captain burrito Posted February 26, 2011 Report Share Posted February 26, 2011 Nope, never seen any of the films. Think it might have been Futurama. Personal black hole generators that linked to another universe that was unfortunately populated. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lorrrraaaiiiinnnee Posted February 26, 2011 Report Share Posted February 26, 2011 Is the first idea not on Haggard. :/ Or something pretty damn similar xxx 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fatboy Posted February 26, 2011 Report Share Posted February 26, 2011 Is the first idea not on Haggard. :/ Or something pretty damn similar xxxyuh! it is but still why has no major manufacturer has taken upon themselves to make one, surely cause they thought about it and Skoda Jerk did too many other people will be keen on the idea Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HateEvent Posted February 26, 2011 Report Share Posted February 26, 2011 I want a way of blending my amp's clean and lead 1 channel using an expression pedal. Heel down = 100% clean, 0% lead 1.Toe down = 0% clean, 100% lead 1.The travel of the pedal would be a logarithmic blend between the 2 gradually. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soda Jerk Posted February 26, 2011 Author Report Share Posted February 26, 2011 A turbo-fridge is still my most sought after "please invent it soon!" gadgets. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soda Jerk Posted February 26, 2011 Author Report Share Posted February 26, 2011 McGhee is right about condoms too. Essential. Also, if I was a girl, I wouldn't want my taco filled with man-mayo. I don't really know the logistics, but I just don't understand how you'd get it out, unless you shoved an entire shower head up there, giving it a quarter turn every so often, like a sprinkler. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Captain America Posted February 26, 2011 Report Share Posted February 26, 2011 McGhee is right about condoms too. Essential. Also, if I was a girl, I wouldn't want my taco filled with man-mayo. I don't really know the logistics, but I just don't understand how you'd get it out, unless you shoved an entire shower head up there, giving it a quarter turn every so often, like a sprinkler.There's probably an attachment like on a garden sprinkler. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skacel Posted February 26, 2011 Report Share Posted February 26, 2011 Infinite pockets/backpacks.They connect to a parallel dimension that I'd have to invent first, so you could store all manner of shite in them without actually having to lug it around. Take your guitar/amp/drumkit to practise without having to transport it in a vehicle. Buy a months worth of shopping without requiring a shopping trolley. Knick heaps of stuff from Farmfoods without being labelled a junkie. Probably has other applications that too. Definitely saw something similar in a movie, canna mind which though.Mary Poppins? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hugh_Jazz Posted February 26, 2011 Report Share Posted February 26, 2011 Lunar panels. Like solar, but harnessing the power of darkness. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scootray Posted February 27, 2011 Report Share Posted February 27, 2011 Lunar panels. Like solar, but harnessing the power of darkness.Or the moon, maybe. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Le Stu Posted February 27, 2011 Report Share Posted February 27, 2011 There was a documentary on the beeb about moonpower (and the moon in general) a few weeks ago. Some American scientist has the idea of building solar panels out of moon dust and banding the entire planetoid with them, then beaming the energy back to run the planet.It would probably make it look like the death star and put off potential alien invaders as a bonus. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paranoid Android Posted February 27, 2011 Report Share Posted February 27, 2011 If we get to 2015 and someone hasn't invented I'm going to be mad. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lemonade Posted February 27, 2011 Report Share Posted February 27, 2011 There was a documentary on the beeb about moonpower (and the moon in general) a few weeks ago. Some American scientist has the idea of building solar panels out of moon dust and banding the entire planetoid with them, then beaming the energy back to run the planet.It would probably make it look like the death star and put off potential alien invaders as a bonus.I hope he's not too proud of this technological terror he's constructed. The ability to destroy a planet is insignificant next to the power of The Force. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paranoid Android Posted February 27, 2011 Report Share Posted February 27, 2011 Moon Power is the future it just needs to be promoted publicly by the right people and it will take off.Just look at what Mrs Becks and the gang did for Girl Power. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
captain burrito Posted February 28, 2011 Report Share Posted February 28, 2011 Surely Moon Power isn't rocket science?You'd have to be a lunar-tic to think it wasn't a good idea. Or an ass-tronaut. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Le Stu Posted February 28, 2011 Report Share Posted February 28, 2011 I hope he's not too proud of this technological terror he's constructed. The ability to destroy a planet is insignificant next to the power of The Force.That and a hot one up the exit pipe seems to cause them to disintegrate. We've had enough problems with rebel scum as it is, without them stopping tidal action on earth, Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest dopethrone Posted February 28, 2011 Report Share Posted February 28, 2011 A Holster Holster. For when you want to carry a holster, but just dont have the space to have it around! Just pop it in your holster.Also; A toaster toaster. Turns old toasters into giant, toaster shaped toast. Mmmmmmmm. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chris Posted February 28, 2011 Report Share Posted February 28, 2011 Infinite pockets/backpacks.They connect to a parallel dimension that I'd have to invent first, so you could store all manner of shite in them without actually having to lug it around. Take your guitar/amp/drumkit to practise without having to transport it in a vehicle. Buy a months worth of shopping without requiring a shopping trolley. Knick heaps of stuff from Farmfoods without being labelled a junkie. Probably has other applications that too. Definitely saw something similar in a movie, canna mind which though.This is similar to something out of Raymond Feist books. There's a character in them who carries around a pack that has a small hole in the bottom that leads to a portal, on the other side of which is a warehouse storing oranges. He just walks around offering people oranges from his empty pack all the time. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hog Posted February 28, 2011 Report Share Posted February 28, 2011 A non addictive sleeping pill. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Soda Jerk Posted March 2, 2011 Author Report Share Posted March 2, 2011 High Street fast lane, for shoppers who don't intend on fannying about, leaving the second lane for dawdling tit farts who want to drag their feet, text, eat their McDonalds and rummage through their shopping bags. Now they can be an arsehole without getting in my way. Dawdling in the fastlane would obviously lead to an instant fixed penalty notice. There'd be cameras everywhere to monitor this, and machines that instantly issue great big whopping fines, like when someone swore on Demolition Man. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MattJimF Posted March 2, 2011 Report Share Posted March 2, 2011 High Street fast lane, for shoppers who don't intend on fannying about, leaving the second lane for dawdling tit farts who want to drag their feet, text, eat their McDonalds and rummage through their shopping bags. Now they can be an arsehole without getting in my way. Dawdling in the fastlane would obviously lead to instant death. There'd be cameras everywhere to monitor this, and machine guns that instantly kill you, like in Rico's cell in Judge Dredd.Fixed that for you Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soda Jerk Posted March 2, 2011 Author Report Share Posted March 2, 2011 Even better. Just shoot the bastards. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soda Jerk Posted March 2, 2011 Author Report Share Posted March 2, 2011 The fast lane would also be like the walk-on conveyor belts that you get at airports, for optimum speed-shopping. No dubt you'd get some cunt using it like a treadmill though and walking the other way. It automatically becomes legal to kill fast lane tresspassers. Like a citzens arrest, but with more death. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ca_gere Posted March 10, 2011 Report Share Posted March 10, 2011 A proper gig guide that covers the entire world. A place where every promoter puts up postings. Like a MySpace / Facebook type essential site but just for gigs. It would be divided into countries/cities and be user aware, meaning if u attended a gig it would suggest others based on ur tastes. I know listings sites exist but there's so many u end up getting lost. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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