em-s-t-a-r Posted March 10, 2009 Report Share Posted March 10, 2009 BBC NEWS | England | Tyne | Tongue bite girlfriend faces jailThis is so disturbing."Mmmm" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soda Jerk Posted March 10, 2009 Report Share Posted March 10, 2009 The quote comparing her satisfaction to having a cup of tea is amazing, in a Brasseye kind of way.I bet she disguised herself as a school. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KittyCat Posted March 11, 2009 Report Share Posted March 11, 2009 Ouch! That's got to have hurt like hell! Why the hell would you bite someone's tongue off though?! :S Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted March 11, 2009 Report Share Posted March 11, 2009 Ouch! That's got to have hurt like hell! Why the hell would you bite someone's tongue off though?! :SBecause it gives you a hard on? S'why I'd do it... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KittyCat Posted March 11, 2009 Report Share Posted March 11, 2009 Lol fair enough! If that's what floats your boat and all that.....I could never bite someone's tongue off, the thought of it makes me shudder. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest idol_wild Posted March 11, 2009 Report Share Posted March 11, 2009 Upset that she wasn't pregnant and didn't get "smoochy kisses" anymore?No wonder - it'd be like fucking a beached whale. Only a brave man would venture. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
neepheid Posted March 11, 2009 Report Share Posted March 11, 2009 Upset that she wasn't pregnant and didn't get "smoochy kisses" anymore?No wonder - it'd be like fucking a beached whale. Only a brave man would venture.I think even Captain Ahab would have second thoughts about exacting revenge on this one. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
calum Posted March 11, 2009 Report Share Posted March 11, 2009 I think even Captain Ahab would have second thoughts about exacting revenge on this one.I'm now relatively certain that this is what Mastodon's "Leviathan" is about. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lemonade Posted March 11, 2009 Report Share Posted March 11, 2009 Because it gives you a hard on? S'why I'd do it...Lol fair enough! If that's what floats your boat and all that.....I could never bite someone's tongue off, the thought of it makes me shudder.It's because you don't have a cock. If you did you'd understand. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Teabags Posted March 11, 2009 Report Share Posted March 11, 2009 It's because you don't have a cock. If you did you'd understand.*You must spread* Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DJ Jo-D Posted March 11, 2009 Report Share Posted March 11, 2009 better than biting his cock off I suppose!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nev Posted March 11, 2009 Report Share Posted March 11, 2009 *You must spread your legs*Dirty boy! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KittyCat Posted March 11, 2009 Report Share Posted March 11, 2009 It's because you don't have a cock. If you did you'd understand.Haha, ok you've got me there!So biting a guy's tongue off will give him a hard on......I must remember this Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lemonade Posted March 12, 2009 Report Share Posted March 12, 2009 Haha, ok you've got me there!So biting a guy's tongue off will give him a hard on......I must remember this No no - him biting someone else's tongue off will give him a hard-on. It's really not that complicated... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KittyCat Posted March 13, 2009 Report Share Posted March 13, 2009 Right, I'm with you now.......still......shudder. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted March 15, 2009 Report Share Posted March 15, 2009 No no - him biting someone else's tongue off will give him a hard-on. It's really not that complicated... Yeah. I'm not a fucking perv, why would I like my own tongue bitten? I need it to speak, and taste food. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ross. Posted March 15, 2009 Report Share Posted March 15, 2009 Yeah. I'm not a fucking perv, why would I like my own tongue bitten? I need it to speak, and taste food.Don't forget licking wads of fanny, you fucking perv. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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