posted April 15, 2009 Report Share Posted April 15, 2009 I can't shoot that high!Maybe you could grab him round the head and pull his head downwards first (like if you were going to do the classic knee in the face move, but just jizz on him instead) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Teabags Posted April 15, 2009 Report Share Posted April 15, 2009 Maybe you could grab him round the head and pull his head downwards first (like if you were going to do the classic knee in the face move, but just jizz on him instead)or the classic "...I'm gonna cum bitch, get your lips wrapped round my main man or feel my fucking wrath!" 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Bob Posted April 15, 2009 Report Share Posted April 15, 2009 "...I'm gonna cum bitch, get your lips wrapped round my main man or feel my fucking wrath!"Everyone loves a little poetry. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nev Posted April 15, 2009 Report Share Posted April 15, 2009 or the classic "...I'm gonna cum bitch, get your lips wrapped round my main man or feel my fucking wrath!"you must spread it around, bitch... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest treader. Posted April 16, 2009 Report Share Posted April 16, 2009 Next time I see him, I'm gonna offer him some Ritalin.I actually followed through on this and offered him some Ritalin (not that I actually had any) and he just looked at me blankly and said "ehhh....no" then walked away with his 'skin tone like beyonce'.I guess not, after all. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Kernel Loaf Posted April 16, 2009 Author Report Share Posted April 16, 2009 I actually followed through on this and offered him some Ritalin (not that I actually had any) and he just looked at me blankly and said "ehhh....no" then walked away with his 'skin tone like beyonce'.I guess not, after all. Maybe he thought you were trying to date-rape him. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest treader. Posted April 16, 2009 Report Share Posted April 16, 2009 Maybe he thought you were trying to date-rape him.Maybe I was... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Kernel Loaf Posted April 16, 2009 Author Report Share Posted April 16, 2009 Maybe I was...So I assume it went like this: 6 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lemonade Posted April 16, 2009 Report Share Posted April 16, 2009 Legend.(8 chars) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Milner Posted April 16, 2009 Report Share Posted April 16, 2009 Genius.(8) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
french_disko Posted April 16, 2009 Report Share Posted April 16, 2009 Slightly disconcerting. (8 Chars) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Johnny Mac Posted April 16, 2009 Report Share Posted April 16, 2009 WTF?!?!?!?!?!?!(8 Characters) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest treader. Posted April 16, 2009 Report Share Posted April 16, 2009 It's cool when that picture doesn't surface in threads. This thread is not cool. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest idol_wild Posted April 16, 2009 Report Share Posted April 16, 2009 This thread is the coolest thread in the entire history of threads. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bigsby Posted April 16, 2009 Report Share Posted April 16, 2009 Best fucking post ever. Oh man that was funny.I can't remember giving you rep previously but I regret it now, as that post deserves some serious rep. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jeanette Posted April 20, 2009 Report Share Posted April 20, 2009 Could he be any more orange?! Also... I'm sure he's not quite as orange as that in real life! *or maybe not*I can't believe he's shocked that 75% would want to avoid him! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scootray Posted April 20, 2009 Report Share Posted April 20, 2009 Could he be any more orange?! Also... I'm sure he's not quite as orange as that in real life! *or maybe not*I can't believe he's shocked that 75% would want to avoid him! I've never watched this programme, but is that before or after the make-under? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jeanette Posted April 20, 2009 Report Share Posted April 20, 2009 I've never watched this programme, but is that before or after the make-under?Before the make under... Without all that slap he was quite good looking. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KittyCat Posted April 21, 2009 Report Share Posted April 21, 2009 Before the make under... Without all that slap he was quite good looking.Shame he didn't stay with the make-under look. He's back to his fake orange ways.When I knew him at school he was quite a nice looking guy, now he's minging. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lemonade Posted April 22, 2009 Report Share Posted April 22, 2009 I was telling my girlfriend about this last night, turns out she knows the guy and used to hang about with him. She insists he's a great guy however I maintain he's most likely a bell-end. I tried to explain to her that, even though she knows him, my opinion is more valid than hers cos I've seen a clip of him on Youtube, but she wasn't having it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KittyCat Posted April 22, 2009 Report Share Posted April 22, 2009 I was telling my girlfriend about this last night, turns out she knows the guy and used to hang about with him. She insists he's a great guy however I maintain he's most likely a bell-end. I tried to explain to her that, even though she knows him, my opinion is more valid than hers cos I've seen a clip of him on Youtube, but she wasn't having it.He was a nice guy but from the few times I've seen/spoken to him in the last couple of years, he's now a fake, arrogant twat. I'm sure he might be fun to go out with into town if you're into drama, etc. Meh, each to their own though. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Milner Posted April 22, 2009 Report Share Posted April 22, 2009 I was telling my girlfriend about this last night, turns out she knows the guy and used to hang about with him. She insists he's a great guy however I maintain he's most likely a bell-end. I tried to explain to her that, even though she knows him, my opinion is more valid than hers cos I've seen a clip of him on Youtube, but she wasn't having it.I hope you punched her for that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Kernel Loaf Posted April 23, 2009 Author Report Share Posted April 23, 2009 I hope you punched her for that.Love is a fist afterall. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Milner Posted April 23, 2009 Report Share Posted April 23, 2009 Love is a fist afterall.love is best delivered in fist form. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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