Guest Posted March 4, 2009 Report Share Posted March 4, 2009 Whoever wrote "I simply cat stand them" own up so I can give you reputation points. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miss Groupie Supreme Posted March 4, 2009 Report Share Posted March 4, 2009 dogs eat babies Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Surfer_Rosa Posted March 4, 2009 Report Share Posted March 4, 2009 dogs eat babiesCats shit in my garden.Dogs win. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RF Scott Posted March 4, 2009 Report Share Posted March 4, 2009 Cats shit in my garden.Dogs win.Dogs have to shit out the babies somewhere, did you think about that?Funnily enough, the reasons people have been stating for disliking cats are the reasons why I like them. If they could, they'd kill and eat you. They generally don't care about you, and seem to understand the unspoken contract you have with them - you provide food and shelter, they provide a whole heap of LOLs in the ridiculous pursuits they seem to get themselves into. Dogs are too clingy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted March 4, 2009 Report Share Posted March 4, 2009 Dogs have to shit out the babies somewhere, did you think about that?Funnily enough, the reasons people have been stating for disliking cats are the reasons why I like them. If they could, they'd kill and eat you. They generally don't care about you, and seem to understand the unspoken contract you have with them - you provide food and shelter, they provide a whole heap of LOLs in the ridiculous pursuits they seem to get themselves into. Dogs are too clingy.You make a compelling arguement. But my dog, Winston, is an exception to the ruel, he is an amazing dog. Sometimes, if you listen carefully, you can hear him crying '"Craig, Craig!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RF Scott Posted March 4, 2009 Report Share Posted March 4, 2009 You make a compelling arguement. But my dog, Winston, is an exception to the ruel, he is an amazing dog. Sometimes, if you listen carefully, you can hear him crying '"Craig, Craig!"I'm assuming that's your name, becuase if not I'd recommend you have him put down for being weird. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted March 4, 2009 Report Share Posted March 4, 2009 I'm assuming that's your name, becuase if not I'd recommend you have him put down for being weird.It is, indeed, my name. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frosty Jack Posted March 4, 2009 Report Share Posted March 4, 2009 Dogs have owners, Cats have staff. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RF Scott Posted March 4, 2009 Report Share Posted March 4, 2009 Dogs have owners, Cats have staff.Exactly! It's great. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KarmaTsunami Posted March 4, 2009 Report Share Posted March 4, 2009 I'm way more of a dog person than a cat person. This probably stems from owning a dog...but I wouln't be adverse to owning a cat at all.So I'm down with both. But budgies can fuck right the hell off. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pete_inthehills Posted March 4, 2009 Report Share Posted March 4, 2009 well. I'm surprised and disappointed with most of you. You actually prefer dogs to cats? You prefer an animal that happily rolls in shit and then eats it. An animal with a subzero IQ? A spineless, fawning idiot who does what ever its told and enjoys it.Nah. Cats are much cooler.peteinthehills Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DJ Jo-D Posted March 4, 2009 Report Share Posted March 4, 2009 I hate cats. They seem like crap pets. They do what they want, come and please as they go. Dogs are the way to go!shit topic, sorry but it's just gonna be folk shouting cats or dogs..or other where as half the folk who don't lioke cats probably never even owned one, having owned both they are good for different reasons?!dogs are more needy 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest idol_wild Posted March 4, 2009 Report Share Posted March 4, 2009 shit topic, sorry but it's just gonna be folk shouting cats or dogs..DOGS!8 char... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Murrr Posted March 4, 2009 Report Share Posted March 4, 2009 I had a cat once. I dropped a sofa on it. It was a write-off, so I stood on it's head. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DJ Jo-D Posted March 4, 2009 Report Share Posted March 4, 2009 I had a cat once. I dropped a sofa on it. It was a write-off, so I stood on it's head.can you give negative rep? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lemonade Posted March 4, 2009 Report Share Posted March 4, 2009 I'm more a dog person because I'm very allergic to cats. I do like them, but I get stingy eyes, an itchy throat and I sneeze like fuck if I touch the little blighters. At least with dogs you just get a slightly smelly hand. I love really dumb dogs that come bounding up to you with their tongue hanging out. Dogs are ace. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted March 4, 2009 Report Share Posted March 4, 2009 shit topic, sorry but it's just gonna be folk shouting cats or dogs..or other where as half the folk who don't lioke cats probably never even owned one, having owned both they are good for different reasons?!dogs are more needyTell you whats a shit topic, Jo-D, making one of the undreds of threads that are just opposing a thread already made. Pet Hates-Ace..icAlso Murr, points for the Garth Merenghi quote. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pogofish Posted March 4, 2009 Report Share Posted March 4, 2009 Hey - Don't fuck cats, Pet head? American fined for smoking bong containing cat Man tried to calm pet down with cannabis smoke 'Lots of people do this, I'm just the first to get caught'Smoke em...! Man fined for smoking bong containing cat | Society | guardian.co.uko_O Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
em-s-t-a-r Posted March 4, 2009 Report Share Posted March 4, 2009 I can't believe no has mentioned how much dogs smell! Dogs are so ugly, especially the big ones. Dogs jump up on you, bark at you, make you smell. There's no need. Cats are awesome! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest idol_wild Posted March 4, 2009 Report Share Posted March 4, 2009 I think cats are for girls and poofs.Dogs are for men. Real men. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stichman Posted March 4, 2009 Report Share Posted March 4, 2009 I don't really care about my cat. It doesn't care about me. I wouldn't really care if it got run over by a bus, and it wouldn't care if I got run over by a bus. I like that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest idol_wild Posted March 4, 2009 Report Share Posted March 4, 2009 I don't really care about my cat. It doesn't care about me. I wouldn't really care if it got run over by a bus, and it wouldn't care if I got run over by a bus. I like that.Yet you still fork out your money to feed it? Personally, if I owned a cat and it told me it wouldn't care if I got run over by a bus, I'd feel a little cheated. And a little bit stoned - as I'm aware cats don't normally speak.What a rubbish and assuming pet. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pogofish Posted March 4, 2009 Report Share Posted March 4, 2009 I think cats are for girls and poofs.Dogs are for men. Real men.I have five dogs in close proximity - All of them are shit scared of one of my cats! My last cat scared my then neighbour's Dobermans so much that they never dared enter my garden again, even when the fence was down for a prolonged period. Mind you, he was a bit of a bruiser of a cat, A yard from nose to tail & weighed two stone - Of solid muscle! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DJ Jo-D Posted March 4, 2009 Report Share Posted March 4, 2009 Tell you whats a shit topic, Jo-D, making one of the undreds of threads that are just opposing a thread already made. Pet Hates-Ace..icAlso Murr, points for the Garth Merenghi quote.wind your neck in, you cock - one opposite thread to try n spur some happiness...try taking things a little less serious eh! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lemonade Posted March 4, 2009 Report Share Posted March 4, 2009 wind your neck in, you cock - one opposite thread to try n spur some happiness...try taking things a little less serious eh!You should have said:wind your cock in, you neck - That would have been much funnier. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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