Teabags Posted December 5, 2014 Report Share Posted December 5, 2014 (edited) Down in London for work Xmas party and annual assessment meeting. Pay rise, bonus, won go-karting, won outstanding employee award. YALDIE. Edited December 5, 2014 by Teabags 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Adam Easy Wishes Posted December 5, 2014 Report Share Posted December 5, 2014 BUT WHAT DID YOU LOSE AT? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spoonie Posted December 5, 2014 Report Share Posted December 5, 2014 Teabags, I don't think we've ever met but I've always assumed from your persona on here and from stories I've heard that you were a fairly shambolic human being, so that is a hell of an effort! Maybe the internet isn't all I thought it was... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Adam Easy Wishes Posted December 5, 2014 Report Share Posted December 5, 2014 Teabags, I don't think we've ever met but I've always assumed from your persona on here and from stories I've heard that you were a fairly shambolic human being, so that is a hell of an effort! Maybe the internet isn't all I thought it was... Says 'Jim Beam' guy... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spoonie Posted December 5, 2014 Report Share Posted December 5, 2014 Can't a man have a quiet drink with friends without being considered a deviant?! Aye, fair point. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Teabags Posted December 5, 2014 Report Share Posted December 5, 2014 BUT WHAT DID YOU LOSE AT?in Heathrow just now. Bag got swabbed by security and when they put it in the machine thing to analyse a big red light went off. Wifey then came over and asked me a bunch of questions. Almost lost control of my bowels. And I am a shambles. But I am fucking great at a'thing. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Milner Posted December 5, 2014 Report Share Posted December 5, 2014 Not sure if its aceic or not, but i celebrate six years with my current employer this week, with a lovely certificate to show for it..... 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paranoid Android Posted December 5, 2014 Report Share Posted December 5, 2014 I always thought Teabags worked at the moorings. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Adam Easy Wishes Posted December 5, 2014 Report Share Posted December 5, 2014 I always thought Teabags worked at the moorings. They take appraisals very seriously. 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Adam Easy Wishes Posted December 5, 2014 Report Share Posted December 5, 2014 Bigger place, the burd moved in a year ago or so and we've just outgrown our (lovely) one-bed. It'll be on the market early next week, will share when so! As promised... https://www.aspc.co.uk/search/property/324469/Flat-2---18-King-Street/Aberdeen/ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alkaline Posted December 5, 2014 Report Share Posted December 5, 2014 As promised... https://www.aspc.co.uk/search/property/324469/Flat-2---18-King-Street/Aberdeen/I've been in your old flat (around 12 years ago), I may or may not have had sex in it. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
brettthain1 Posted December 5, 2014 Report Share Posted December 5, 2014 I've been in your old flat (around 12 years ago), I may or may not have had sex in it.Hahaha, 'the shag pad'! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Adam Easy Wishes Posted December 5, 2014 Report Share Posted December 5, 2014 I've been in your old flat (around 12 years ago), I may or may not have had sex in it. That's amazing, because I've had sex in it too. In every room in those pictures. Anyone looking for a central one-bed shag pad gimme a shout! 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
brettthain1 Posted December 6, 2014 Report Share Posted December 6, 2014 That's amazing, because I've had sex in it too. In every room in those pictures. Anyone looking for a central one-bed shag pad gimme a shout!You've had sex in the hallway!? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Adam Easy Wishes Posted December 6, 2014 Report Share Posted December 6, 2014 You've had sex in the hallway!? More than once. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ca_gere Posted December 6, 2014 Report Share Posted December 6, 2014 I wouldn't class the hallway as a room anyway. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scootray Posted December 6, 2014 Report Share Posted December 6, 2014 Why would he not have had sex in the hallway? Is this commonly known as a sacred room where no sex shall take place? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old Gold Posted December 7, 2014 Report Share Posted December 7, 2014 Surely the smell of blood and poop carried through to the living room from the hallway? How unpleasant. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Adam Easy Wishes Posted December 7, 2014 Report Share Posted December 7, 2014 Nothing a Yankee Candle won't sort out. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alkaline Posted December 7, 2014 Report Share Posted December 7, 2014 Nothing a Yankee Candle won't sort out. I don't think gaping your own asshole with a lit Yankee a Candle will help. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TR!ΔNGL€ T€€TH Posted December 8, 2014 Report Share Posted December 8, 2014 What is lovely is getting the mastered tracks for the Das McManus album back. It is sounding good, pinches everywhere and all the songs are played at 200 miles per hour. There is one particularly lovely bit where some oscillating fuzz guitar sounds like a dalek vomming. 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jon Posted December 9, 2014 Report Share Posted December 9, 2014 Seeing the Manics perform The Holy Bible in its entirety last night at the Barras. My teenage self is all over the place. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Adam Easy Wishes Posted December 19, 2014 Report Share Posted December 19, 2014 Selt ma flat. Happy Christmas, Adam Easy Wishes. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Woodsinho Posted December 19, 2014 Report Share Posted December 19, 2014 Lunchtime drinking is ace-ic. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
James Broonbreed Posted December 29, 2014 Report Share Posted December 29, 2014 Home today after first Christmas offshore in 6 years. Late Christmas dinner on Wednesday. Ability to get pished. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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