Bigsby Posted March 17, 2009 Report Share Posted March 17, 2009 Because William Shatner.But not as surprised as The Invisible Man.He landed with a fud. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lemonade Posted March 17, 2009 Report Share Posted March 17, 2009 Kick her in the minge. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest treader. Posted March 17, 2009 Report Share Posted March 17, 2009 'I'll have a Pint of Beer and a mop please" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lemonade Posted March 17, 2009 Report Share Posted March 17, 2009 Somebody's puked outside but some bastard's taken all the good bits. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Kernel Loaf Posted March 17, 2009 Report Share Posted March 17, 2009 Falcon Punch Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skull Commander Posted March 17, 2009 Report Share Posted March 17, 2009 ...getting raped Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest treader. Posted March 17, 2009 Report Share Posted March 17, 2009 I think you'll find...you just said it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soda Jerk Posted March 17, 2009 Report Share Posted March 17, 2009 I'm a locksmith and I'm a locksmith. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skull Commander Posted March 17, 2009 Report Share Posted March 17, 2009 You can beat an egg, but you can't beat a wank Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DJ Jo-D Posted March 17, 2009 Report Share Posted March 17, 2009 Thats not a lion thats a giraffeIt's a trifle bizarre Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest treader. Posted March 17, 2009 Report Share Posted March 17, 2009 Thermidor. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest idol_wild Posted March 17, 2009 Report Share Posted March 17, 2009 Einstein's cock. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Kernel Loaf Posted March 17, 2009 Report Share Posted March 17, 2009 Nefarious C. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Milner Posted March 17, 2009 Report Share Posted March 17, 2009 Nefarious C."you must spread...." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Teabags Posted March 17, 2009 Report Share Posted March 17, 2009 Chess nuts boasting in an open foyer.Otherwise he'd be ewar woowar.Sexy kids.For Hanz that washes dishes is as soft as Gervais with the mild-green hairy-lipped squid. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Diesel Posted March 17, 2009 Report Share Posted March 17, 2009 "Wayyyyy-heyyyyy!!!""Shite in ma mooth!"...no, but it's a fucking beauty!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Exposure @ Lemon Tree Posted March 17, 2009 Report Share Posted March 17, 2009 "The wheelchair""Do you know how to drive this thing?""Is this some kind of joke?" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest treader. Posted March 17, 2009 Report Share Posted March 17, 2009 "Ping pong balls........... I thought you said King Kong's balls.""chewing gum, what chewing gum? ive got bronchitis""because he kneaded a poo." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lemonade Posted March 17, 2009 Report Share Posted March 17, 2009 TECHNOLOGY!!!!!!!Aids.They both have skidmarks on their helmet. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Exposure @ Lemon Tree Posted March 17, 2009 Report Share Posted March 17, 2009 "A microwave stops when you open the door""He works it out with a pencil" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Exposure @ Lemon Tree Posted March 17, 2009 Report Share Posted March 17, 2009 They both have skidmarks on their helmet.Winner Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lemonade Posted March 17, 2009 Report Share Posted March 17, 2009 Have a break, have a shit, cat.It's a knick-knack Patty Whack, give the frog a loan - his old man's a Rolling Stone. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest treader. Posted March 17, 2009 Report Share Posted March 17, 2009 For Hanz that washes dishes is as soft as Gervais with the mild-green hairy-lipped squid.Holyyyyy shit, I've not heard that joke in soooooooo long. Hahahahaha. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lemonade Posted March 17, 2009 Report Share Posted March 17, 2009 Holyyyyy shit, I've not heard that joke in soooooooo long. Hahahahaha.I don't know that joke. Someone indulge me? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest idol_wild Posted March 17, 2009 Report Share Posted March 17, 2009 A bus shelter. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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