Stroopy121 Posted August 3, 2012 Report Share Posted August 3, 2012 As though running isn't hard enough, there's all that fucking maths to do, too??xx Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Adam Easy Wishes Posted August 3, 2012 Report Share Posted August 3, 2012 I've never won anything sporty. Ever. Never even won an event at a school sports day or been in contention for winning anything.Last night after the 2nd last handicap race of our club's (Deeside Runners) season I'm top of the standings, 10 points ahead of 2nd place.There's still 3 other runners that can catch me with the last race (it's best 4 results out of the 6 races) so it's not over yet. I need to finish one position behind the highest finisher out the 3 or just get a 2nd place finish (3rd is my highest finish this season). Who needs the drama of the olympics?My two greatest sporting achievements:1- Kemnay Primary School football tournament 1997, P7 WINNERS - Meldrum School, beating the hosts in the final. Fuck you Kemnay!2- Meldrum School P7 badminton champion 1997, came first of two entrants (therefore straight to the final) and won on a technicality (his shot hit the roof to win me my championship point). Fuck you Meldrum P7! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spoonie Posted August 3, 2012 Report Share Posted August 3, 2012 I'm a British Champion so you can all get it soooooooooooooooooooooooooked 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frosty Jack Posted August 3, 2012 Report Share Posted August 3, 2012 I'm a British Champion so you can all get it soooooooooooooooooooooooookedMan, darts has changed A LOT from how I remember it. 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spoonie Posted August 3, 2012 Report Share Posted August 3, 2012 Extreme Darts. It's extreme. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Captain America Posted August 3, 2012 Report Share Posted August 3, 2012 That is a rubbish trophy though, sadly.You're British Champions it should be at least a real fucking trophy. A nice big one like UEFA cup size. Or a knock off of the Lombardi maybe? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spoonie Posted August 3, 2012 Report Share Posted August 3, 2012 That was a brand new design for last year. It's good from the point of view that when you take it places to display, people know exactly what you do! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Teabags Posted August 3, 2012 Report Share Posted August 3, 2012 It's good from the point of view that when you take it places to display, people know exactly what you do!I used that same philosophy when I turned up at a pool with a boner. 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Teabags Posted August 5, 2012 Report Share Posted August 5, 2012 Whoever on here were the flag flyers for Papa Johns pizza, I salute you. So much better than Dominos. Aint tried the garlic dip yet after your advice though. They've gone straight in the bin to avoid temptation. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Bob Knob Posted August 5, 2012 Report Share Posted August 5, 2012 It's not too bad if you lightly drizzle (and by lightly drizzle I mean fucking SOAK) your pizza in it. I could have that garlic dip on its own...in pint measures. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thehunger Posted August 5, 2012 Report Share Posted August 5, 2012 I love that garlic dip! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Adam Easy Wishes Posted August 6, 2012 Report Share Posted August 6, 2012 IT JUST TASTES LIKE HORRIBLE BUTTER. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old Gold Posted August 6, 2012 Report Share Posted August 6, 2012 It tastes like the container it arrives in. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Teabags Posted August 6, 2012 Report Share Posted August 6, 2012 It tastes like the container it arrives in.Therefore I shall ask for it to be delivered in Fearne Cotton next time. 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old Gold Posted August 6, 2012 Report Share Posted August 6, 2012 Interesting choice, but I'll allow it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flights Posted August 6, 2012 Report Share Posted August 6, 2012 Semisonic on Radio 2. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lemonade Posted August 6, 2012 Report Share Posted August 6, 2012 My two greatest sporting achievements:1- Kemnay Primary School football tournament 1997, P7 WINNERS - Meldrum School, beating the hosts in the final. Fuck you Kemnay!2- Meldrum School P7 badminton champion 1997, came first of two entrants (therefore straight to the final) and won on a technicality (his shot hit the roof to win me my championship point). Fuck you Meldrum P7!Sadly I think this is my greatest ever sporting achievement:Creaming my workmates at Karting. Genuinely think I have an untapped talent there. Was only a fun Sunday thing but the trophy is still on my mantlepiece!Oh I also have a silver medal for being runner up in my primary school badminton competition. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jaaakkkeee Posted August 6, 2012 Report Share Posted August 6, 2012 I have a trophy for 4th place and a medal for first place from primary school chess tournaments. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paranoid Android Posted August 6, 2012 Report Share Posted August 6, 2012 Trophy for 4th place? Did your school order too many by mistake? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Adam Easy Wishes Posted August 6, 2012 Report Share Posted August 6, 2012 I have a trophy for 4th place and a medal for first place from primary school chess tournaments.Does that mean you can list 'chess player' in your occupation section of FB? 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alkaline Posted August 6, 2012 Report Share Posted August 6, 2012 I have a trophy for 4th place and a medal for first place from primary school chess tournaments.I have a medal for chess from school too. The fact that you have one as well ruins my success though, in the bin it goes 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spoonie Posted August 6, 2012 Report Share Posted August 6, 2012 I won the Laurencekirk Primary School Chess Championship in P6 and P7 and the Mearns Academy one in S1. Three-peat! Then I hung up my rooks. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Adam Easy Wishes Posted August 6, 2012 Report Share Posted August 6, 2012 There's a load of fucking nerds in here... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jaaakkkeee Posted August 6, 2012 Report Share Posted August 6, 2012 the first place was in a team tournament and joint 4th was in a MASSIVE tournament up at northfield. I did rather well. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scootray Posted August 6, 2012 Report Share Posted August 6, 2012 People from Northfield play chess? 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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