Guest treader. Posted April 8, 2009 Report Share Posted April 8, 2009 Not meaning to shit all over your idea, but wouldn't pumping water into your mouth and nose and flushing them out make you drown?Probably. Hence why it will never be invented. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moose Posted April 8, 2009 Report Share Posted April 8, 2009 jack daniels and ginger aleits fucking mental, I get hangovers pretty much everytime I drink these days, if I shift onto jack and ginger ale i always feel great the next morning. only ginger ale though - its fucking rank with ginger beer. Its a bit of a bonus that it tastes great too! Try amaretto and lilt! I went back to a mates house one night after a night out and these were the only two ingredients available to us. So we poured them out and they looked and smelt horrible.... but they tasted fantastic! Awesome.Recap: amaretto and lilt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest idol_wild Posted April 8, 2009 Report Share Posted April 8, 2009 Try amaretto and lilt! I went back to a mates house one night after a night out and these were the only two ingredients available to us. So we poured them out and they looked and smelt horrible.... but they tasted fantastic! Awesome.Recap: amaretto and lilt.Or just Amaretto generally. That is the stuff of absolute Gods. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scottyboy Posted April 12, 2009 Report Share Posted April 12, 2009 Probably. Hence why it will never be invented. It sounds a lot like a certain "enhanced interrogation" technique o_O Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ross. Posted April 12, 2009 Report Share Posted April 12, 2009 A hangover cure. Or some good Wii games. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mgrant Posted April 16, 2009 Report Share Posted April 16, 2009 i would invent a micro black hole in a bottle of buckfast. so when neds attemted to drink from said bottle there brains would be sucked through there mouth and into the blackhole and thus all neds would die. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest treader. Posted April 16, 2009 Report Share Posted April 16, 2009 Some kind of device that makes everything taste like Cool Original Doritos or Pizza. Then I'd be skinny as fuck and my taste buds would be none the wiser. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soda Jerk Posted April 16, 2009 Author Report Share Posted April 16, 2009 Some kind of device that makes everything taste like Cool Original Doritos or Pizza. Then I'd be skinny as fuck and my taste buds would be none the wiser.Isn't that like when they started making flavoured vegetabes, to get kids to eat veg? It's exactly like that, except for some reason it didn't catch on. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest treader. Posted April 16, 2009 Report Share Posted April 16, 2009 Yeah, sort of...but it would literally be anything. I could just eat celery all day and green tea and stuff like that and be like "yeahhhhhhhhh pizza!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soda Jerk Posted April 16, 2009 Author Report Share Posted April 16, 2009 Would it replicate the consistency? I like the gooey cheese.If I could use your taste-replication, I would make everything feel and taste like pringles dabbed in Garlic and Onion dip. I'd stink rotten 24/7. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jf9tp2wd40 Posted April 23, 2009 Report Share Posted April 23, 2009 I'd like to make an alcoholic beverage that gives you no hangover no matter how pished you get off it....that'd make millionsi have found that generally real ales dont give you a hangover:up: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
-matthEw- Posted April 23, 2009 Report Share Posted April 23, 2009 i have found that generally real ales dont give you a hangover:up:o_O I wish I was that lucky Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TR!ΔNGL€ T€€TH Posted February 25, 2011 Report Share Posted February 25, 2011 This is a good thread, so I am bumping it.Alas, I don't have any good ideas for inventions at the moment. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Benji Posted February 25, 2011 Report Share Posted February 25, 2011 Fly Paper Strips, for a car in snow.Your driving along and suddenly, a Snow-storm, crap, but don't fret young one, oh no. You merely slow down to 5MPH and press a button inside the car that activates Four strips of fly paper, lined with a gluey,grit mix that stick to the tyres and give you traction. They last about 10 minutes before wearing out and ultimately disintegrating into a mush of paper that kills anything it touches, but at least you can continue to drive 120mph and be on the phone in one go. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Le Stu Posted February 25, 2011 Report Share Posted February 25, 2011 Personal EMP. Discretely destroys all mobile devices in a five metre radius of the user, especially if it's playing tinny shitty music at the back of the bus. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skubbs Posted February 26, 2011 Report Share Posted February 26, 2011 A hangover cure and condoms that don't ruin sex.There are extra-thin featherlite Durex condoms... Pregnancy and STIs ruin sex Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paranoid Android Posted February 26, 2011 Report Share Posted February 26, 2011 Wish I'd had enough sex to differentiate between the good and bad. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skubbs Posted February 26, 2011 Report Share Posted February 26, 2011 You don't have to wear them. it doesn't matter how thin they are. They ruin it. Pregnancy can be easily avoided with hundreds of different, more effective methods other than condoms, and be careful who you sleep with. Sorted.But yeah, i would invent condoms that don't ruin sex.I forgot women have numb vaginas and that we can't tell the difference... Duuur stoopid me.There aren't hundreds of other methods and only condoms protect against STIs. It's not about being careful with who you go about sleeping with, people with chlamydia often don't realise they have it as it shows no signs... Condoms are under-rated. There are mega thin ones already. Lecture over. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TR!ΔNGL€ T€€TH Posted February 26, 2011 Report Share Posted February 26, 2011 I forgot women have numb vaginas and that we can't tell the difference... Duuur stoopid me.There aren't hundreds of other methods and only condoms protect against STIs. It's not about being careful with who you go about sleeping with, people with chlamydia often don't realise they have it as it shows no signs... Condoms are under-rated. There are mega thin ones already. Lecture over.Slutbags McGee speaks the true John, you don't want to get another girl up the duff now. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lemonade Posted February 26, 2011 Report Share Posted February 26, 2011 You know those tumblers you get that have liquid inside them, and you keep them in the freezer so they keep your drinks cool? I invented them a good two years before they arrived in the shops. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scorge Posted February 26, 2011 Report Share Posted February 26, 2011 A hangover cure and condoms that don't ruin sex.I think Jesus, and possibly Jeremy Kyle, cried a little inside... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paranoid Android Posted February 26, 2011 Report Share Posted February 26, 2011 You know those tumblers you get that have liquid inside them, and you keep them in the freezer so they keep your drinks cool? I invented them a good two years before they arrived in the shops.I invented the internet before anyone else. I just had no way of letting the world know. oh dear Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frosty Jack Posted February 26, 2011 Report Share Posted February 26, 2011 I think Jesus, and possibly Jeremy Kyle, cried a little inside... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
captain burrito Posted February 26, 2011 Report Share Posted February 26, 2011 Infinite pockets/backpacks.They connect to a parallel dimension that I'd have to invent first, so you could store all manner of shite in them without actually having to lug it around. Take your guitar/amp/drumkit to practise without having to transport it in a vehicle. Buy a months worth of shopping without requiring a shopping trolley. Knick heaps of stuff from Farmfoods without being labelled a junkie. Probably has other applications that too. Definitely saw something similar in a movie, canna mind which though. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Adam Easy Wishes Posted February 26, 2011 Report Share Posted February 26, 2011 Infinite pockets/backpacks.They connect to a parallel dimension that I'd have to invent first, so you could store all manner of shite in them without actually having to lug it around. Take your guitar/amp/drumkit to practise without having to transport it in a vehicle. Buy a months worth of shopping without requiring a shopping trolley. Knick heaps of stuff from Farmfoods without being labelled a junkie. Probably has other applications that too. Definitely saw something similar in a movie, canna mind which though.Harry Potter? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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